Me is learning 2 languages, but I used crappy Mac translator for this, so is probably wrong.
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE and next will be...I dunno. Any suggestions? And now, for your daily dose of yaoi terrorization (-.-)
Kouga blinked. He was standing in a dark cave. Suddenly a vision of cubs doing the cha-cha appeared. The wolf prince said out loud. I'm having a dream.
He shrugged and sat down to watch the strange fururistic dance. It didn't really matter to him what happened in dreams. Then Kagome walked in. Danse plutôt intéressante ils sont faisant, n'est-ce pas ?
Kouga blinked.
Je parle français vous doofus ! She then snorted and walked out.
The wolf demon blinked again. That was sudden. Did she just call me a doofus?
Then Inuyasha waltzed in. Literally.
Kouga stared. Another futuristic dance?
Inuyasha fluttered his eyelashes. Hiiiiiii, Kouga!
Hello dog turd. Why are you behaving like a vixen on crack? Er, whatever that is. He corrected quickly.
Poiché siete così buon osservare! Inuyasha squealed.
Le damnez-vous, pourquoi ne vous lui obtenez-vous pas loup stupide ?
Hey, I am FAR from stupid.
Comme l'enfer. Je donne vers le haut, je vais de nouveau à Kagome! Inuyasha began to walk out.
HEY! STAY AWAY FROM MY WOMAN!
Elle est la mienne, anormal.
Sie dummes Hundturd, das fünf Wölfe für Frühstück und das
Zerschmettern einiger Autos gegessen und George Bush aß hat und I
Fucking oben geben, o.k.! Kouga screamed after him.
A/N: Since Kagome spoke in French, and Inuyasha switched from Italian to French and then Kouga screamed in German, here are the translations in order.
Kagome: Rather interesting dance they are doing, is it not?
Kagome: I'm speaking French you doofus!
Inuyasha: Because you're so hot! (Or close to- this one was Italian)
Inuyasha: Do you not understand what I am saying, you stupid wolf?
Inuyasha: Like hell. I give up, I'm going back to Kagome.
Inuyasha: She's mine, freak.
Kouga: You stupid dog turd who ate five wolves for breakfast and crashed some cars and ate George Bush and I f------ give up, okay! (Roughly)