The Barbie Girl World

An Inuyasha Fiction by StarFoxRocks

Chapter Four: Meeting of the Minds

"Pass the cookies."

"Here ya go."

"Thanks."

"No problem."

Inuyasha and Miroku walked up.

"What are you doing?" asked Inuyasha.

Kagome snapped, "Hey! How did you get here?"

Inuyasha looked around. "By... walking up here?"

"Go away!" Sango demanded. "We're having a tea party! Girls only!"

"But how come Shippo gets to be in it?" Miroku asked.

Kagome snorted. "One of our dolls wouldn't show up. He's a replacement."

Miroku looked at all the dolls. "Hmmm. How do you know what sex those dolls are?"

"Um..." Kagome thought. "Shut up! Go away!"

As Inuyasha and Miroku walked off, Miroku whined, "I wanna be in the tea party..."

"Feh! We can have our own fun," Inuyasha muttered. "See? Look at all those guys over there! They must be having fun!"

He pointed to Lupin the Third, Vash the Stampede, Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Conan Edogawa and Michael Jackson.

"Looks like they're just standing there," Miroku observed.

Vash heard them and turned. "What the-?! Look! People over there! Two funny dressed people! Everyone look right now!"

Everyone turned. "Huh?" said somebody.

"Look who's talking," muttered Inuyasha.

Vash looked at his coat. "Huh? Oh, yeah. That..."

Michael Jackson turned to Stewie and Conan. "That was rude..."

"Indeed," agreed Conan.

"So... what's your name, little fella?"

Conan looked confused. "Uh... Conan."

"Conan, huh? You're first."

Conan screamed. "What?!"

Michael Jackson turned to Stewie. "And what's your name?"

Stewie pulled out a laser gun. "Back off! I've heard about you! You're that... that... that man with boobs!"

Michael Jackson giggled. "You said boobs!"

Stewie laughed. "That... that's right, I did... ha ha..."

Peter looked around. "Hey, anyone know where the John is?"

Miroku looked at him. "Who?"

"The can, you know, I gotta take a crap!"

Miroku gave him a puzzled look. Peter became angry.

"Don't tell me you've never used a toilet before!"

Miroku just looked at him. Peter's eyes widened.

"OH MY GOD!!!"

He turned around and ran into a tree. Vash pointed at it.

"How convenient!" he yelled. He turned around and ran into a bush. "Ow, my table! I think it's broken!"

"I'll go get help!" Lupin yelled with fright. He turned around and ran into a... convenience store.

"Wow, I am hungry!" Conan said. He ran towards the store entrance, but was grabbed by Michael Jackson.

"Oh, no! You're not going anywhere!"

"Cut that out," Lupin said, rubbing his nose. "Damn, I think this wall gave my nose AIDS!"

"Holy crap!" Peter yelled, as he blasted a fart. "Hehehehehehehehe!"

Everyone laughed at his fart. But then it began to smell.

"Oh, God!" yelled Vash. "It's killing me!"

He fell dead on the ground. Peter looked at his corpse.

"Wow. I didn't know I could kill people with my farts... that must mean I'm a SUPERHERO!"

"whoamg!" exclaimed Lupin.

"I shall test my might!" Peter yelled. He began to make constipated noises.

Everyone looked around awkwardly.

"Uh... wanna go inside?" asked Inuyasha, opening the door. Everyone walked inside, except for Peter, who was still outside for reasons all of you would rather not know.

Inside, everyone walked around. Lupin approached the counter.

"Where is everyone?" he asked. He rang the bell, and suddenly the doors and window were blocked by big metal door things.

"Hey! What the crap is going on here?" squealed Michael Jackson. He grabbed Conan and locked himself in a closet.

A robot voice rang out. "Fools! You mistook me for a store! I am in secret a large gundam robot! And now I must drag you into my life troubles, because I am too much of a pussy to deal with it myself!"

"Okay," Miroku shrugged.

"...you're not scared?" the voice asked.

"No, not really."

"Not even a shiver?"

"Nope..."

"Why not?"

"I've faced really ugly demons. A disbodied voice doesn't scare me all that much. It's kinda first season old-ish."

"Oh... really?"

"Yeah. Or maybe second. I'm not too sure yet."

"Hmmm... well, prepare to PH34R MY UBER 1337 SKILLZ!"

Miroku blinked. "Huh?"

The voice hesitated. "JUST WAIT A MOMENT."

"Okay."

After about sixty seconds, also known as a minute, Miroku got zapped by a laser. He had urinary constipation, but didn't and died instead.

"BWAHAHA," the voice said. "WHO ELSE WANTS TO SUFF3R?"

"Caps lock," Stewie muttered.

"WHA- SHUT UP! DON'T GET STARTED ON THAT CRAP! I KNOW DAMN WELL HOW TO USE A CAPS LOCK!"

"What's a caps lock?" asked Inuyasha.

"S1L3NC3 YOU 1NF1D3L! 1 KN3W 17 W45 4 M1574K3 70 BR1NG J00 F00LS H3R3."

"Hey, he can speak leet!" Inuyasha pointed out.

"17'5 1337, J00 F00L. 1 D1DN'7 G0 70 1337 3L3M3N74RY F0R NU771N', J00 KN0W."

"Ah... yes... of course," Inuyasha muttered.

"Crap!" Lupin moaned. "This sucks more than the time I got outbidded on ebay at the last millisecond for a really pretty bunny rabbit vase! It was so cute, I couldn't resist!"

"0H... J00 M34N... 7H15?"

Suddenly, a bunny rabbit vase appeared.

"17 W45 1 WH0 57OL3 JOOR V453!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO! JOSEPH!" Lupin screamed.

"H15 N4M3 15 J4M35, J4CK455!" the voice yelled. "4ND 1 WUV H1M."

"Come to me, Joseph!" Lupin ordered as he rushed towards J4m35. He exploded for no reason.

"WHY DON'T I SPEAKA ENGRISH?" the voice asked. "THAT WAY PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND ME MORE. AND MAYBE I SHOULD TURN THIS DAMN CAPS LOCK OFF. There we go. Much better."

"Answer our questions!" Stewie yelled. "Why have you brought us here?"

"Okay, here's the plan – wait, weren't there two more of you?"

"Yeah, they're in that closet," Inuyasha said, pointing to the closet door. It opened, revealing Michael Jackson and Conan... playing checkers.

"Man!" Conan complained. "I wanted to play chess... huh?"

They looked embarrassed. "What do you sexy beasts want?" Michael asked.

"Come out from there," the voice demanded. "I've a favor to ask you all."

They obliged.

"Okay, here we go," the voice said. "These two girls are having a tea party, but they won't let me join. I was really in the need for tea and cookies, too. We shall kill them and take their tea and cookies for ourselves!"

"w00t! What a clever plan!" yelled Conan.

"Let's get crackin'!" the voice said.

Michael Jackson and Stewie began to smoke crack.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh..." Stewie moaned disturbingly. "That's the stuff, baby."

"You're telling me, cutie," Michael said.

"Not that kind of crack!" the voice said. "Let's go kill those two broads!"

"Okay," Inuyasha shrugged. The store spit them all out the entrance, and turned into a cool looking Gundam robot.

"Where's Peter?" asked Conan.

"Who cares?" Inuyasha answered.

"Hmmm. Good point."

"Onward to victory!"

They took two paces and stopped by the tea party table. The gundam robot made it's demands.

"You two! We are here to kill you and take your loot! Now surrender, or perish!"

Kagome sighed, then jabbed an arrow into the robot's leg. It made spontaneous 'bzzzt' noises and collapsed atop her, crushing her. Sango stood and threw her boomerang, which flew and cracked Michael Jackson in the head. Conan and Stewie cheered.

"This calls for a sexy party!" Stewie yelled. He and Conan ran off, leaving only Inuyasha and Sango against each other.

"I don't wanna do this, Inuyasha," Sango caught her boomerang as it swung back.

"Meh, me neither," Inuyasha muttered. "Can I just join your little party?"

"Sure," Sango said. They both sat down.

"You know, maybe this time we won't all die," Inuyasha said.

"Impossible!"

They both turned. Richard Moore was standing by them, wearing a crown.

"Remember last chapter? I'm kind now! Barbie Girl World is MEIN!"

"No way, you died too," Inuyasha protested.

"But I declared myself king, and I'm alive again!" Richard pointed out.

Suddenly, a large muscled, green skinned Peter Griffin came up and crushed Richard with his elbow.

"Thanks, Peter!" Sango said. "Come join us."

Peter sat down and ate a cookie. But it broke off his tooth, so he got really mad and threw the table into the air. He then grabbed Inuyasha and Sango and bashed their heads together, giving them both major concussions. He then danced around until the table came back down from the sky, crushing him.

End of Chapter Four

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