Drabbles With Demons

by Chandelier-sama

And...100-word oneshots! Each one will poke fun at a different Inuyasha yaoi pairing (that involves straight men). Okay, so a lot of OOC-ness, but hey, this is straight yaoi! Wait- SOTA! What are you doing in the closet, you little pervert!

7. Kouga and Sesshomaru

Okay, so the NEXT chapter will feature Miroku. This time, I'm sure. I know what I am doing.

Claimer: I just realised, I own The Annual Dog Demons Ball and the Annual Canine Demon Race. Mwahaha!

Kouga was running around in the forest...as usual. Actually, he usually ran around in the mountains, but who cares!
Ahem.
Anyway.
So Kouga was practicing for the Annual Canine Demon Race, when he saw a beautiful woman in the forest. Kouga's mouth dropped open. Wow! It looks kind of like what dog-turd would look like as a woman, except taller (shoot, she's taller than me), and without those funny ears. MY WOMAN!
Without further ado, Kouga jumped the woman.
The woman coughed. Ahem. Get off me, wolf.
Kouga frowned. Your voice sounds oddly...deep, for a woman.
That might be because I'm a man, fool. Sesshomaru said coldly.