"KAGOME!" Inuyasha bellowed. "GET OUT OF THE CLOSET, WOMAN!"
Kagome disentangled herself from Souta's loving embrace. "Coming!" She turned back to Souta. "Hush, my love, he must not see us!"
Souta titled her head. "Sis?"
"Yes, darling?"
"Couldn't this be considered incest?"
Kagome thought about it. "Nah. This is just a crappy joke fanfiction."
Souta shrugged. "Okay."
Meanwhile, Hojo was climbing the stairs to the Higurashi residence. "Kagome?"
"She's not going to come out."
Hojo turned slowly. "Who are you?"
Inuyasha shrugged. "Um...another guy waiting for Kagome to come out of the closet?"
Hojo blinked. "What is she doing in the closet?"
Inuyasha slapped his hand against his chest melodramatically. "Betraying us both, my rival in love!"
Kagome's voice floated out of the closet. "Hey, Inuyasha? Your acting sucks. This isn't Shakespeare, this is Chandelier-sama."
He shrugged. "Well, hey, this chapter's gone on too long anyway. Hojo, my love!"
Hojo ran into Inuyasha's arms. "My love!"
Inuyasha turned around mid-embrace, "Hey, Kagome? Can we make out later?"
"Haven't we blown up the poor third wall enough?"
A/N: Thank you for your reviews. I am glad you are disturbed by my disturbing sense of humor. I enjoyed killing the third wall. It makes me feel strangely less perverted. Next chapter will feature Miroku...with...some guy...I dunno who yet...it'll just freaking have Miroku, okay? Or will it...I just looked at my reviews again...you make a good point, shippowantscandy. And if you people are disturbed by my sense of humor now, just wait 'till my Phantom of the Opera obsession kicks in (it'll come)...kukuku...Hey! I just got a really disturbing idea...thank you Michael Crawford (indicades headphones).