The Barbie Girl World

An Inuyasha Fiction by StarFoxRocks

Chapter Thirteen: Bad Luck, Eeeeeek!

Inuyasha was sitting by himself on a rock somewhere when Shippo came bounding along and jumped on his face.

"What the -!" he called out. "Shippo! Get off!"

"Help! Evil crickets!" cried Shippo.

Pulling him off, Inuyasha cast him a confused look. "What?"

"Thirteen is an unlucky chapter, Inuyasha! We're all gonna die!"

Inuyasha snorted.

"Do you really believe in that stuff? Superstitions just ain't my style, Shippo boy."

As he walked off, Shippo yelled after him, "You'll see! They'll all see! You'll die somehow in some terrible way! And everyone will laugh at it!"

He found himself alone.

"I'm hungry…"

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Miroku was playing Counter Strike on a computer he stole.

"I still can't believe you got a hold of one of those," Sango remarked, watching.

"Shut up! I can't concentrate!" Miroku yelled. "OMG, I'm totally pwning this n00b!"

Inuyasha arrived. "Hi, guys."

"Shut up!" Miroku repeated.

"What's up with him?" Inuyasha asked Sango.

"He's being weird again," she answered. "Just ignore him."

"Shut up!" Miroku repeated once more, as a counter terrorist bounded across the screen.

"Counter Strike totally suxors," Sango muttered.

"STFU!" Miroku screamed.

Then he got pwned by some guy.

"OMFG!" Miroku ranted. "Now it is impossible for me to go from Rank 2 to 1! Ima kill you!"

He got up and pulled out an SMG.

"Holy crapoly!" Sango cried out.

Inuyasha looked around. "Where'd Shippo go?"

"Who cares?" asked Jerry.

"Who's Jerry?" asked Sango.

"Who cares?" Inuyasha answered Sango's question with another question.

Miroku stepped forward, cocking his SMG. Both Inuyasha and Sango screamed.

"If you come any closer, I'm gonna throw this rock at you!" Inuyasha warned, picking up the smallest rock ever.

Miroku blinked. Then he aimed his weapon.

"I'm not afraid of you!" Inuyasha claimed. "Okay, actually, I am. Aaaaah!"

He dropped the rock and ran away screaming. Sango was alone.

"What about me?" asked Jerry.

Screw you, Jerry.

Just then, Shippo arrived.

"RUN! HIDE! This is the 13th chapter!" he was yelling.

It was Sango's turn to blink.

"So?" she asked.

"Bad luck! Very bad!" Shippo said frantically. "I already got struck by lightning! Twice!"

"And I got cancer in seven places!" Richard Moore claimed. "Oop! Heart attack!"

He fell dead.

"See what I mean!" Shippo cried, pointing.

"Yes, I do," Miroku said. "But were you expecting… this!"

He pointed the SMG at Shippo's face and stuffed it full of lead.

"Was that truly necessary?" Sango asked impatiently.

Just then, Kagome arrived.

"Hey, guys!" she greeted, but fell dead in her tracks at the sight of Miroku's computer. "Holy shit! Where the hell did you get that!"

"Stole it," Miroku answered dully, still pointing the gun at Shippo's dead carcass.

Inuyasha returned. "Are you still mad?"

"Yes," Miroku answered, firing a single shot into Inuyasha's arm.

"Ow!" Inuyasha wailed, holding his wound with his hand. "What was that for?"

"I'm pissed off," Miroku pointed out.

"True dat," Sango agreed.

Kagome was touching the computer.

"This is way better than mine!" she was commenting. "Whoever did you steal it from?"

When she touched the screen, Miroku screamed loudly.

"YOUR FINGER OIL IS ON MY SCREEN!"

Rushing up, he shoved Kagome aside and frantically rubbed at it with part of his outfit. "No! NONONONONO! It's ruined! RUINED! And all because of you!"

He turned on Kagome, aiming his SMG.

"Die!" he yelled.

"Wait!" Sango called out. "I know how we can solve this! Let's all play Counter Strike!"

"I have a better idea," Miroku mumbled. Suddenly, they all disappeared, finding themselves in a CS map.

"Whoa, how did that happen?" Kagome looked around.

"It's the magic of Steam," Miroku answered. "Anyway, what map?"

"OMG I LOVE THE MAP DUST," Sango said.

"That's… nice," Miroku looked around nervously. "Alright, Dust it is, then. Which side?"

They all picked terrorists.

"Killjoys," muttered Miroku. Oh well, then. I guess I'm CT."

They all spawned and chose their weapons and stuff. Miroku looked around.

"Hey, this isn't Dust!" he exclaimed. "In fact, I don't know what the hell this is!"

"There are only four players," said a voice. "Small arena takes less time."

"I'll take less of your time," threatened Miroku.

Inuyasha appeared with two Mac 10s in his hand.

"Die, monk!" he yelled, firing wildly.

Miroku took cover, then exchanged fire with his M4A1 carbine. He shot Inuyasha in the head.

"n00b," he grumbled.

Continuing, he saw Sango and Kagome talking.

"OMG, Kagome, you HAVE to tell me WHERE you got that body armor!"

"Well, Calvin Klein just had a sale, so I guess you could try there."

"OMG OMG OMG OMG, I'm, like, TOTALLY going there!"

Sango ran off, disconnecting.

"Wait a minute," Kagome muttered to herself. "That means I'm all alone! AAH! I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK!"

Miroku took out his knife and knifed her.

COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN!

When he reappeared, Miroku found himself all alone.

"What about me?" asked Jerry.

Damn it, shut up, Jerry!

A government agent walked up to Jerry.

"Are you Jerry?" the man asked.

Jerry nodded.

Without a word, the man raised a pistol and shot Jerry in the head.

"Wow," Miroku said. "Heh, sucks to be him."

Sango came by with body armor. "God, I totally love this arm – Miroku? Where's the others?"

"I killed them," Miroku said. "And kill you I shall now! I mean, I shall now you kill… er… Shall I kill… you… uuuuhhhh… prepare to die!"

He raised his SMG, but before he could shoot, Sango pulled out a large assault rifle and blasted away at him. He got blown away.

"Sucker," she said.

But then a tree fell down on her.

"What did I tell you?" gurgled Richard Moore dozily on the ground. "Coincidence? I think NOT!"

End of Chapter Thirteen

On a side note, I'd like to mention I actually made a serious Inu fic. A romance, to be more specific. If you care to check it out, you can find it in my profile once it updates. :)