The Barbie Girl World

An Inuyasha Fiction by StarFoxRocks

Chapter Fourteen: Do a Barrel Roll!

Koga, Ayame and Sota were randomly with the gang this time in Barbie Girl World.

"Why am I here?" asked Sota. "I thought I couldn't go through because I had no crystals…"

"Um, you did," Kagome said slowly. "I fed it to you."

Sota gasped. "So that candy you gave me was…"

Kagome nodded.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"It's not that bad," Koga shrugged. "How do you think I got my three shards inside me?"

"And you probably have super cool powers now," Inuyasha added. "Come on; show us what you can do!"

Sota stood. "Uhm… well… let's see…"

He pointed a finger at a nearby tree. It fell over.

"Cool!" he said. Then he pointed at Inuyasha.

"Wha!" cried out Inuyasha. "Wait! Don't –"

But, he did. Inuyasha suddenly went flying into the air and disappeared.

"Thanks," Koga whispered secretly. "I'll pay you later."

"This is awesome!" yelled Sota, raising his hand into the air. A sniper mistook him for doing the Nazi salute, however, and he was killed.

"Oh, my," Miroku said.

"It's okay," Kagome reassured. "I never liked the little asshole, anyway."

Just then, an arwing came crashing down next to them.

"What the hell is that?" asked Sango.

Then three more crashed beside the first. Then a fifth one. Getting out of the cockpits were Fox McCloud, Peppy Hare, Slippy Toad, Falco Lombardi, and Krystal I-have-no-last-name.

"OMG!" screamed Shippo, who magically appeared for no reason. "IT'S STAR FOX! OMG I LOVE YOU GUYS!"

"Eek! A fanboy!" cried Slippy. "Kill it!"

Shippo paused. "No! Wait!"

But wait Fox did not. He took his blaster and he blew the living crap out of that little fox demon with hot, plasma death.

"What are you guys doing here?" asked Kagome, completely unaware of Shippo's fate.

"We crashed," Fox pointed out. "Some strange tractor beam got ahold of our arwings and now we're here."

"We need your help," Falco added. "Andross raided the cheese market and he's stolen all the parmesan! WHAT WILL I EAT ON MY NOODLES NOW!"

"Oh, boy! An adventure!" Ayame exclaimed. She grabbed Koga's arm and began shaking him violently. "Come on, Koga! Let's help them!"

"Do a barrel roll!" yelled Peppy randomly.

Miroku shrugged. "If you say so…"

He attempted to do a barrel roll without an arwing, but broke his back in the process.

"Oh! My spleen!" he wailed.

"Hold A to charge your laser!" Slippy yelled.

"We can do that later!" Fox argued. "We have to go save all the cheese and stuff!"

"Screw the cheese," Slippy muttered.

Krystal asked, "Don't I have a say in this?"

"Shut up!" everyone yelled.

"I would save the cheese, if you ask me," Koga cut in.

"But we didn't ask you," pointed out Peppy. "So go screw yourself."

Koga blinked. "Is that physically possible?"

"If you try hard enough," Falco said. "Why don't you try it and find out?"

Koga became really nervous and sweaty.

"Um… I'll be right back."

He ran away.

"Wait!" Ayame called after him. "Shoot! Now who could I take with?"

Sango muttered, "This is pointless."

Peppy overheard her. "Your MOM is pointless! Oh! Oh! You just got burned! Oh!"

Sango was appalled. "What! You leave mother out of this!"

"That's what your mom said last night," cracked Peppy.

Sango grabbed her boomerang. "Oh, that's it."

She would have kicked Peppy's hare ass, if not for Inuyasha, who at that moment fell back from the sky and landed on him. Getting up, and brushing himself off, he noticed Peppy's limp form.

"Sorry about that," Inuyasha said. "I wasn't watching where I was going. Um, we don't have to discuss insurance, do we?"

He took a fifty dollar bill and put it on Peppy's corpse.

"Where did you get that?" asked Kagome.

"Plot device," responded Inuyasha mysteriously.

Falco pulled out his blaster. "Plot device this!"

He fired it into the air. Inuyasha died of an instant headshot.

"omg," exclaimed Kagome. "falco is teh hax! Ima tell teh admin on yuz an u get b& hax0r!"

"You won't be telling on anyone," Falco said darkly, taking his blaster and firing it into the air again. But, Sango died instead of Kagome for some reason.

"Damn," Falco swore. "Hang on, let me check this."

He walked off behind one of the crashed arwings for privacy.

"I didn't know Falco hacked," Fox muttered. "That changes everything. Andross hacks too, and he likes parmesan cheese on his noodles, and if Falco hacks and likes parmesan cheese on his noodles… Falco is Andross!"

"That's retarded," Slippy said. "Andross is a monkey, and Falco's –"

"Shut up, Slippy," cut in Ayame.

Falco came back out, still checking his blaster.

"Okay, I think it's fixed," he was saying.

Fox turned on him. "I know your secret, wretch!"

Falco blinked. "What?"

Fox took his blaster and shot Falco violently. "Taste defeat, Andross! TASTE IT!"

Koga returned.

"I have found out the truth," he said.

"Peppy and Falco are dead, so it doesn't really matter anymore," pointed out Slippy.

Koga blinked. "What? Oh, you think I went to screw myself. Well, FYI, I went to the comic convention and read a new X-Men! So there! There are new X-Men!"

"OMG," cried Ayame. "NO NO THAT IS NOT TRUE!"

"SI SI IT IS!" screamed Koga. "HOW DARE YOU DEFY THE GREATNESS OF THE X-MEN! I SHOULD PWN YOU! BITCH!"

Ayame gasped. "TAKE THAT BACK!"

"NO!"

"TAKE THAT BACK!"

"MAKE ME!"

"TAKE IT BACK!"

"Wanna make out for no reason?"

"Okay!"

They made out.

"What the hell?" asked Inuyasha, who despite rational logic was still alive.

Slippy left, coming back with some popcorn and a soda.

"Where's my soda?" asked Fox sadly.

"Um," said Slippy. "You didn't ask, so…"

Fox shot Slippy. "TAKE THAT, YOU GREEDY BASTARD!"

"Quiet," said Inuyasha slowly, watching Koga and Ayame. "HBO is on."

"Nobody tells me what to do!" declared Fox. "Krystal, shoot him."

"Go to hell," Krystal muttered.

Fox lowered his head. "Yes, ma'am."

He shot himself in the head.

"Wow," Krystal said. "I didn't really mean that, but… damn!"

"Shut up," said Everyone.

"You shut up, Everyone," Krystal growled.

Everyone wrung his head. "Yes, ma'am."

The person named Everyone took Fox's blaster and shot himself in the head.

"I didn't even say 'Go to hell' that time," Krystal said to herself.

"Will you shut up?" asked Inuyasha impatiently.

"Nobody tells me what to do!" claimed Krystal. "Krystal, shoot him! Okay!"

She took her own blaster and killed Inuyasha with it.

Ayame and Koga stopped making out and got back up as if nothing happened.

Rin danced up. "What did I miss?"

Krystal screamed. "NOO! IT'S THE CHILDREN OF THE CORN!"

She fired aimlessly until she killed Rin somehow. But in the process she also killed Koga.

"NOOO!" screamed Ayame. "I'm gonna kill you!"

She charged at Krystal.

"Wow!" Kagome explained. "Look at that cat fight!"

They stopped and watched as two kittens began killing each other.

"Somebody should stop those kitties before one of them gets hurt," said Krystal.

Ayame shrugged. "Now, where was I? Oh, yes."

She killed Krystal.

"Well, that was satisfying," she said, turning around.

"I don't like your attitude," Kagome said.

Ayame frowned. "What?"

"Turn that frown upside down!" ordered Kagome.

She took out a pistol and gave Ayame lead poisoning. Then she took the pistol and put it against her eye, trying to see inside the barrel. "I wonder what's inside this."

Peppy suddenly got up, holding the $50 that Inuyasha had given him. "Wow! Fifty bucks! I could buy, like, thirty hamburgers with this."

Kagome screamed, and pointed the handgun at him.

"Give me that fifty or I will shoot you," she demanded.

"Wait," Peppy said, walking up to her. He turned the pistol around so that it faced Kagome and not him. Then he stepped back, saying "Okay, ready."

Kagome fired the gun and killed herself. Then Peppy went and got thirty hamburgers, then died of a heart attack from eating too much fatty foods.

End of Chapter Fourteen