Mary-Sue Gone Wrong By: relytA and Nosilla

Summary: Just us poking Fun at Mary-Sues. A new girl, Alysalibacaniawen, comes to Camp Green Lake and some surprising things are found out about some characters. SLASH. Let's repeat that, SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASHY SLASH SLASH!!

Disclaimer: We do not own Holes and all that has to do with it. We DO own Alysalibacaniawen, and all her ummm, INTERESTING personality traits.

A/N: Hi! Nosilla and relytA here to give you another ficcy! Nosilla dodges complaints that she NEVER updates her OWN story I know, I know, but... I LEFT YOU ALL IN SUSPENCE! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!

It was an ordinary November day at Camp Green Lake- not that they could tell it was November. D-tent was having a meeting with 'Mom'. He was reminding them about proper behavior because; a girl was coming to Camp Green Lake. She would even be in their tent. The boys were excited about this.

She arrived the next day, on the big yellow bus that brought all the new campers to Camp Green Lake. Almost all the boys in the camp crowded around to get a look at her. She walked off the bus proud. They were all staring at her and she knew it. It was weird looking at a girl; it had been months for every body since they had seen one. There were whistles and hollers. She still walked proud. She walked into the room with the guard.

"I am Mr. Sir. Do you see any fences here, or barbed wire? You can run away for all I care."

"Why would I want to run away from you honey?"

"As I said I am Mr. Sir. You will call me by no other name. Are we clear?"

" But what if I do by accident" she said slowly. "Besides how could I not say anything nice about a guy who is so sexy." She slowly and seductively moved her tongue over her lips.

" W-we-well follow me" They walked into a room with another guy who checks the bags. "Now give me your bags to check them. You" he pointed to the bag checker. "Go into that other room to check the bag. I don't want you looking through the door to try and get a peak"

He walked out of the room "little bastard... he wants her all to himself... probably fuck her... can't be nice for once... probably first woman he's seen that's hot... damn is she hot..." he finally left the room.

"Now that he's gone to check the bag, I need you to take off your clothes."

"A little eager are we? Well that's ok I'm willing besides the way I got here was as an under aged stripper, along with other stuff. So you got a pole around here?"

"Uhhh Uhm n-n-no. I just need to make sure you have no weapons."

"Then why don't you frisk me? Come on I know that you know how to do that."

He walked over and started it. He was done. "You missed the two most obvious spots."

"Where?" She grabbed his hands and started to move them over her body. AN you know where I mean. She is sick.

" Well, I guess you don't have any weapons. You can go to your own tent to change."

" Why would want to do that there when I can do that here with the sexiest man I have ever seen?" She started to take off her clothes off seductively and so slowly that sometimes it seemed like time froze. And there she was a half naked girl standing right in front of him, and willing to do anything that he wanted. But he couldn't take that chance, what if some caught him doing something with his under aged delinquent.

"Well Alysalibacaniawen that sure was interesting."

"Well honey, I mean Mr. Sir, you ain't seen nothing yet. Come by the tent later and then I'll really show you something worth it."

"Well Alysalibacaniawen I need you to, unfortunately, put this suit on." A guy named Pendanski entered the room.

"I'd just like to say that you might have done some bad things in the past, but that doesn't make you a bad person. You'll be in D-Tent, d stands for diligence." They entered the tent.

The guys stared. She was beautiful. Alysalibacaniawen had long white- blonde hair and baby blue eyes. She was wearing a pink mini skirt and matching tank top that showed off her femine curves.

"I'd like you to meet the guys in D-Tent. That's José, Rex, Theodore, Alan, Stanley, Ricky and Zero. Everyone this is Alysalibacaniawen."

" Yo man you got a nickname? I don't think I can say that." Theodore said. "If any of the boys say, or do anything inappropriate you can just tell me, the warden, or Mr. Sir." And with that Pendanski exited the tent

"Damn girl you got a bod-day." Theodore said.

" Shut the hell up man before she gets us in trouble. Look Pendanski has an issue with our names. I'm X-Ray, That's Zig Zag, Magnet, Armpit, Squid, Zero stays the same, and Caveman." He added breathlessly.

They went to dinner, if you could call it that. "So girl what you in for?" Squid asked.

Alysalibacaniawen answered, "Well I got in trouble for under aged stripping, but they just gave me a warning for that, but then they found out that to do the best performance I had to drink some beer before I went on, then the girl in the locker next to me stashed some pot, weed crack, and cocaine in my locker, so then they decided to put me in here."

A/N: EWWWW!! That was the sickest ficcy making fun of Mary-Sues you ever read, (so far) wasn't it? Well that was the point. We are also using this fanfic to bring to the attention of all Holes AND Harry Potter fans that a lot of the Harry Potter fanfics on are WAAY too sick. And sorry if the format got messed up. All flames will be fed to Cat's crazed, evil, purple-pecan eating monkeys from Mars, who will then hunt down and burn all flamers.

RelytA: I would just like 2 say that, like Armpit, I can't say Alysalibacaniawen, and to all the pplz that can't say it, we will think up a nickname soon. By the way, I tried to fix the format, but if it still sux, I apologize.