Summary: gaz, like, finds dib in zim's base, and like, helps zim, not get caught and stuff. ZAGR-ish. i GUESS.
Disclaimer: I don't even own the internet anymore! Damn you Bill Gates!
Author's Notes: O.o Yay! I was going to make this angsty and stuff...but that's never going to happen! Instead it's just dialog humor. YAY!
"WHO ARE YOU?"
"I-"
"WHO ARE YOU?"
"WHO ARE YOU?"
"WHO ARE YOU?"
"Shut UP! Dib'll hear you, and if you wake him up I will unleash a terror upon your head while I burn your eyes out and stuff your stupid disguise in your paranormal head and-"
"WHO ARE YOU?...and, what are you DOING here?"
"I hate you."
"Yeees. Exactly."
"Grrr...LOOK! I caught Dib in here with his stupid paranormal swollen eyeball-"
"Waaaait! You'll never take me alive! This is a hoax, isn't it!"
"Wha-"
"ISN'T IT!"
"SHUT UP ZIM!"
"Ehhh..."
"If you don't want to get caught by your stupid paranormal spies then you have to get out of here, you stupid alien!"
"...ISN'T IT?"
"YES! They're all going to strap you to a table and with your guts strewn across while you pray for mercy and they dissect your spleen with their paranormal-"
"And why ARE you here?"
(Clattering noise that kind of sounds more like an explosion. Scream of Zim.)
"WHINER!"
"Look. I'm gonna go get Dib and his stupid scientists out of here. Go find your stupid robot and hide somewhere."
"WHY are you helping ME? ZIM!"
"I dunno. I just felt like it."
"Oh, well then that's a good explanation."
"Right."
And then the whole world exploded.
There. Happy ending.