The Barbie Girl World

An Inuyasha Fiction by StarFoxRocks

Chapter Seven: Video Game Presidents

Inuyasha was bored.

"I'm bored," he stated.

Everyone was sitting around the fire, away from him. His boredom was contagious. Already Shippo began to sleep and drool in Kagome's lap.

"Eew!" she said. "You freak! I could get germs!"

She threw him into a Bush... George W. Bush!

"wtf?" Miroku looked up.

George Bush waved. "Hi, y'all!"

They waved back.

"Uhh... hi?" Sango was confused.

"Are you guys gonna vote me for president?" Bush asked.

Kagome shook her head. "Nope. I don't live in America... and I'm underage."

Miroku pointed out, "Neither do any of us. But, if I could vote for anyone, it would be for Mario."

Everyone stared blankly. Miroku was puzzled.

"What? A vote for Mario is a vote for fun!"

"I'd vote for Luigi," Sango said. "Luigi's much cooler."

Miroku stamped his feet. "Never! Luigi always tries to take all the credit! And he's a loser!"

"Mario's a big fat jerk how gets too much credit!" Sango countered. "Luigi helps out, but he gets diddily squat!"

George W. Bush got scared, and ran into a bush, where he hid for the remainder of the story. Nobody noticed, though. Nor cared.

"Well, Luigi's a skinny freak!" Miroku yelled. "He needs to gain weight!"

"And get all fat like Mario?" Sango asked. "Never!"

"Luigi's a coward who can't do anything right!"

"But he has a mansion! And what do you suppose Mario has?"

"He has a castle with Peach!"

"Lies! He lives in that rugged old house!"

"Only in Paper Mario! And did you see Luigi stutter in that game of his? He was such a pussy!"

Kagome stood up and yelled. "Enough!"

Inuyasha and Shippo sprang back to life. They ran over.

"What's going on?"

Kagome sighed, "They're having a debate over who, out of Mario and Luigi, should be president. Even though THEY CAN'T BE ELECTED PRESIDENT DUE TO THEIR NON EXISTANCE AS A REAL PERSON!"

"Caps lock," Miroku muttered. "What do you think, Inuyasha?"

Inuyasha thought. "Hmmm... Mario. Totally. He's much stronger."

Sango snorted. "What about you, Shippo?"

Shippo thought, too. "I don't really give a damn."

"Side with me, you little midget bastard!"

"I know you are, but what am I?" Shippo stuck out his tongue.

Sango crushed Shippo with her boomerang.

"Why do I always have to die first!?" Shippo cried. Then he died.

"Hey, that rhymes," Miroku pointed out.

"Yeah," Inuyasha agreed. "Go Mario!"

Sango turned desperately to Kagome. "Please! Side with me!"

Kagome stepped back, waving her hands as a gesture of saying 'no.' "Sorry, Sango, I'm not gonna be a part of this."

"Traitor!" Sango yelled. She pulled out dual pistols.

Miroku drooled. "Wow! Look at those buns! ...I mean guns!!!"

Sango turned around and filled Miroku with lead. Inuyasha looked awkwardly at his bullet-ridden carcass, then hid in the bush with George W. Bush.

"Wait! Can't we discuss this?" Kagome asked.

"No," was Sango's answer. She raised her pistols, but then ran out of bullets for no reason. She looked at them.

"Huh?"

Koga appeared and abducted Kagome, then quickly ran off. Sango was alone.

Or so she thought.

She was stalked by a man who wore a bear costume. Then she was stalked to death.

But wait! Isn't everyone dead?

No!

Inuyasha and George W. Bush were dragged out from the bush they were hiding in by an invisible hand.

Bush frowned. "What happened?"

Inuyasha shrugged. "No clue. I guess everyone's dead."

Suddenly, Mario appeared.

"Wa-hoo! Vote-a Mario for-a president-a! A vote-a for Mario is a vote-a for-a fun-a!"

Inuyasha screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

He got out Tetsusaiga and cut Mario up.

"I thought you were on his side," George W. Bush muttered.

Inuyasha blinked. "Oh, yeah. But now he's dead... oh well."

He put Tetsusaiga away.

George W. Bush looked around, then wandered off into a black hole. Inuyasha was left alone.

"Hmmmm... this sucks," he concluded.

Looking around, he found out he was lost. Terribly lost. In fact, he was so lost he ended up in the lost and found.

"Where am I?" he asked.

The lost and found, stupid.

"Oh yeah."

You're an idiot.

"Shut up..."

Shut up your FACE.

Inuyasha wrinkled his nose. "Yuck! What's that smell?"

Your FACE.

"Seriously... what is it?"

No, really, it's your FACE.

Inuyasha realized his face was stinky for no reason. He ripped it off and ate it.

"Hmmmm... much better. But now there's one problem – I'm dying."

You're dying your FACE.

"Shut up for a second! Let me die in peace!"

He fell over and died... his FACE.

Now everyone's dead. Woe is me. What will happen now?

Wait a minute!

What about Koga? And Kagome?

Well, Kagome struggled too much when Koga was racing up a mountainside. She kicked him in the... peanuts... and he let go of her. She fell to her doom.

When she fell, Koga stopped to yell her name in a dramatic fashion, but then fell himself to his doom.

Actually, it wasn't doom. Doom was away on business, so they fell into the black hole George W. Bush had wandered into.

"Well I'll be!" he said with excitement. "Finally I get some company! Anyone wanna play 'hide the rainbow road'?"

Kagome suicided. As a response to her suicide, Koga suicided too.

George W. Bush cried, "Oh, nelly!"

End of Chapter Seven