Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, or any of it's character's. Be relieved.
For the first time since gaining his new body, Shippo was down at the river. Sango, the bug-eating monkey, had told him to go take a bath. And it scared him. Especially when his tongue flicked out. THAT was creepy. "Why did Inuyasha do this to us?" That was simple, he was insane. A fact proven by the point that he was STILL laughing hysterically at the not funny joke.
"SHIPPO! I FOUND A NUT!" Kagome, the nut obsessed squirrel, and the closest thing Shippo now had to a mother. Yet another weird thing in his disturbing. Of course, Sesshoumaru picked that time to appear, looking quite disturbed by the sight of the once miko throwing a lizard Shippo in the air, yelling about nuts. The problem? Sesshy is a dog. Or, in Kagome's new mind-set, a predator.
"PREDATOR! RUN! WAIT, NO, THE NUT! PREDATOR! DON'T LEAVE THE NUT! NUTNUTNUTNUTNUT!" At this point, Kagome had shoved the nut, which was about as big as Shippo's head, into her mouth and started running.
Sango, having heard the commotion, attacked the confused demon lord from behind. Have you ever had a rat attack you from behind? Sesshy hadn't either, and though he'll never admit it, found it a bit. . . scary.
Miroku, attempting to fly on his ladybug wings, was meet by a thoroughly pissed Sesshoumaru with a determined Sango hanging onto him. Not wanting to get involved, he turned to walk off and was came face-to-face with Rin.
"Excuse me, monk? Can I ask you something?" Innocent though Rin's question was, Miroku had a feeling he wasn't going to like it, but nodded yes anyway. "Why are you a ladybug?"
Since Rin had asked the "forbidden question" Miroku broke down sobbing. Sesshy continued his futile attempt to dislodge Sango. Jaken watched in confusion as Inuyasha went into yet another hysterical laughing fit. In the middle of it all stood Rin and Shippo, neither having a clue as to what was happening.
Kit: Bwahahahah. . . . I brought Sesshy into the picture.
Suna: -is disgusted- I noticed. -glares at Itsun-
Itsun: Hey, at least she hasn't taken up her paddle.
Kit: Nah, you've both been good today.
Suna and Itsun: sigh in relief What did we do last time, anyhow.
Kit: O.O You stole my potato chips.
Itsun: You didn't HAVE any potato chips yesterday Kit.
Kit: Yes I did. And today I have. . . GOBSTOPPERS!
Suna: -starts to pray- Oh, please, Kami, no. Not that. Not the gobstoppers.
Itsun: -eyes widen- Oh sh--. . . Keep her away from me.
Kit: GOBSTOPPERS! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! THEY'RE MINE!
Suna and Itsun: -in unison- RUN! SHE'S INSANE!