The Barbie Girl World

An Inuyasha Fiction by StarFoxRocks

Chapter Six: Night of the Cameos, Part Two

"So what do we do?"

Hayvel shrugged. "Maybe we can eat cheese?"

"Screw cheese," Fallen-Angels-Tears said. "Let's have some eggs."

Hayvel smiled. "I'm all for eggs! Yummy in my tummy!"

Kate-Chan looked around. "Shouldn't we be worrying about the zombies?"

"Screw the zombies," Moon said. "Hey! My name is Wolfie now, damn it! Wolfie!" Moon began to yell. "Damn it!"

"Just change her damn name," Hayvel muttered. "Say, how come I'm the only guy?"

"Because you're lonely," Kate-Chan explained. "And you're one of the few boy readers, I dunno. You should know, being so smart. Besides, remember spazzchicken?"

The ghost of Spazzchicken appeared.

"Bwahahahah! I fooled you! I was disguised as a boy and you all fell for it!"

"No fair! I want a spooky evil ghost!" Fallen-Angels-Tears complained.

"Shut up," Spazzchicken muttered. "I have come to get my revenge!"

Miroku and Rin walked up at the top of the stairs.

"I am cured!" Rin cheered. "And it's all thanks to Miroku!"

"What did you do that actually worked?" Kate-Chan asked.

"Um... that pounding you heard? It wasn't what you thought it was. I was throwing stones on the ground, really fast like."

"Oh... how... true," Hayvel gave the ol' shifty eyes.

"Shut up," Miroku muttered. "Anyway, what's up with all the zombies?"

"Oh, those came to life and ate the former Spazzchicken," Kairi explained. "Then Sesshomaru died, and stuff. Now we're all trapped here."

"Well, that sucks," Miroku said.

"Who's up for dodgeball?" asked Rin.

"How could we play dodgeball at a time like this?" asked Kate-Chan.

Rin rolled her eyes. "Because we can, duh!!"

She was hit in the head by a dodge ball.

"You're out!" yelled Jaken. He had appeared out of nowhere.

"How is that possible?" questioned Wolfie.

"Well, he didn't actually appear out of nowhere," Hayvel theorized. "He appeared at that door at the bottom of the stairs, by using the door."

Someone else, a girl, appeared from the doorway.

"Hey, guys!"

"Oh, noe!" screamed Hayvel. "A zombie!"

The girl frowned. "Zombie? Oh, no. My name's Saikoubi Sama. That's just the paleness of my skin..."

Jaken took a look at her and screamed. "Oh lord! It's one of those things I heard about... uh... a goth!"

Rin was still alive, somehow. She grabbed the dodge ball Jaken threw at it and hurled with all her might back at him. Jaken's head was smashed off his body.

"That hurt! Big meanie!"

"Let the games begin!" yelled Miroku. And with that he took ahold of his staff and smited Kate-Chan with it.

Spazzchicken's spirit enveloped around Miroku and ate him. But, out of nowhere, Luigi came and sucked Spazzchicken up into a vacuum cleaner. Then he ran off after pick pocketing Rin, who retaliated by doing the hustle with Fallen-Angels-Tears. Wolfie and Kairi were wrestling on the ground, bitch-slapping each other with donuts. Saikoubi Sama watched them with amusement.

Meanwhile, Hayvel grabbed Kate-Chan, who was dazed by the staff smiting thing, and threw her against the window. But she grabbed him and flipped over him, turning him around. Now Hayvel was against the window, with Kate-Chan cornering him. She looked pissed.

"What was all that about?!" she ducked as a dodge ball pelted above her head.

Hayvel pleaded, "Wait! Don't kill me! I have so much to live for! Besides, can't we solve this some other way?"

Kate-Chan stopped looking so angry for no reason at all. "You know, you're right..."

Hayvel smiled. "I'm always right."

He would have said more, but some zombie hands burst through the window Hayvel was against and began pulling him outside. As they did, several others began ripping at his shirt. He profoundly screamed like Rachel Moore in several Detective Conan episodes upon sight of a dead body.

Kate-Chan yelled, "Help! He's being zombie raped!"

They all stopped fighting to crowd against the window. They grabbed Hayvel's feet and tugged, but all that accomplished was Wolfie stealing his shoe.

They watched helplessly as the zombies ripped Hayvel's stomach open somehow with their own hands and pulled his innards out.

"Eeew!" Rin cried. "That's gross!"

Kairi turned her away. "Look away, child."

They all turned from the window. Wolfie was eating Hayvel's shoe.

Kate-Chan said, "Look where this has brought us! The smart guy just got killed, and so did a bunch of people."

"We were supposed to be playing dodge ball," Saikoubi Sama muttered. "Some people overdid it."

"Meh," Wolfie shrugged. "What now?"

"Oh!" Rin yelled. "I know! We can call Superman and Batman!"

Kate-Chan grumbled, "Batman doesn't exist, you dumb little female."

"Yes he does! Nanananananana, batmaaaaaaaaaan!"

She began humming different parts of the Superman and Batman themes, until Kairi turned into a demon and ate her.

"Waholy crap!" screamed Saikoubi Sama. "He's a monster! With little claws on her fingers, and funny looking face paint!"

Zombies began crawling through the window. One of them jumped onto Wolfie.

"OH NO! HELP!" she screamed.

Kate-Chan, Saikoubi Sama, and Fallen-Angels-Tears looked at each other.

"This totally sucks peanuts," Fallen-Angels-Tears said.

Kairi looked at her. "PEANUTS?" she yelled. "SUCKS?" she yelled again.

Kairi stretched out her mouth and swallowed Fallen-Angels-Tears whole.

"Damn, are you nuts," Kate-Chan said.

Wolfie, meanwhile, was being horribly mauled by the zombie.

"Somebody save me!" she kept screaming. "This feels to painful and humiliating at the same time!"

"Screw you!" Saikoubi Sama yelled. She turned and jumped out another window, untouched by zombies.

Kate-Chan whipped out a pistol and blasted Kairi's head off. Then she looked down and shot the zombie eating Wolfie, but the bullet went through the zombie's head and killed Wolfie as well.

She looked around. Zombies were coming through the windows around her, even the one Saikoubi Sama had jumped out of. She was soon surrounded.

She dropped her gun.

"Shit."

(((SFR)))

Saikoubi Sama would have lived, but it's a funny story, really. She was chased by zombies and almost molested by a midget Martian. Luckily she distracted it by pointing and running. The molesting Martian had bad asthma, so he had a heart attack. A helicopter stopped to pick her up, but then it exploded for no reason and fell onto her. She died, and so did all the innocent people in that helicopter.

End of Chapter Six