I have a fasination with Harry Potter-Please-No disrespect.

Harry:I can't Believe We Let Hermione stay At school and study.

Ron:Oh,Give over.

Pikachu pops out from behind the Great Deku Tree

Ron:Bloody Hell!

Harry Faints

Ron:Harry,Harry!Get up!!

Harry:What is that thing? A hippogriff?

Pikachu:Pikaaaaaaaaa CHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Harry Gets shocked into a cardiac arrest

Ron:Oh My God! He Killed Harry Potter!

Suddenly Hermione appeared

Hermione:No, He is just Brain Damaged.

Ron:Thank God! I Never thought this day would Come!

Pikachu grins cheekily

Hemione:Oi you! Quit It.This Is My Ex-Boyfriend!

Great Deku Tree: I am Wise,I am Wise. Smooths His Hair

Ron:Oi, Your Not Danny Out Of Grease!

Great Deku Tree:Oh But I am.

Harry:Dont Wanna Be an Amaerican Idiot, One Nation Controlled By the Media.

Me:Information age of hysteria,Going out to idiot america.I am gooing to Kill you all!Muhahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

End of Chapter 1.2004-12-04