Big Butts
"Nnnnnnnnnnnn. Nainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn."
"No, no Shuiichi. Say, Mama. Ma-ma." Shiori said, waving her index finger infront of Shuiichi's nose.
#I DON'T WANNA BE A CHICKEN, I DONT WANNA BE A DUCK. SO I'LL SHAKE MY BUTT-#
--;; -SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU STUPID BASTARD!-
#Why! It's a great and addictive song!#
- INARI! SHUT UP!-
# Che'. PMSing... #
Shuiichi opened his mouth to whine and growl and groan and cry and go crazy with human and demon curse words, but it came out as : "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Oh? Do you need a diaper change, little Shuiichi?" She asked, laying him down on a table and checking his bottom.
- Ughhhhhhh... I don't want a ningen woman checking me out! And she's not even hot! -
# Like, oh my god. Like, I knew you were like, such a like, playboy and all. But like, you're just like, A FING BABY! GET YOUR MIND OUTTA THE GUTTER! #
- Oh shush, I bet I got more women in my bed in one hour than you do in a century. -
# Uh huh... But did you ever notice that all the girls you slept with got murdered the next night? #
- I never sleep with the same women twice, how'd they die? -
# RFGITYKC #
- RFGITYKC? Oo? -
The conscious mentally nodded. # Rapid Fan Girls In The Youko Kurama Club #
- OO? I have fangirls! -
# ... You slept with one every single night. They held their club meetings at the bar you always went to at night to pick out girls. Didn't you ever wonder why they went all quizzy when you winked at them? #
- I thought all girls were like that to me... -
# Phfft. Yeah right. They were planning to capture you and make you become their sex slave, but their number decreases every single day because every night a member is killed by the other members. But since you've been gone, their number has increased to over fifty million. #
- And they're planning to overthrow me? -
# Aye. #
- Then I'll just have to sleep with more girls, then. - Youko smirked with thoughts of sex and evil.
# Come now, the readers would get mad. #
- What readers! -
# Ummm... Sorry, that was a typo. #
- Oh... Wait... What typo! -
# Nothing... Forget I ever said that. # It sighed. # I'm surprised you've even remember your past... But how could you forget the beautiful and beautiful Kuronue of the night? #
- Ah yes... He was a beautiful creature... Took me a while to lure him into bed though... Said he wasn't into such a thing... And yet his body tasted so good... -
# You sound like you ate him. O.o; You are a weird bisexual guy. #
- Yup. I loved every part of him. Taking him everynight into bed... I also kinda got tired of women. I even wanted to mark him as my mate... But then he died... I can never stop greiving over that. Inari, I miss him so much... Especially his coc- - He was cut off.
# Aww... I feel so flattered... #
- Wait... You feel flattered? -
# Um... No. I mean Kuronue must feel flattered if he ever heard you say such a thing...#
Silence then lingered between them.
# Hhmmmmm... Hmmm... Hm hm... # It started to hum. # I like big butts and I CANNOT LIE! YOU OTHER - #
- SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLE! -
# - DENY. THAT WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE; YOU GET SPRUNG! WANNA PULL UP - #
- SHUT THE $&$#&$&#$&#&$#$&$$$# UP, YOU BEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ! -
# Sheesh... Someone's not in the mood today. What? You don't like girls with big butts? #
- I did! And I still do! I'm bisexual remember! -
# But your mind was in the gutter of sleeping with Kuronue, wasn't it? All those passionate and lustful nights. Remember, ne? Remember? #
Youko sighed. - Yeah... I remember... -
# So you're gay! #
- WHAT! I THOUGHT LOVE KNOWS NO GENDER! -
# Yeah... but... If you're gay.. Then no girls would go after you... And that makes SB really happy... Knowing that she's an addict to yaoi... #
- SB! WHO THE HELL IS SB! STOP USING CODE WORDS! -
And we'll stop there. I don't feel like I'm in the mood for writing... And I've been so into BL that I forgot to keep this story straight. Oh, fuk that. I'm sleepy...