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chapter two-
All of the wolves were in the same abandoned house as in the last chapter. It had a pool,and a luxury hot tub with a t.v. Tsume is watching The Backstreet boys live in concert on pay-per view. Toboe is putting his name in the newspaper for a new owner because the last one ran away. Kiba was just chillin (mainly because I can't think of anything for him to do). Hige is eating a rat on a stick with extra rabies. Blue is somewhere far away from them and Cheza is in hell being satan's slave for eternity.
"Who wants some fried poodle on a stick?" Hige asked.
"No thanks I just ate some road kill that was on the side of the road. It was delicous," Kiba said.
"I want some shit on a stick. That's my favorite treat. When I lived with my other owner she gave me that all the time. It could be because she was dirt poor," Toboe said.
"Were you her only pet?" Kiba asked.
"No. She had 36 cats, one zebra, two sheep and an elaphant. Our apartment was kinda crouded. Their was only one litter box. Man, I loved catlitter coated chocolate. That was the best."
"Chocolate can kill dogs or wolves," Hige said.
"It wasn't that kind of chocolate."
A knock was heard at the door. Kiba walked up to the door and opened it. It was Brittany Spears.
"Hi, I lost my dog and I wanted to know if you've seen him?" Brittany asked. All the wolves except Hige (who was too busy stuffing his face) was there.
"What did he look like?" Toboe asked.
"He was a little white poodle. He is so cute and fluffy. He had a blue ribbon around his neck. His name is Fluffy. Have you seen him?" she asked.
"Nope, haven't seen him. If I did, I'll let you know." a blue ribbon was lying on the floor.
"That ribbon looks just like the one he had. Do you have my little Fluffy?"
"No I don't. I can call you if I see him."
"You don't have my phone number."
"I'll look under Bitchy Rich Blondes in the phonebook."
Hige walked out in his wolf form.
"There is your Fluffy," Kiba said.
"That's not my Fluffy. That's some big stinky fat dog."
"That poodle was some good eatin," Hige said.
"NOOOOOO! Fluffy, My Fluffy. You ate my Fluffy!" Brittany shrieked. All of the wolves looked like wolves again and chased the slut. They brought her down and bit into her neck. The blood gushed out and splattered against the walls.
"Hige, are you full yet?'
"Of course not. I'm a bottomless pit."
"This girl can be for dinner. Let's eat." Tsume said. With that they all sank their teeth into the bitch. When they were finished the only thing that was left of her was a couple locks of her blonde hair. They took her purse and emptied it out. There was one thousand dollars in cash and a cell phone with a Hit Me Baby, One More Time ring on it.
"She tasted like chicken," Tsume said.
"People, the other white meat," Kiba said.
"Man in a can," Hige said.
"The only thing that taste good with poodle is slut," Toboe said.
"What's next on the agenda?" Tsume said.
"Walk, sleep, piss, and as always, eat," Hige said.
"That sounds like fun, but boring at the same time," Kiba said.
"Let's wait for more things that are hilarious to appear in this story," Toboe said.
Two weeks later-
"I'm bored," Hige said. He turned on the t.v.and the news was on.
"Brittany Spears is still missing. It's been two weeks and her family is devistated. Kim you are at the house now, Right?" the anchor man asked the news reporter at the house.
"Yes, The parents are very devastated," Kim said. The camera pointing at the trailor. It was a tiny trailor with trash all over.
"Hoor, the news reporter is at our goddamn white trash thing of a home. Get you're ass out here!" Brittany's dad said. He was smelly and fat, with a sweatty wife beater on and messy gray hair. His wife came out of the bedroom and she was in a nightgown. She had a green mask on her face that supposed to clean her face, but it didn't seem to be working. She was super skinny and had a cigarette hanging off her lips.
"Let's look like we care about our slutty bitch of a daughter. She didn't give us any money ever," her mom said. They walked out of the trailor and they had a sad expression on their faces.
"Please bring back our daughter. She is missed and loved very much," They said.
Hige turned off the t.v.
"That was boring with a slight hint of funny. I'm still bored," Toboe said.
"That's great because when we're bored more people come or something that's funny happens in this fanfiction story," Tsume said. Just then, the delivery truck came and stopped in front of their house.
"Delivery for Kiba," the man in the brown suit said.
"How did they get our address? This is an abandoned house."
"I don't know, just sign here, here, here, and here," the delivery man said in an irrated voice.
A large package came in and was left on the floor.
"What is it?" Toboe asked.
"I don't know."
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