Hello everyone! I love exam excemts!*smiles in pure joy* I get 2 hrs and 50 mins to be left to my own devices(can't spell!)*cries about poor failer* Happier note! I like all the reveiws that you sent me!*gives baked goods to all* Special thanks to Dr. Glove and Fargle for bad guy names! Warriormaid 3000 I read your bio thingy and I also like Animorphs. Though it has been awhile scene I have read them! *look of shame on face* What is your favortive charater in Animorphs? Also to everyone it is funny how I can write storys without even writing it on paper first. What chapter am I on? Oh yeah chap 2. so without waiting longer. Also all I own is a piece of paper! SO I DO NOT OWN REDWALL! *whats to own Redwall but can't!*

Chapter 2 a.k.a meet the bad guys!

He looked around at his camp all he saw was creatures slowly wake up and get there fires blazing again. He watched two ferrets getting their fire started. 'Where is that blasted vixen?' this creature thought to himself. This creature was a fox. His fur was darker then a moonless night, which matched his dark heart purfectly. His eyes had no luster, but it was said that his eyes would twinkle in the heat of battle. He wore the most simplist of clothes, which was a tunic that was also black. The fox's name was Yami. Just moments after he was wondering were she was, she walked into the camp. "Finally yew show yer feabitten hide." "Milord, I have great news." "Well get on wid it, Demia." Demia was a seer. She wore a simple forest green tunic and around her waist she wore a simple belt, which held all of her stuff so she could see the future. "Well Milord I have seen the red stone house for myself. It should be easy to take it over." "And what makes yew say that?" "Because only peace loving creatures live there." "Tell the horde to get ready to march." After Yami had his 5 corse meal, the horde left their camp and started to head for Redwall. On the march, the horde yelled "Yami means dark! Dark is Yami!" Minutes later all that could be heard was birds singing.

Somewhere else in Mossflower, we meet our friends having a good time.(NOT! That is the under statement of the year! Would you say friends that have no idea what to do when camping a good time!) "Katie can you help me." cried Chris. "What is it now!" I say with my last nerve gone up in smoke. "I can't get the fire started" he says back. "Whats so hard about litting a fire? All you do is use this and lite the leafs and there you go!" While I was saying that I showed him how to lite a fire. "How is breakfast coming Jess'?" "We just finished." replied Jessica J. "Okay while we eat lets think about new names. My new name is Tigerlily!" I say with excitement. "What about you guys?" "My name will be Jane." says Jessica Clark. "Crystallynn." says Jessica Jenks. "I'll be Aggron." my brother says. "I'll be Yeather." says Heather.(A/N: I didn't mean it to ryme!) "I guess i''l be Tollaw." says Logan. "Sence I am a fan of Pokemon" "What will be your name Chris?" I ask him."What did you say Chris?" "..............dix.....on......" "Speak up Chris." "Dixon okay!" "Thats a good name! Now that we all have names we can't use our real names. When do you want to go to Redwall." "No not the cursed place!" Cries Aggron. "It is not going to kill you, Aggron. The ownly reason you don't like it is because I like it!" I say. "Lets go now" says Crystallynn. "Great Idea!" After we ate breakfast, tied Aggron to a rope so that he won't run away. We set out to Redwall.

How was it? Good? Bad? If you want to give me ideas to torture David and his friends. Be free to send them! Also "Don't gift wrap Pets!" I'm in S.A.D.D and we told the student body that for Christmas, but isn't funny. Also "Don't run on ice!" So R&R! and have fun!