The Barbie Girl World

An Inuyasha Fiction by StarFoxRocks

Chapter Eleven: Omfg it's Unscripted

Author's Note: I've decided to give a little classical stuff to you guys – so, to do so, here's the first chapter of the original fic, unscripted!

In some far away land, full of grassy hills and stuff, Inuyasha was dancing around and

singing triumphantly.

"I'm just a barbie girl... in a barbie world... what the – "

Naraku, without his Wolf outfit, walks up weilding a large katana.

"Hey!" protested Inuyasha. "This is my barbie girl world! Go find your own!"

Naraku brandishes his katana.

" I don't think so... heh heh heh."

"What?"

"It's mine now."

Inuyasha got angry. "Why you – nobody says that! Jerk!"

Naraku shrugged. "Sorry, I was so bored that I decided to sink to your level. Now give up the barbie world!"

Miroku then walked up. He was confused.

"Hold on a second... what the hell is happening?"

Inuyasha jumped up. "Aha! I'm gonna tell on you! Just a second."

He turned to Miroku, whose expression changed from confused to disturbed.
"...I'm not gonna ask."

Inuyasha protested. "Wait! Miroku! This guy it trying to steal my barbie land!"

Miroku was still disturbed for some reason.

"....again?"

"Y- wait... this happened before?

Miroku shuddered.

"Oh, don't remind me. I'm not discussing the incident with actual barbies..."

Inuyasha glared. Miroku got confused again.

"What?"

"We need to stop that guy over there!" Inuyasha yelled.

Naraku, at the time, was humming.

"Hmm... HMM hm hm hm hmm... HMM hm hm hm hm... HMMMM hm hm hm hm... HMM hm hm h – huh?"

He sees them coming and raises his sword.

Miroku said, "Okay, hold it right there."

"You cannot stop me!" Naraku claimed.

Inuyasha challenged, "Bring it on, smelly man!"

"What? I do not stink! I just had a shower! Here, smell me!"

Miroku looked delighted. "Okay!"

Inuyasha stopped him by grabbing his shoulder. "Wait! It's a trap!"

Shippo suddenly runs up to Naraku.

"Never!" he yelled loudly. "I will not allow my friends to be tricked by this ugly man! You fiend! I'm gonna – "

While he's talking, Naraku impales him with the katana and holds him up on the sword.

"Ow... forgot about the sword... thing."

He dies.

Naraku pushes Shippo off the sword, then began to recoil in terror at the sight of the blood.

"Oh dear... oh my!"

He cleans the sword with a rag.

"There, there... its only blood... anyway... where were we?"

"You killed Shippo!" declared Miroku.

"I killed a hippo?"

Inuyasha corrected him. "No! Shippo! So I will kill you! Die!"

Sango appeared next. "Hold on, Inuyasha! Let me have a try first!"

Inuyasha stopped in his tracks, angry.

"No! I never get the first shot anymore! Let ME go first!"

Sango pushes Inuyasha to the ground. "Stop arguing with me!"

Inuyasha cried out.

"Ow! You hurt me!"

Sango yells "Die, Naraku!" and throws the boomerang. Naraku dodges, and the boomerang swings back and hits Sango on the head. She falls to the ground after a loud crack.

Inuyasha snorted.

"That shows her!"

He stands up. "Okay! Time to really get this on!"

Kagome appeared atop a cliff. "Just a second, Inuyasha!" she called down.

"Son of a bitch!"

Kagome ignored him. "Naraku! You killed Shippo, and caused Sango to kill herself, but you won't hurt any more of them!"

Naraku challenged her. "Oh yeah? Watch this!"

He stabs Miroku, who yells "OW!" and falls.

"Miroku!" screams Inuyasha.

"Thats it! Now you're pissing me off!" Kagome grabs her bow and an arrow, then prepares to fire. "I'm going to kill you!"

Naraku, meanwhile, is laughing at her. "Hah hah hah hah! Haaaah hah hah! Hah hah hah!"

Kagome then fires her arrow.

"Hah ha- oh, shit!"

He jumps out of the way. As Miroku gets back up, he is struck in the chest by the arrow.

He falls back down. "Arrrragh!"

Inuyasha let out a short dramatic wail. "Nooooooo!"

Naraku resumed laughing. "Hah hah hah!"

Kagome was in dismay.

"Oops... I killed him."

Inuyasha tried to comfort her by calling up to her. "Its okay... nobody liked the perv."

Naraku was still doing his annoying laugh. "Hah hah hah hah hah!"

Inuyasha was angry. "Stop that!"

"Hoo hoo hoo! Hah hah hah! HAAAAAAH hah ha..." he coughed. "...HAAAAAAAAH hah hah!"

Kagome screamed, "Zip it!"

Naraku began to giggle. "Hee hee hee hee hee..."

"Alright, thats it!" Inuyasha grabs his Tetsusaiga.

"...uh oh!"

Naraku runs off. Inuyasha stands still for a moment.

"...YES! Barbie land is mine forever!"

He proceeded to do a happy dance. Kagome wasn't happy, however.

"But what about Miroku? And Shippo? And Sango?"

"Screw them! I won!"

"Well, its good news and all, but what about the bodies?"

Inuyasha stopped dancing.

"Oh... yeah... about that... come down from that cliff and I'll tell you."

"I'm on a cliff?"

She trips.Inuyasha winces.

"Oooh... that's gotta hurt. You okay?"

Kagome answered, "You could say that. Thank God this guy broke my fall. Are you okay?"

Jackie Chan stood up after Kagome got off him.

"Everyone gets one!" he flies off. "Ayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Inuyasha became quickly puzzled. "...what the damn?"

Kagome turned away.

"Don't ask... anyway... what are you gonna tell me?"

Inuyasha thought. "Oh yeah. Here's what we do... you go and call the cops... when they arrive, I want you to hide, and I'll set something up somehow."

"How will you convince them it wasn't you?"

"Um..."

He stabs Tetsusaiga into Shippo's corpse and impales him.

"We'll say Shippo did it, and then he killed himself."

Kagome looked doubtful. "...whatever floats your boat..."

She walks off. Inuyasha then began to talk to himself.

"Okay, now all I need to do it wait."

He waits.

"Good ol' Kagome. She'll get that cop here in no time."

(A Few Hours Later…)

"…Where is that dork?"

A cop approaches.

"Are you Inuyasha?"

Inuyasha replied, "Maybe..."

"This is about those dead guys. They're dead, right?"

"Yeah. They look dead to me."

"Okay, so who did it?"

Inuyasha points to Shippo's corpse. "The midget! He did it!"

The cop wasn't convinced.

"Uh huh... with that big a sword?"

"What!?"

He sees the Tetsusaiga still transformed into uber awesome-ness mode.

"Damn! Why didn't it transform back?"

The cop pointed at Inuyasha dramatically. "Aha! You are the culprit!"

Inuyasha screamed, "Oh noes!"

Then he runs. The cop chases him.

"Come back here!"

Inuyasha keeps running, until he runs into Naraku.

"Hey! Watch it."

Naraku notices it was Inuyasha who had bumped into him. "You!"

Inuyasha said, "Hey! Its you!"

"There's no preventing it... we must have a sword fight!"

Inuyasha protested. "But I don't have a sword."

Naraku thinks. "Hmmm..."

The cop runs up to them.

"I have a sword for you!"

Inuyasha said, "Thanks."

He takes it.

"Mind if we fight before you arrest me?"

The cop shrugs. "Sure."

Naraku charged. "Die, Inuyasha!"

They swordfight for a few minutes. Inuyasha jumps at Naraku, who dodges and swings at him. He misses. Inuyasha waves the sword again and again at Naraku, who is cut... once.

"Ow! How'd you do that?"

" I don't really know..."

They go back to fighting. Their swords clash, and they both swing to the right and stab the Cop at the same time. The cop yells loudly.

"Agh! Urg! Wug! The pain!"

They both take back their swords. Inuyasha cheers, "Yay! You killed him!"

Naraku said, "But you killed him, too."

"That's even better!"

Naraku sighed. "You've changed, Inuyasha."

"No I didn't!" Inuyasha disagreed.

Naraku disagreed with Inuyasha's disagree.

"Yes. You have. You're immature again."

Inuyasha's feelings were hurt. "N... no I'm not! No I'm NOT!"

"Yes, you are. Wretch."

Inuyasha was getting angry. "Don't insult me!"

"What are you gonna do about it?" asked Naraku, challenging him.

Inuyasha took the challenge by impaling Naraku and puncturing his evil dark heart. "Tag! You're dead!"

Naraku looked at the sword end sticking out of his chest, with Inuyasha's hand still grasping the handle.

"Ah, crap."

Inuyasha laughed. "Not so tough now, are ya?"

Naraku was on his knees. "No... but I'm taking you with me!"

He impales Inuyasha through the stomach with his own sword.

Inuyasha cries with pain. "Ow! Damn it!"

Naraku falls onto his back, and Inuyasha falls to the ground. They both die. Seconds later, Kagome runs up.

"Inuyasha! I just found out! Naraku is – huh?"

She sees them both dead. She is silent.

"...YAY! Babie Land is mine forever! Yes! Yes! YES!"

A loud rumbling is heard. Kagome looks around.

"What the – ?"

She then looks up and her eyes widen. "HOLY CRAP!"

It is revealed that an avalanche is happening at the mountain Inuyasha and Naraku were fighting at. Boulders and rocks crush Kagome, killing her.

End of Chapter Eleven