It's the most...oddly entertaining time...of the year...when I am BACK to write again! Some of you fear me...some of you think I'm really..."special"...but obviously if you've gotten here, you want to see what happens (well either that or see if I'll finally tell you the meaning of life. Those of you who think this last part should probably stop reading now...I don't know any spiritual sort of stuff like that. However, I do know a lot about orcas...well not a lot, but...well, never mind).
Ha...ha...ha...in the spirit of the season, I'm going to be CREEPIER THAN USUAL!!! That makes even ME scared...and I have to LIVE with myself. Shivers of disgust all around.
Ah yes, my ever-so-appreciated reviewers! And...there WERE THREE!! BUT I respond to them with love (platonic love of course). And these are going to be long ones...because they're full of appreciation!! YAY!! TRIPLE YAY!!
Dancing barefoot in my socks—Yeah isn't it sad that they had sex in front (not directly in front, but sort of in front) of Shippo? Hmm...so you want to be involved, eh? I could work that in...I think. Just read until the end of the chappie and find out.
Td—That's an interesting name...hmm...Isn't Souten the small girl thunder demon? OHHH THAT'S HER NAME...OMG THANK YOU...I couldn't remember it when I was typing up the previous chappie. Maybe I COULD make it a Shippo/Souten...I'll have to see where it goes. And I definitely think it could creep that way...OH GOODIE!! Thankies again muchly!! AND you like my story!! Man...I don't think my day could GET much better.
Silent Sky—Yay I'm glad someone thinks I'm funny! Um...that was a bit to enthusiastic...ehehe...don't mind me. Yeah the IM thing was...odd...different...perverted...but as I stated somewhere before (I don't even know where...), I am a horny teen and proud (come to think of it, not too proud...but fine with it). I'm one of those people who if you don't know me, I take some getting used to...hmmm I can't imagine why O: ). Although I am confused why it's disturbing that I'm a girl (you heard it here first, folks, I am female)...girls are fun...we're all cuddly and cute and whatnot. I'm actually kinda GLAD I sound like a guy while writing this story...because Shippo is in fact as guy (REVELATION!!). And if I didn't write like a guy here, then it would make Shippo look gay (he's making it hard enough for me already...STUPID BOW IN HIS HAIR...how do I make that seem at least NORMAL instead of homo?!?). So I take it as a compliment!!
Oh, and about the whole period thing...I get the worst cramps EVER EVER EVER, so I DEFINITELY do not view the cramp bringer with fondness...(btw I obviously do know what I'm talking about...IT'S NO FUN)...I semi-based Kagome's behavior on mine...because I really DO get mad at everyone...(and I know I'm being a bitch, and then I immediately apologize, but MY GOD even 2 WHOLE FRIGGIN ADVILS won't work...and the little thermacare thing...those are so nice :D but crampies still come through...). And man on those days I wish I was a guy...just so I wouldn't have to plan my day around period fun...
For those of you who thought I was to descriptive: At least either YOU DON'T HAVE IT or if you DO, you just don't have really bad cramps that make you sit in the bathroom for 20 minutes while the advil kicks in at like 2 am...SO if you didn't like it (or didn't know what a "period" was, in which case you need to go to sex ed), that's just the way nature works...
Oh, but I'm so glad you thought the story was entertaining! That's what I live for!!
Well THAT was a long response to a review...see what you're missing, all you people who aren't reviewing? Maybe YOU should review and get those types of responses! Wait...I just chased off any possible reviewers I might have had, didn't I...good job, me, goooooood job...
A SHOCKING SECRET REVEALED!! I do NOT own Inuyasha, although I have gotten THOUSANDS upon THOUSANDS (snorthaasifwheeze) of emails, postcards, telegrams, letters, TV promos, billboard announcements, popup ads, marketing gimmicks, radio commercials, commercials in general, computer glitches, books, movies, plays, buildings, pets, identity cards, cookies, wanted posters, cars, blimps, planes, buses, hot men, warm sweaters, weather irregularities, jewelry, sound bytes, and commemorative memorabilia SAYING that I own Inuyasha!! I am sorry, I do not DO NOT do not own Inuyasha (got it?) OR Sesshomaru OR any of the other people. I also do not own Wafflehouse, but I did visit one last night, and it was as good as I expected from a franchise. OKAY THE POINT IS NO INUYASHA OWNERSHIP FOR ME.
And now...for...the...MOMENT OF FAITH...that...isn't going to test your FAITH AT ALL...it's where...the...STORY STARTS!!
Okay this ------------------------------ is for where the story BEGINS OR ENDS
And this -!!-! is where ACTION is interrupted...I forgot again. Sorry guys.
I have to say, the oddest thing happened three days ago, and I STILL don't understand what went on. Kagome decided she wanted us all to become acquainted with the "technology" of her era, so she brought some stuff back here. I don't know what the hell any of it was...does she expect us to remember? I hope not...maybe I'll get a pat on the head if I know what it is. In that case, I'm going to study all these objects...
Okay the first one's a lovely...metallic beverage container of some sort. It smells bubbly and like cherries. It says "Coke" on the side...wait, is this a drug? I could have sworn she said that it was just caffeinated or something (whatever that means). Well it's already open...she won't notice if I take a sip...OH MY GOD THIS STUFF IS GREAT!! I feel so energized!! I can run laps FOREVER!!!
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"INUUUUUYAAAASHA!!!!!!"
"What the hell?!? Shippo, are you drugged?" NOTHING ILLEGAL!!! I'M FOILING THE SYSTEM!!!!!
"WANNA RACE WANNA RACE WANNA RACE!!!"
"Okay WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING...?? Kagome, what did you feed the little rat to make him hyperactive?"
"I didn't give him anything...he just asked to see some of the stuff I brought." YEAH KAGOME'S RIGHT INUYASHA I TOOK MY FREEDOM MWAHAHAHA!!
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" OOPS I SAID MY THOUGHTS ALOUD!!
MAN THEY'RE LOOKING AT ME WEIRD!!! LIKE I'M INSANE!!! I'M NOT CRAZY, I'M JUST A LITTLE UNWELL!!! CAN THEY NOT TELL!!!
"Shippo...I'm going to ask you a simple question...after you had the 6 pocky boxes, did you eat ANYTHING else?" WELL KAGOME I DUNNO HAHA...
"NO I DIDN'T EEEAAAATTTT ANYTHING!!!" OHO I FOUND ANOTHER LOOPHOLE I AM SO CLEVER!!!
"...Okay twerp, I'm gonna strap you down so you won't—HEY PUT MY SPARE CLOTHES DOWN!!" HAHAHA I HAVE INUYASHA'S CLOTHES!!!
WATCH ME, MERE MORTALESQUE DEMON, AS I SCALE THE TREE AND BUNDLE UP IN YOUR CLOTHES HAHAHA CAN'T GET ME NOW!!
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"..."
WHY ARE YOU GUYS LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!! WHAT---ooooohhhhh my God caffeine's wearing off...uggghh...
"...Shippo...what did you have just now...?" Owww Kagome not so loud...
"It looks like he got drunk and then instantly hung over...kind of..." No Inuyasha I just drank caffeine...I need more...owww my head hurts...
"I didn't get drunk, Inuyasha, I just drank some of the 'Coke' Kagome had..." My tongue feels funny...and I'm burping every few seconds...
"YOU DRANK THE COKE?"
"Yes, Kagome, don't shout!! I drank the Coke! I just wanted to see what would happen!"
"Shippo do you know what caffeine DOES to you if you've never had any before?"
"Noooo..."
"Well it messes with your natural energy production and produces too much too fast, then your body relapses soon after, so it's not a great way to get energy...and you drank the whole can in one gulp, it looks like..."
"Sooo he gets a worse relapse?"
"Yeah, Inuyasha, that's how it works. I'm surprised you could figure it out that quickly."
"WHAT WAS THAT?"
"I didn't say anything..." Oh Kagome, you can't bait him...he reacts too well.
"You SUGGESTED THAT I WAS STUPID...with NO PROVOCATION..."
"And what of it?"
"WENCH!!"
"WHAT'D YOU JUST CALL ME?"
"WENCH! WENCH, WENCH, WENCH, SUPER WENCH, WENCHIEST WENCH, WE—" Here it comes...
"SIT! SIT, SIT, SIT!" Ohh what a lovely crater he's created...
"KAGOME!!"
"Hey Inuyasha!"
"WHAT?"
"Care for a SIT? I like to SIT and SIT and SIT, SIT, SIT for long SITTING periods until my butt gets sore with SITTING and MORE SITTING!" Ohhh...the colors of the bruises...
"SCREW YOUR STUPID ASS, STOP POUNDING MY FACE INTO THE GROUND!!"
"You mumbled, Inuyasha, I couldn't hear you. Care to repeat it?" I think she just wants to beat him soo much...
"..." Good call, Inuyasha, don't say anything to anger her...
"HOJO THINKS YOU'RE A WHORE!!!" Man THAT was a stupid thing to do!!
"SIT YOU BASTARD SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SHIPPO WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR LUNCH SIT, SIT YOUR FACE, INUYASHA, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT..."
"I think I'd like some Ramen or something...maybe some fish?"
"...SIT, SIT, SIT, we could put the fish IN the Ramen! SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT..."
"Good idea, Kagome!"
"Ummm...Kagome, I think he's been sat enough...I see blood..." Oh Sango, you ruined our fun.
"SIT! Yeah, I guess that's good enough. That enough for you, Inuyasha?"
"I...CAN'T...FEEL...MY...BODY..."
"I think he's learned something, then. Shippo, do you want to help me with lunch?" Must you ask?
"Sure, Kagome!"
"While you two are doing that, I'll tend to Inuyasha's...injuries..." I'd be repulsed too if I had to touch him...I wonder how fast his broken shins will set...ah well Sango will help him. And I get time with Kagome...I AM A HAPPY FOX!!
"And I'LL be tending to Sango..." Miroku...
"LECH!!" Ohhh that's one vicious slap she has...and a lovely handprint HE has.
"My pain is worth the love of the most vivacious woman I know."
"Miroku, that is so sweet!" Aww, now all the rest of us guys have to live up to the romantic standard the monk just set...damn.
"Don't fall for it, Kagome, he'll say anything to get on a woman's good side."
"You seem to have fallen for it, Sango, and you're no worse for the ride."
"DO YOU WANT TO BE BEATEN?" I think he does, Sango...yet you're laughing while you say this.
"Go on, you two, go on a walk or something!" Good suggestion Kagome!
"Then who's going to tend to my body...?" Oh that's right, Inuyasha can't move...that's kind of sad. AND YET HORRIBLY FUNNY.
"Okay, okay, Sango, you and Miroku go for a walk, Shippo, you...prod Inuyasha out of his 3 foot hole, and I'll make the Ramen." Hmm I guess I'm okay with that, Kagome...
Wait...how am I going to MOVE him? HE'S FIVE FRIGGIN TIMES MY SIZE! Maybe if I get...a really big...tree branch...ERGH this is heavy...
"SHIPPO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT TREE BRANCH?"
"I'm oof! trying to eeeya! lift you out of the hole!"
"...Okay not with that...you can't even lift it up." Oh don't stuff your head back in the hole in disinterest, half demon, THE THING'S AT LEAST 20 TIMES BIGGER THAN ME. What do you EXPECT?
Maybe if I use one of Kagome's items... (a/n: why does that sound like an RPG?)
...hmmm...
Well...I could use this string and strangle him, but that won't help at all...actually that'd probably make him heavier than he already is...oh and he'd be dead, which would make me pretty sad. Actually it would, don't think I'm being sarcastic...he's like my older brother, in a way.
...there's a "CD player", but it's not large enough to help him...
...would a "biology book" help...? Maybe I could read to him about...well let's flip through this—HOLY CRAP WHAT WAS THAT DIAGRAM? Was that a fox with its stomach cut open...? EWW NOT GOING TO TRY AND FIND OUT...
"Shippo..." Not now, Inuyasha, I'm trying to think how to get you out of the hole.
...maybe the pocky would help...? Like brainfood?
"SHIPPO..."
...actually let's get this paper, stuff it into his mouth and then keep thinking of ideas...
"SHIPPO!!"
"WHAT, INUYASHA, WHAT? I'M TRYING TO THINK OF A WAY TO GET YOU OUT OF THE HOLE!!" Geez!!
...wait a second...you're standing NEXT to me...
"I don't NEED to get out of the hole anymore, whelp. I'M OUT."
"Yeah I can see that, but thanks for pointing it out anyway."
"Some help YOU were."
"I was TRYING to find something to get you out with!"
"Feh." Hey, don't just stalk away from me...get BACK here! I'm telling you, I tried to help!
"HEY! I really did try to help!!"
"Well go help yourself become useful for a change, fluffball."
"KAGOME! INUYASHA'S BEING MEAN TO ME!"
"Inuyasha, why are you being mean to Shippo?"
"I'm NOT being mean to him! I just told him he wasn't helpful!"
"And that's MEAN INUYASHA!" It isn't nice to insult people!
"Why are you ALWAYS running to Kagome for the littlest things! Ooh, Kagome, he's being mean to me! I got dust in my eye! My tail has split ends! A pricker bush attacked me! Why don't you just ACT YOUR AGE?"
...act my age...?
ACT MY AGE?????????
"Inuyasha, now really—"
"ACT MY AGE, INUYASHA? YOU WANT ME TO ACT MY AGE? DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW OLD I AM??? DO YOU—"
...I said too much...they're looking at me like I'm crazy...they know that I'm older than I appear...
"Shippo..." Oh Kagome, don't look at me like that...
...Even Inuyasha looks sympathetic...albeit more shocked, but still...
"I..." What can I say...? What can I do...?
The only thing I know how to away.
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Well that's kinda odd how the chappie ended...he never got to write in his journal again. Obviously we're not done here...there's more to come! And don't worry, Shippo's jumping to conclusions...so this isn't the end (or near it) (well maybe, I dunno)...
Okay the whole thing about caffeine, I don't know where that came from...I think there was a coke sitting on my desk. Not mine...I really don't like Coke, so I'm assuming its hyper-inducing abilities...or at least how they would affect someone like me (who never has had a whole lot...whenever I accidentally drink coke (it's happened before...thought it was water and gulped), I get really mad at the bubbles and it makes me generally mad). Oh but anyway, the caffeine thing had like NOTHING to do with ANYTHING...but it was amusing to write .
Please R and R and R and R and R and R! So that's like R to the sixth power! Do that!
OH and if you want to be involved in my story (aka a character in it), put it in your review or email me or something...then I'll try to put ya in!!