AN: Nosilla: If I was one state over 2 the west, we'd be completely across the continent… dun dun dun. (ha ha, I put it in anyway)
relytA: sorry about the wait… we've been in 2 completely different states so back off ok.
WARNING!!, this chapter actually contains slash, yeah it does, like now:
All of D-tent was quietly sleeping, except for two unsuspected lovers. They were lying in their own beds, thinking obscene things about the other, and wishing for things they never thought possible. X-ray thought he was the only one awake in his tent.
The irregular breath of someone else's caught his attention. Caveman froze at the realization that someone else was awake too. Was it the one he loved? No, it couldn't be... he was cursed. But for a moment this idea seemed logical.
Two beds were beside his: X-ray's and Squid's. Squid was taken with Alysalibacaniawen, which left one. But Squid could be up too. Why would he believe, with all his luck, that someone would have mutual feelings.
Little did he know, this one night, he had all the luck he needed. "Who's awake?" X-ray asked. The answer he heard was, "Me." "Caveman?" Both their hearts leapt with joy. "What could be keeping you up X? Must be important." Caveman stated.
"It is," X-ray mumbled. "What?" "Did you ever realize how damn hot it is?" X-ray asked. "I guess you're hot." caveman said. "So are you." An awkward silence settled between the two. Finally Caveman broke it by saying. "X?" "Yes?" X-ray answered.
"Were you thinking about anything else besides the temperature?" X-ray remained silent, trying to find the words. Then he said, "Yes" "And what would that be about?" X-ray hesitated, was luck on his side. "The wildlife. Those creepy yellow spotted lizards."
"Shouldn't you be used to something like that by now? I mean, you have seen them before." Caveman asked. "You always want what you can't have." "Wait, you want yellow spotted lizards?"
"Not quite... maybe something closer." Just slipped right out of X-ray's mouth, straight from his heart, bypassing his brain. "And how close would this be?" Caveman asked curiously wondering if his curse would be ignored.
"um... Ya know, this cot isn't comfortable and I want a nicer one." "Well X, this cot doesn't exactly smell like roses either." "It's not that. I just want more from," this was his turning back point, if he would, "it." he finished. "How would you get more from your cot, unless..." Caveman broke off, wondering if X-ray had the same thought.
"What?" X-ray asked, wondering if they had the same thought.... X-ray added, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "Are uumm... you thinking about..." Caveman took a breath and said really quickly, "Something that involves to people of the same gender and should not be mentioned in the presence of young children??" "Yes." X-ray said softly.
"And would these thoughts contain two people of the same sex that are currently within the 3 feet?" "Maybe" X-ray said a little bit worried of Caveman's reactions. "Do you mind if I come over there, I'm a bit cold." Caveman lied
"If your cold, you'd better come over here." X-ray said, his doubt quickly fading... Caveman was the happiest guy alive... as long as what he assumed was right.
Alysalibacaniawen and Mr. Sir were almost as close as Caveman and X-ray. If that was possible. They were on Mr. Sir's desk doing things that shouldn't be mentioned in the presence of young children. "So, Mr. Sir..." Alysalibacaniawen started. "What are you thinking about? You're real quiet." "About doing this" Mr. Sir said. "What about doing this? Do you wanna slow it down or… what??"
"If anything this could be too slow for me." Alysalibacaniawen stated honestly. "You're too much of a gentleman to move faster, but you don't know how I'll act when you disobey me." She tried to sound seductive. (to some she just might be a crazy physco killer).
Luckily, I guess, Mr. Sir thought it was seductive. "It's just that I'll do whatever you want. I thought you might like it different from other hornballs." Mr. Sir said. "So now you're a hornball?" Ali asked. "No, but I thought you might like it slow for once." "The only thing I like slow is the time I'm with you. It makes the experience longer."
"Perfect." Mr Sir says and they continue where they left off doing... something.
Caveman woke up earlier then usual. He had just enough time to dash back to his bed before anyone realized what had gone on the previous night. 'what had happened last night?' he asked himself. 'ok, recap: I think me and x had a connection of thoughts, then slept together. That sounds about right. Well that sounds like what happened, but it was kinda wrong' Caveman corrected himself.
"X, wake up." He said as normally as he could, as if his heart wasn't filled with joy just watching X-ray sleep. Caveman got ready quickly, "X, get up man." He said and shoved X-rays arm, as he thought about last night.... heaven after a day of hell.
X-ray didn't budge. 'Was something wrong?' caveman thought. "Caveman..." X-ray said quietly. "What is it X? What can I do?" Caveman asked moving closer until he could feel x-ray's breath on his cheek. X-ray jolted his head up quickly and jabbed his nose into caveman's cheek. "Sorry dude, why were you so close?" 'Was it all a dream?' caveman asked himself. 'did I sleep walk to x's bed and imagine what went on last night?'
X-ray gave him a look. "Sorry X, u weren't waking up, it's time to dig." Caveman hoped that look meant 'act natural'. What were the real chances that he had imagined it? Caveman thought as he dug. "Hey dawg, You stopped moving about an hour ago." Ziggy pointed out.
"what? Oh, just soaking up the nice weather." "You call this nice weather? X asked. "It's so damn hot at night." X-ray said giving caveman a clue. He didn't imagine it! His heart filled with happiness. "I guess I'm just kinda out of it, I didn't fall asleep until late last night." Caveman said. "why?" Zigzag asked. "Ï was just thinking about how hot it was, especially at night."
so the water truck eventually came and they all didn't die of thirst because Pendanski was in a remotely good mood. "Hey mom, I wanted to ask you something?" Armpit started. "Yes, Theodore." "How come you're so happy today? I mean you're always happy, but today you seem happier."
"you don't need a reason to be happy Theodore, you only need one to be sad!" He said, lying through his teeth. "Dude, someone got his hands on some porno" Ziggy said as soon as Pendanski was out of earshot. "I know right. He looks like Bob from those male stimulation commercials." Armpit added. "Now that's just wrong for a counselor"
Magnet started laughing. Zigzag and Armpit stared. "It sounds so wrong but it's probably true..."
The next break, Mr. Sir came with the truck. He took Alysalibacaniawen and her water behind the truck. It reminded them of the time when Stanley got into trouble.
"This reminds me of that time when Caveman got into trouble." Armpit stated… but we did it first so HA! So back to the point… (mini AN: Cover young children's ears and such) There was banging on the truck and it shook for a little bit.
"Wonder what that was about?" Ziggy said. Alysalibacaniawen walked back without a scratch and sat down and started to drink her precious water.
"What'd he do to you?" Squidly asked worriedly, while checking her arms, legs, face, and… ass for bruises. "Are you alright?"
'I'm more then all right,' Alysalibacaniawen thought, 'better then ever.' "I'm all right squidly." She took off his cap and ruffled his hair, "Thank you for worrying about me though."
Squid ran over to Mr. Sir and hit him between the eyes. Mr. Sir fell down for a few seconds then got up and continued the fight. Then Mr. Sir hit Squidly in the… let's just say Squid was almost neutered. He fell down gasping in pain. Pendanski shot off his gun.
"Now when I say to end something I mean end it!" he shouted.
"When the hell did you get here?" Mr. Sir asked.
"I don't know, I was busy jer- jorking (said as joking with an 'r') with the warden. When I left I heard some ruckus going on so decided to check it out."
"Look at that." Someone said, pointing to mom's pants, which seemed to be getting tighter in some areas that won't be mentioned in the presence of young children.
"He's getting hard for Mr. Sir." Someone else said.
"I told you he was gay." Thlump said proudly.
"You win." Said easy, and handed him $5.