The Barbie Girl World
An Inuyasha Fiction by StarFoxRocks
Chapter Ten: The Great Debut
Author's Note: I'm back after a well earned break from all my fictions… w00t!
Inuyasha looked around. "What's going on?"
Miroku saw nothing.
"I see nothing," he said.
Suddenly, he saw something.
"Holy crap!" he exclaimed, falling backwards. But, unfortunately for him, he and Inuyasha were on the cliff place. So, he fell down from the cliff. The thing he saw was… nothing! Hah, you're gullible.
Miroku fell and fell, and fell some more. But then, somebody flew over and caught him before he hit the ground! It was… Gordon Freeman!
"whaomg!" Inuyasha yelled. "It's Gordon Freeman!"
Gordon Freeman said, "Yes, it is me! I saved the day again!"
"Thanks, Freeman!" Miroku said.
"No problem, Mister Monk!" Freeman said. "All in a day's work! Freeman awaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
He flew off without using a jetpack somehow.
"Wow!" Inuyasha said with amazement. "I wanna be just like Freeman when I grow up!"
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"Gordon Freeman?" Shippo asked. "Like, from Half Life 2?"
Kagome sighed. "It's Half Life Squared, fool. Don't you see the position of the 2?"
"Hey! She has a point!" Sango pointed out.
"I guess you're right," Shippo muttered. "So, he saved you, Miroku?"
"Yup," Miroku replied. "Oh, and he flew away like Superman, too."
Sango's eyes lit up. "Awesome!"
Inuyasha changed the subject abruptly. "Anyone play Doom Cubed?"
"Doom 3," Kagome corrected. "The 3 is in a different position."
"Whatever," Inuyasha muttered.
"What about Quake… uh… to the fourth?" Shippo asked.
"Shut up," Miroku muttered.
"Make me."
Miroku did so with haste. Shippo got a sandal in the face.
"Oh!" he cried as he fell off the cliff that appeared there.
"How did that happen?" Inuyasha inquired.
"Plot device," explained Sango.
Inuyasha nodded. "Ah. That makes sense."
"So, who is this Freeman guy anyway?" asked Kagome.
"I think he fights against slavery," Miroku suggested. "He's called 'Freeman' for a reason, you know."
"No, he battles aliens!" Inuyasha said. "Remember those dumb metro cops?"
A metro cop appeared beside him.
"Hey, that hurt," it said sadly. "We have feelings, you know. And we're highly intelligent. We merely wasted our lives away from depression and lack of a social life, and became cops to take our worthless lives out on innocent people for no good reason."
"I think I lost my sandal," Miroku muttered, not paying attention.
"You're pregnant!" Inuyasha yelled.
Miroku stood up. "WHAT?!"
"You just got prank'd!"
Miroku blinked.
"What?"
Inuyasha pushed Miroku off the cliff that had appeared for no reason. "Double prank'd!"
Sango began to cry. Like this: ;-;
"I lost my Kirara!" she cried.
Kagome asked, "What?"
"Your mom!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Where?!" Kagome looked around frantically.
"You just got prank'd!"
Kagome opened a can of whoop ass upon Inuyasha by sucker punching his face.
"Owb! By dose!" squealed Inuyasha.
Sango was still crying over Kirara. "Why is she gone? Today's her debut in the series!"
"She's probably eating your banana cheese cream pie," Kagome thought. "But then again, you've never heard of that. How is that possible?"
"Because you touch yourself at night!" Inuyasha screamed.
"I do?!"
"You just got – "
Inuyasha was sent sprawling over the cliff edge, but he floated back up because he is liked by the big man upstairs.
"Damn it!" swore Kagome profoundly.
Suddenly the cat demon Kirara appeared.
"Yay! Kirara's here!" Sango cheered. "Finally we can start off her debut – "
Sango never finished, because Kirara bit off her head and swallowed it.
Inuyasha burst out laughing. "You just got prank'd!"
Kirara began to chase Inuyasha around.
"Hey! Look!" Inuyasha pointed. "Is that your mom burning the American flag?"
Kirara's eyes bulged, and she turned. Inuyasha gave her a good kick in the ass.
"You just got prank'd!"
As the chasing became more frantic, Kagome remarked, "That's terrible grammar, you know."
Inuyasha stopped to stare at her in astonishment. "How can you even tell?!"
Kirara lept upon him and ate him up in one bite. Then she burped loudly and obnoxiously.
"Everyone's dead," Kagome muttered. "Now I shall be depressed and lonely forever."
Gordon Freeman appeared. "Not whilst I am around, ma'am!"
Kirby came in a startling cameo appearance and sucked Freeman into his mouth. Then he swallowed and gained the Freeman power – a handgun!
"Wowies!" Kagome yelled, her eyes sparkling.
Kirby pointed the handgun and riddled Kirara full of holes. Then he blew away the smoke coming from the gun nozzle in a very James Bond fashion.
Then, as a sudden twist, Johnny Depp appeared. He held up an egg.
"This is your brain!" he declared. He threw it on the ground and it burst open; spreading yolk everywhere. "That is your brain on drugs!"
Then he looked at Kirby.
"Holy shit! It worked!"
Feeling offended, Kirby opened his mouth to say something. "Grr, Arrg!"
He then realized that he couldn't speak words of the English language! He then proceeded an attempt to give Johnny the finger, only to realize that he had no fingers!!
As a plot hole, Sota appears! He took one look at Kirby and licked his lips!
"Wow! A marshmallow!" he screamed. He ran at Kirby, who had NOWHERE TO RUN!
"Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" he squealed. Sota came and gobbled him up.
"I was gonna have that," Johnny Depp said sadly.
"Anyone else wanna have a NIGHT OF THE CAMEOS PART TWO CHAPTER TWO??!" yelled out Kagome in an attempt to get more reviewers.
"Liar!" declared Sota.
"Shut up," muttered Kagome.
"Hypocrite!"
"What?"
"You're telling me to shut up as if you don't like people talking. But you talk yourself! Therefore; you are a hypocrite!"
"You're a douche bag."
"Am not!" Sota yelled.
"Did you know douche means smell in some language?"
"It does?"
"Yes. You are a smelly bag."
"Am not!"
Kagome hit Sota, hard.
"Owowowowowowow!" he yelled repeatedly. "That hurt! You're a big poo poo head! You're head's made of poo poo!"
Kagome's response was another bonk to the head.
"Hey, that looks like fun!" yelled Johnny Depp, who then joined in on wailing on Sota, who screamed loudly as well as dramatically as if he were being murdered and then actually was murdered.
"Oops," Kagome muttered.
Another metro cop appeared! He saw the body of Sota and screamed.
"Who did this?" he asked.
Kagome pointed at Johnny. "He did!"
The metro cop beat up Johnny Depp with his hit stick. While he was doing that, Kagome ran away. After he was done with his brutal beating, the metro cop looked at his hit stick.
"How much does this hurt?"
He whacked himself over the head.
"Ow! Oh my God, is that what I've been doing to people? I don't feel my existence being validated…"
He cast himself over the cliff that had appeared for no reason, hence the end of the chapter.
End of Chapter Ten