Sailor Moon R Chapter 91 "Insanity Abroad"
"All this talk about getting a piece of Kain and do we even know where he is" said Ayna
"What is taking so long I want a piece of kain's ass too served on a sesame seed bun" shouted Nightmare.
"Um when did you catch up with us I didn't here you approach" said Kaiba turning and seeing nightmare behind him.
There came a mumbling noise from Nightmare's pocket.
"What is that sound" said Mokuba.
"Oops" shouted Nightmare Pulling what seemed like Aeris who was gasping out of his pocket.
"How long was she there and how did you fit a person into a pocket that just against all logic and physics" aid Ayna.
"But that was so cool can I go in there next" said Mokuba
"Absolutely not Mokuba" said Kaiba.
"Why not?" sighed Mokuba.
"Because I said so" said Kaiba.
"You didn't answer my question Nightmare" said Ayna ignoring the Mokuba and Kaiba arguing,
"Um she was in there from when the building was going to collapse and she crawled in there when I was getting you guys" said Nightmare.
"Yes I did I saw his hands were full so I crawled into his pocket" said Aeris with what appeared to be bunny ears on her head.
"What the hell?" said Kaiba twitching.
"Oops I forgot to mention that I was a patoshi an ancient race of animal like people" said Aeris
"Cool" said Mokuba as he stroke on of Aeris's ears and she purred away as he did so
"Weren't the patoshi wiped out along time ago" asked Ayna.
"Yes we were but Noa found me and brought to the order and raised me himself" said Aeris.
"Yes they were but I was found by Noa would found me in the ruins of my house who took me into the order" said Aeris slightly tearing from the thought of Noa.
"Enough with the stroll down memory lane we have a Kain to maim" said Kaiba putting on a pair of gloves to match the tuxedo he was wearing.
"Oh you transform into the tuxedo mask out again its been along time since you had that on but why is your hair green also why the white tux instead of the black one" said Ayna.
"Um my hair was always green I just dyed it and because I don't have anymore dye it reverting I and I like the white it looks cool with the black cape" said Kaiba.
-Somewhere in Tokyo-
a kid pop his head out of a man hole and looked around, He saw that the cost was clear and came out of the sewer, The boy sighed and sat down on the side walk.
"What is that it's a bird it's a plane or is it Clint Eastwood on crack" said the boy squinting
it could be George Clooney on bender thought the boy still squinting
if it was George Clooney if he was wearing red armor and wielding a sword that looked like the catch of the day.
"Ah" screamed as he ran into a brink wall and promptly fell on him crushing him to death.
Another boy stepped put of nowhere and said "Oh my god you killed Shiro you bastard" and was killed shortly after by the red armored guy that looked like George Clooney on a bender or was it Clint Eastwood on crack wielding the fish shaped sword.
Somewhere else in Tokyo-
"Let it rip" said one boy farting in another boys face.
"Nice one Daichi" said the other boy.
" Tyson For my encore I will let one rip on that guy over there in the weird outfit and funky hair traveling with a bunch of circus freaks" said Daichi.
"Do you really want to mess with him with a guy that large with him" said Tyson.
"Hell ya" said Daichi.
Daichi walks over to the guy with the weird outfit and bends over farts in his face.
"Kick their Asses Nightmare" said Kaiba.
Nightmare walked up and tied Tyson and Daichi into what looked like a human pretzel and and tosses them so high it seemed like they went into orbit.
"Was that so necessary?" asked Aeris preening her bunny ears.
"Yes that was they were nasty and wanted to die" said Ayna.
"Um ok" said Aeris
"What ever god they believe in have mercy and hope they die a painless death" said Mokuba pulling out his game boy and started to play.
Somewhere, Somewhere over the rainbow I mean in Tokyo-
Sesshoumaru was playing chess with Kazuma.
"Whats with the fuzzy arm band compensating for not having a car" said Kazuma.
"What is this car your talking about" asked Sesshoumaru.
"Those things on wheel that make high honking noise and spew out black colored gases" said Kazuma.
"One of those demons I was nearly run over by one of them I slay one of them some day in the name of vengeance" said Sesshoumaru.
"Um ok your move" said Kazuma.
"Check mate" said Sesshoumaru.
"This beeping sucks" said Kazuma putting his fist through the chessboard.
"Since we are done ill go hunt down a car demon and slay it" said Sesshoumaru.
Somewhere near in Tokyo-
"I have come came to Tokyo" said Voltaire drove into town.
The town seems vacant he thought to himself.
On the street in front of him Someone dressed like they belonged in a circus stepped onto the street.
Voltaire honked his horn and yelled, "get off the road you idiot or do you want to get run over".
Instead of getting out of the road the person pulled out a sword and slice Voltaire's car in half
Sesshoumaru putted his sword away as he watched the car demon explode right in front of him.
"One car demon slayed" said Sesshoumaru as he walked back up to a now freaked Kazuma.
"You can say that again" said Kazuma.
"You really slayed that car demon" said Zoë trying not to laugh.
"Somewhere in Tokyo"
"Are we there yet" asked Mokuba for the tenth time.
"Don't make me turn us around and head home" said Kaiba.
"Are we there yet" asked Mokuba again.
"Ill personally make you wear your ass for a hat of you ask that again" said Kaiba brandishing fists.
"Are we there yet" Mokuba asked once more.
"Shut the hell up Mokie you know how those ass hats mess up your hair" said Ayna.
"Ok fine ill stop asking" said Mokuba.
"Are we there yet" shouted Nightmare.
Ayna kicks Nightmare in the groin and he collapses like a brick wall
Nightmare shouts "my groin"
"See what happens when you become annoying Mokuba because next time that will be you" said Ayna.
"I said I will stop" said Mokuba cowering at the sight of Ayna glaring at him.
"By the way Kaiba I hate to ask you again the hell are we going in the first place we don't even know where Kain is either you know or we are just wandering around till we bump into him by change which is just stupid" said Ayna.
Kaiba twitched and said, "of course I know where he is"
"No you don't I know when your lying you twitch when you lie" said Ayna.
"No I don't" Kaiba retorted loudly.
"Yes you do" said Ayna.
"Are we there yet" shouted Nightmare.
"Can you get a fucking clue how can we get somewhere when we don't know where we are going in the first place you big idiot" Ayna shouted back at Nightmare.
Nightmare scratched his head and shouted, "Clue what's that"
I'm so surrounded by idiots and people to big of an ego to admit they are wrong" said Ayna.
"I do know where he is" said Kaiba.
"Then where is he" shouted Ayna.
"Gods when will this insanity end" said Aeris with her hand on her face.
"I like to know that too" said Mokuba.
To Be Continued-