Joy to the World
Joy to the world
Sauron is dead
We gave him Lasik!
The contact didn't work
His glasses were too big
So we cut his lid
And tried to make him See
But too late, he was already dead.
Joy to the world
Elrond is dead
He looked like Agent Smith!
He wont give up his daughter
And doesn't want a slaughter
Yet he doesn't believe in men
And is leaving anyway
So what should he care?
Joy to the world
Grima is dead
He is such a fag!
He's walking with a candle
Treats Saruman like Daddy
Why cant he get a life
Stop hitting on Eowyn?
He needs to move out and get an apartment.
Joy to the world
That weird orc guy is dead
Some Rider chopped off his head!
Stuck his body in a fire
And killed all of his followers
And boy is Saruman mad
Cause he's losing really bad
And Men are going to kick his ass!