A/N: Nosilla: Wow! Squid is such a stupid little person... he's like a puppy dog, which is an insult to puppy dogs because he's being really stupid and lovesick for Alysalibacaniawen... and I'll just shut up now because I sound like a retard.

RelytA: yeah Lovesick, or plastic (lol) squid is such a moron for falling for this crap that shall be mentioned in the story, so read on.

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Alysalibacaniawen ran out of the Wreck Room, and towrds the Library. She grabbed her shovel and tried to avoid her lover's eyes. Mr. Sir walked them to their appropriate digging spot, and marked off the spots for their holes. He walked in front of Alysalibacaniawen and ground his boot into the dirt moving his ass at the same time (eww QQ shiver shiver QQ) putting on a show for her, or a preview.

Needless to say, she couldn't help but watch that. When he, unfortunately, stopped and left. Alysalibacaniawen sighed prettily and began digging. She was digging quickly, because of some lame-ass reason I forgot, and if this kept up, she'd be done before Zero.

After a few minutes of super speed digging she got tired and took a sip of water. "Need help?" Squidly asked

"Oh, why thank you. It should be done in no time if you help with your big muscles."

Alysalibacaniawen said feeling his arms. Squid blushed and started digging with her standing over him.

Alysalibacaniawen watched as he dug. He was pretty hot, but nothing compared to Mr. Sir. Oh how his name made her heart beat much faster! Her Mr. Sir... hers only hers... She couldn't wait until she (or Squid) finished her hole, so she could see him again and maybe they could possibly talk about something... screw that.

They'd probably come out onto the lake to be alone... where no one could possibly hear them if they decided to do... Anything not to be mentioned in the presence of young children. And older one's too. Alysalibacaniawen smiled. Oh, well for now she could content herself by watching Squid... the mini hottie.

"Look, I have to go and work on my own hole, but this should only take a few more shovel fulls."

"You mean you're not gonna help me finish it?"

"I want to, but I have to finish my hole too."

"But if It's only a few more shovelful's then could you do that for me? I mean my arms are so tired, but yours are so strong, and muscular." Alysalibacaniawen said, feeling squid's arms once again.

Squid nearly died. She was so hot. He would do anything for her. He dug it quickly. "Anything for you..." he said quietly

"Thanks for helping me dig my hole squidly... do you mind if I call you that?"

"No, You can call me whatever you want."

"Thank you." She said, and gave squid a hard kiss on the mouth. It had no feeling in it though. The only kiss with feeling that she would have would be from Mr. Sir. But Squid didn't notice. She kissed him! He all but floated through the rest of the day.

"Your welcome" he said with a smile.

It took squid at least another hour to finish his hole. He didn't notice, he was too preoccupied with the earlier kiss.

'What could it mean, was she glad I helped or did she want to kiss me?' squid thought to himself. I don't know why, because no one else was there to hear him. 'Maybe she has feelings for me. Oh man, I hope so, she is so hot.' (nastiness coming on.) Squid looked down. 'Thank god they only have cold showers here.'

Alysalibacaniawen set off to find Mr. Sir as soon as Squid had finished her hole. She found him in his cabin. "Hello Sexy" she said to him, as she walked in.

"Hello yourself." Mr. Sir said, and checked her out.

"You want to do something tonight?" Alysalibacaniawen asked. "Aren't you sore from digging?" Mr. Sir asked with a naughty smile on his face.

"No, but I have a lot of spare time from now till then, maybe we could have a little fun. Sound good?" Mr. Sir stared at her lustily. "Yes. Very good." "How much time do we have?" She asked.

"Enough time to do these... things you speak of." Mr. Sir said with a smile on his face. He walked over and locked the door. when he walked back Alysalibacaniawen was sitting on his desk with her legs crossed.

She stood up and (cover young children's eyes plz) began removing her clothing as she did a little seductive dance on Mr. Sir's desk, knocking everything off. Then Mr. Sir couldn't hold back any longer he pounced on top of her started to kiss her passionately all over (no peaking).

"Wait a second," Alysalibacaniawen said, "This isn't fair. Look at what I'm wearing, now look at what you're wearing. You need to loosen some things up."

Mr. Sir smiled and removed clothing from himself. "Better?" he asked. And she nodded. And then they continued where they left off.

"What the hell took you so long squid?" X-ray asked as he entered the wreck room.

"Helped Alysalibacaniawen with her hole." All of the boys cheered.

"so, what happened?" armpit asked eagerly. squid explained about the hole, his muscles, and the kiss.

"Look, squidly's getting somethin'" caveman said and ruffled his hair.

"Lucky bastard." X-ray said, trying not to think of a certain D-tent member.