AN: nosilla: yay!!! I know it took us long enough to write this, but we actually have a good excuse. I've been in a far away state called Arizona. If you don't know, that's far away from where relytA is. Okay, I'm gonna shut up and on with the story.
relytA: yeah, what she said, on with the story.
"Only if you're good. wink wink" Alysalibacaniawen said.
Then Squid answered, "I'll be good for you"
After disregarding some of the crap they called food, Alysalibacaniawen went to her tent. She had to get changed into her relaxation clothes to go to sleep. She slowly started to take off all of her clothes in plain eyesight. The boys didn't object, but they were extremely confused.
They stood in an awkward silence for a moment or two, until X-Ray asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
"This is what I always wear to bed." Alysalibacaniawen said smoothly.
"Why?" Armpit asked stupidly.
"Well because it's sssoooooo hot out."
Mr. Sir barged in. "What are you doing?"
He quickly dragged her out of the tent and to his office, forgetting that she still didn't have any clothes on.
"What the hell do you think you were doing in there? Don't you know that those are impressionable young boys?"
"Well then, are you an impressionable man?" She asked emphasizing impressionable.
"This is highly inappropriate for a camper to be..." Mr. Sir started, but she shushed him by giving him a hard on the mouth kiss. Alysalibacaniawen moves slowly away, but Mr. Sir inches forward for another kiss.
And she gives him one, and another one, until she has him pinned against the wall where she hears him moan. Then they hear footsteps outside his office door. The footsteps get louder and closer till Alysalibacaniawen dives for the closet door, as the doorknob turns... The warden enters slowly.
"Mr. Sir? Was it just you all alone in here?"
"Umm, yes. I was just doing umm... things." He answered.
"Oh, well, I see. Next time the they're that personal then you should lock the door," The warden suggested.
Mr. Sir's face turned as red as a cherry tomato.
"Yes ma'am" The warden walks out and closes the door.
"I'm surrounded by cow turds."
Alysalibacaniawen steps out of the closet.
"Meet me at the wreck room at midnight, sexy" wink she added.
She walks out of Mr. Sir's office and dawdles on the way back to her tent. By now, all of the 'impressionable young boys' were already snoozing. Alysalibacaniawen couldn't sleep. She was too worked up while she waited until midnight.
She looked at one of the boy's wrist constantly, waiting for the moment when midnight would come. Until then, all she had were here lustful fantasies, which we won't go into detail about. Finally the boy's watch struck midnight. She walked to the wreck room still wearing nothing but a smile. She opened the door, and who was standing there but... the warden!?!? Alysalibacaniawen was shocked. Where was her Mr. Sir? Did he tell the warden?
"Now Aly, what are you doing here at this hour?" the warden asked sounding nice, but looking evil. She had a sadistic grin on her face that meant only one thing- Alysalibacaniawen was doomed. She had only a few seconds to think up a reason.
"Well Miss, umm, warden, You know I'm new here and well, I got thirsty and I got up to get some water, but I must have gotten lost,"
"Well seeing as you're new... how did you know I was the warden?"
"Well the guys told me," Alysalibacaniawen lied, hoping she wouldn't give it away. But as the warden stared into her baby blue eyes she knew the warden could see the truth, and she was doomed, unless the warden was a lesbian. Which was unfortunate for Alysalibacaniawen because she wasn't.
"Umm... ma'am? May I try to get back to my tent now?" Alysalibacaniawen asked pleading to get away.
"No, we need to have a talk Aly," Alysalibacaniawen winced, she had always hated the name Aly. The warden motioned for her to sit down on the couch. The warden watched as the girl sat next to her. She began to put her hand on Alysalibacaniawen leg.
"Umm, ma'am? I thought you said we were gonna talk?" Alysalibacaniawen asked confused. Not that she was weirded out. There were many lesbians that attended the bar she used to work at.
"I don't think we need to talk. I think there'll be some action." The warden said as she inched closer. It was then Aly could smell the beer on the warden's breath.
"Umm... warden? Ma'am? I, umm, have to dig tomorrow and..."
"Screw that," the warden slurred, "Actually, you can screw something else..."
Suddenly from nowhere, Mr. Sir popped inside (yes, he popped) and saw the warden on top of Alysalibacaniawen.
"Ma'am, what are you doing?" he pried the warden off of her and said, "wait here, I'll be back in a minute"
So she waited for Mr. Sir to finish tucking in the warden. Then he popped inside again (yes, he popped).
"I'm sorry about her. Ever since she couldn't find... well recently she's been drinking."
"That's okay. That means no one can walk in on us when we do something" she answered, playing with her white blonde hair.
They moved closer together and Alysalibacaniawen kissed him lightly.
"You saved me." And she kissed him again and longer, and harder, until she hears something...
"Oh, no. The bell" Mr. Sir said.
It was 4:00 in the morning, and her fantasy was over.
"Alas, parting is such sweet sorrow" she said quoting from 'Romeo and Juliet' (I think it's that anyway), "until tomorrow night sweet prince."
"Until tomorrow night" he said as they ran from the wreck room to their respective places.
AN: relytA: since when is there a closet there?
Nosilla: since she needs one to hide in.
RelytA: whatever.
relytA: yeah, what she said, on with the story.
"Only if you're good. wink wink" Alysalibacaniawen said.
Then Squid answered, "I'll be good for you"
After disregarding some of the crap they called food, Alysalibacaniawen went to her tent. She had to get changed into her relaxation clothes to go to sleep. She slowly started to take off all of her clothes in plain eyesight. The boys didn't object, but they were extremely confused.
They stood in an awkward silence for a moment or two, until X-Ray asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
"This is what I always wear to bed." Alysalibacaniawen said smoothly.
"Why?" Armpit asked stupidly.
"Well because it's sssoooooo hot out."
Mr. Sir barged in. "What are you doing?"
He quickly dragged her out of the tent and to his office, forgetting that she still didn't have any clothes on.
"What the hell do you think you were doing in there? Don't you know that those are impressionable young boys?"
"Well then, are you an impressionable man?" She asked emphasizing impressionable.
"This is highly inappropriate for a camper to be..." Mr. Sir started, but she shushed him by giving him a hard on the mouth kiss. Alysalibacaniawen moves slowly away, but Mr. Sir inches forward for another kiss.
And she gives him one, and another one, until she has him pinned against the wall where she hears him moan. Then they hear footsteps outside his office door. The footsteps get louder and closer till Alysalibacaniawen dives for the closet door, as the doorknob turns... The warden enters slowly.
"Mr. Sir? Was it just you all alone in here?"
"Umm, yes. I was just doing umm... things." He answered.
"Oh, well, I see. Next time the they're that personal then you should lock the door," The warden suggested.
Mr. Sir's face turned as red as a cherry tomato.
"Yes ma'am" The warden walks out and closes the door.
"I'm surrounded by cow turds."
Alysalibacaniawen steps out of the closet.
"Meet me at the wreck room at midnight, sexy" wink she added.
She walks out of Mr. Sir's office and dawdles on the way back to her tent. By now, all of the 'impressionable young boys' were already snoozing. Alysalibacaniawen couldn't sleep. She was too worked up while she waited until midnight.
She looked at one of the boy's wrist constantly, waiting for the moment when midnight would come. Until then, all she had were here lustful fantasies, which we won't go into detail about. Finally the boy's watch struck midnight. She walked to the wreck room still wearing nothing but a smile. She opened the door, and who was standing there but... the warden!?!? Alysalibacaniawen was shocked. Where was her Mr. Sir? Did he tell the warden?
"Now Aly, what are you doing here at this hour?" the warden asked sounding nice, but looking evil. She had a sadistic grin on her face that meant only one thing- Alysalibacaniawen was doomed. She had only a few seconds to think up a reason.
"Well Miss, umm, warden, You know I'm new here and well, I got thirsty and I got up to get some water, but I must have gotten lost,"
"Well seeing as you're new... how did you know I was the warden?"
"Well the guys told me," Alysalibacaniawen lied, hoping she wouldn't give it away. But as the warden stared into her baby blue eyes she knew the warden could see the truth, and she was doomed, unless the warden was a lesbian. Which was unfortunate for Alysalibacaniawen because she wasn't.
"Umm... ma'am? May I try to get back to my tent now?" Alysalibacaniawen asked pleading to get away.
"No, we need to have a talk Aly," Alysalibacaniawen winced, she had always hated the name Aly. The warden motioned for her to sit down on the couch. The warden watched as the girl sat next to her. She began to put her hand on Alysalibacaniawen leg.
"Umm, ma'am? I thought you said we were gonna talk?" Alysalibacaniawen asked confused. Not that she was weirded out. There were many lesbians that attended the bar she used to work at.
"I don't think we need to talk. I think there'll be some action." The warden said as she inched closer. It was then Aly could smell the beer on the warden's breath.
"Umm... warden? Ma'am? I, umm, have to dig tomorrow and..."
"Screw that," the warden slurred, "Actually, you can screw something else..."
Suddenly from nowhere, Mr. Sir popped inside (yes, he popped) and saw the warden on top of Alysalibacaniawen.
"Ma'am, what are you doing?" he pried the warden off of her and said, "wait here, I'll be back in a minute"
So she waited for Mr. Sir to finish tucking in the warden. Then he popped inside again (yes, he popped).
"I'm sorry about her. Ever since she couldn't find... well recently she's been drinking."
"That's okay. That means no one can walk in on us when we do something" she answered, playing with her white blonde hair.
They moved closer together and Alysalibacaniawen kissed him lightly.
"You saved me." And she kissed him again and longer, and harder, until she hears something...
"Oh, no. The bell" Mr. Sir said.
It was 4:00 in the morning, and her fantasy was over.
"Alas, parting is such sweet sorrow" she said quoting from 'Romeo and Juliet' (I think it's that anyway), "until tomorrow night sweet prince."
"Until tomorrow night" he said as they ran from the wreck room to their respective places.
AN: relytA: since when is there a closet there?
Nosilla: since she needs one to hide in.
RelytA: whatever.