Disclaimer- See chapter one.
redncklvngrl90- Because Lilliana and Minerva didn't want to endanger a girl, and they always get Jon to do things their way.
littlewolf-moony- Percy? Well, because he probably idolizes McGonagall, and now he meets her as a student. He's in for a shock.
sweetsyphn- Nope. Sirius is too much of a troublemaker himself.
purplereader- Yeah, my conversations are always the worst parts. I'll try to do better. And actually, yours wasn't the first review.
Nevra4evra- Thanks! Well, I have updated!
lady rosebit- Yes, I often get insane ideas like this. I laugh too.
harrypotterismine-ilovehim- Why, thank you. "Blushes modestly." No, not really. My ego could bloat itself for weeks on your reviews!
Minerva Chantilly McGonagall- This has suspense? Well, yeah, the way I stopped just when things were getting juicy, I suppose…
Crystal Lightning- Yay!!! Thank you!
Miss Piratess- I give an evil laugh. Mwuhahahaha!!! They shall continue with their villainy! They are unstoppable!!!
Three extremely loud BANGS sounded in the room. The victims were dropped onto the floor in front of the pranksters. Each of them, even Jon, looked quite self-satisfied as they reviewed their brilliant and marvelous work. Then Lilliana couldn't restrain herself. She started to giggle. And giggle. And giggle. Minerva joined in. Then Jon joined in. Percy, Remus, and Albus, however, did not look happy at all.
"Professor McGonagall?!!! I cannot believe you. How dare you transport me through time, and on Christmas Day, too! No, you must be a different Minerva McGonagall! Ugghh!" Percy was the first to begin shouting.
Then came Remus's turn. "Professors? I cannot believe you either! You seemed like responsible people in my time! I can't understand why on earth you would do such a thing. Has it ever occurred to you that you could have seriously hurt one of us, not to mention get us lost in time? We could have ended up in Ancient Rome, for all you know! I demand that you send us back immediately!" He said, or rather, yelled. Then all five of them turned to hear what Albus would say, and their jaws dropped about ten feet in shock.
"Dumbledore?" five simultaneous voices said incredulously.
"I say, you know my name? Well, you probably do, as I had always planned on being a Hogwarts teacher. Now, as to your little prank here, I must agree it was very irresponsible of you, and you must report yourselves to a teacher immediately." Despite the circumstances, Albus remained very calm. The others hadn't yet recovered.
"We-we, summoned Albus Dumbledore? Oh boy. Oh, boy. This is not good, not good at all. Oh, why, why, did we ever think of doing this?" Lilliana moaned.
"I did warn you two. But no, you insisted. I told you something like this was bound to happen!" Jon's voice sounded very high and slightly hysterical.
"Don't say 'I told you so,' I can't stand people who do that. And yes, this is a rather unexpected twist, but we can handle it. We've done worse things, like that time we mutated a Venomous Tentracula… Anyway, all we need to do is be extra careful so that no teacher sees and recognizes Dumbledore," Minerva dropped down onto a sofa that tried to conjure itself in time. She plopped right through it and fell on the floor. " Oww!!! I think I just broke my the base of my spinal cord!"
"You really shouldn't do that. This room didn't get the necessary updates to react that fast until 1969," Percy said.
"Who cares about that right now? But if Dumbledore came here when he was sixteen, then he'll still have memories of coming here, now, when he's a professor, wouldn't he?" Remus asked.
"Good point. But if I grew up as the person I always wanted to be, then I would not intervene with this little prank. I hope I'd just let you handle this by yourselves, and settle down to watch a nice show. So, what are you planning on doing to us?" Albus asked.
"You, you really wouldn't punish us or anything?" Lilliana asked skeptically.
Meanwhile, in Dumbledore's office…
The grown-up version of Dumbledore was sitting in his office, observing a blown-glass sphere that was floating a foot above his desk. It swirled with mist that looked like it was sugar-spun and mixed with spider silk, then cleared to reveal a curious scene. Three students in their Hogwarts robes were pacing around nervously, while three others in their pajamas sat on the floor and talked.
"Well, Fawkes, it seems that they have arrived. Just as I remember it, too. Oh, look, there's little Lilliana moaning and clutching her head! Always rather a theatrical girl, she was. Pity virtually no witches trying to pursue acting careers were thought very proper at the time. Ah, and there's Minerva sinking through that sofa that wasn't completely materialized yet…" Dumbledore trailed off as he looked back at one of the craziest and most memorable episodes of his life.