Thank you the reviews. It wasn't supposed to be three chapters, but I forgot there was a cliffhanger. If you are still interested in this story, please continue reading. I thought I would add some drama in this chapter. I forgot to say (and this goes for all the chapters) I do not own anything that has to do with the things and/or people I make fun of or write about.
Chapter three-
Kiba slowly opened the box. He peaked inside and there was another box a tad smaller than the first box. He opened that box and a smaller box was inside that one. Kiba did this multiple times until he finally reached the last box. It was a jewlery box and it was wrapped with wrapping paper and a bow. He opened it and a note was attached. Inside the box was a purple collar with white glistening rhine stones. He opened the note and it read:
I thought of you when I saw it in the pet store. You bought it for me last summer. I loved it. That summer we spent a long time together. Then I went in heat and you left me. You said you couldn't take care of me and pups because you were in search for paradise. You were always serious, about paradise. Before we broke up, you said we would be together forever. We would find and live together in paradise. You lied to me, just like all the other males. I thought you were different, but I was wrong. Incase you were wondering I had two pups. They are one month now. They are growing up so fast. I thought you would want to know. I gave this collar back to show that your gifts don't mean anything to me.
Goodbye forever
Kaida
"I have two pups?" Kiba said.
"What, you have puppies?" Tsume said.
"Wow, Kiba is a real pimp," Hige said.
"I can never see them. I don't even know where she lives."
"Ah forget it Kiba. She's old news. You'll never see her or the pups," Hige said.
"Yes, you're right. Wait, why am I taking your advise? I should search for her. I loved her but-" Kiba stopped
"She was in the way. In the way from paradise," Hige said.
"No, I was afraid she would die. I didn't want her to get hurt on our quest. I thought leaving her would be the best choice. All I did was hurt her heart. I made her heart hurt, not her body.
"You should go look for her," Toboe said.
"I can't... I don't have a clue where she is. I'm not going to," Kiba said.
The next day-
Hige was doing what he does best, eating and the others were doing the same as well.
"Roadkill is like cheese and whine; the older it is, the better the taste," Hige said.
"I'm lactose intolerant, so I can't eat cheese. Hey kiba, why did the chicken cross the road?" Toboe asked.
"To get hit by a car so we could eat?"
"No. So he could get hit by a car and get turned into a robot by and evil scientist."
"Like on Robot Chicken. Why do they call it that anyway? It's not even in the show," Tsume said.
"They trick you that way. Don't you hate it when you think it's about something , but it's actually something totally different? They just want you to watch it," Hige said.
"I saw the trailer for The Village and I thought it was a suspenseful, scary movie. I walked two miles to the theatre, payed $9.00 for the movie. After it was over I was pissed. It wasn't a suspenseful,scary movie. It was a dramatic romantic movie. Maybe a half hour to an hour was a little creepy, but the rest was about a blind girl. A totally different ending to what I thought it would be. I thought the villagers were all gonna die. It was a suckky movie. I hate when they trick me," Tsume said.
"That's what you get for PG-13,"Hige said.
"Can I see a PG-13 movie?" Toboe asked Tsume.
"Of course not. You're too young."
"We're all wolves though Tsume. We're all under thirteen," Toboe said.
"You're too young. Even if you're a wolf, you have to be at least two years old to watch a PG-13 movie."
"Let's play fetch!" Toboe said , though you couldn't understand him because he had three tennisballs in his mouth.
"I don't play fetch. Fetch is for pets and puppies," Tsume said.
"Oh, butyou hug teddy bears," Toboe said smiling while Tsume hid the large teddy bear behind his back.
"Who wants a milkbone?" Kiba asked.
"I DOOO," Hige said while jumping up four feet in the air.
"Sit,"
Hige grabbed a chair from the kitchen table and sat politely like a human would.
"Good boy. Stay." Kiba ran with the milkbone box, stuffing four biscuits in his mouth at a time in his mouth.
"Hige charged at Kiba, grabbed the box out of his arms, and kept on running until he collided with the wall.
He fell down with the milkbones flying everywhere.
"What are we doing tomorrow Kiba?" Hige asked.
"The same thing we do every day, try to find paradise."
"And make everybody laugh in the meantime," Toboe said.
"Wow, Cozziefan could keep going on and on about stupid things," Tsume said.
"That's why she's stopping at this chapter," Kiba said.
"Enless you review telling her to keep writing," Toboe said.
"She needs at least five reviews to keep writing, or else she'll stop," Tsume said.
"It's not like this story has a point to it. There is no themes except don't do things your mom and dad say are bad, because they aren't. It's a load of shit. Have fun, drink under age, get stoned. You will just die at an early age, or get pregnant when you're a teen. Lots of fun, but enough about that. You have lives of your own. Your nerdy band geeks with your braces and laptops. You teens with your cell phones that you text people with, even though it's easier and more affordable to talk. I'm going to stop talking about teens because I'll make Cozziefan mad, then she'll hurt me. Hide me, Hide me. She's coming with a baseball bat. Don't hurt me Cozziefan, I'm a cute little puppy," Hige said.
"You are a fat wolf that needs weight control formula because you eat all your packs food," Cozziefan said.
"Of course Porky ate all the food. He can't control himself. He's addicted to food," Tsume said.
"Did anyone tell you, you look like a fatter version of Spike from Cowboy Bebop," Cozziefan asked.
"Actually they did,"
"Well they are wrong. You remind me of Tai from Digimon. You sound like him too. I don't want to stop writing. I like to write about you guys," Cozziefan said.
"You always make fun of us and make us do stupid things. As long as you don't make us gay. I hate that. You already said I like Toboe. It's not true," Tsume said.
"I know it's not true. Hige isn't really that fat either. I just like to make fun of you. None of you are gay either. You're just bi-sexual. I'm just kidding."
"The only way for me to write is if I get five reviews from you. Can you please read my other W.R. fanfic too. I only got two reviews for that. I'm not going to write that other story any more unless someone reviews. Thank you so much for the reviews from the last chapters. Peaceout for now (man that sounds so chessey)" Cozziefan said.
