Hello! I is back again. I no know why I speak like this. I hear many parents in Ivy Prep talk like this. It is mystery why they speak like this. Of course they can't speka enligh vely well... Okay, enough of that. Anyways, for future chapters, I've had inspiration from Ivy Prep. After this chapter I won't update for weeks because of the last few days of the C.C.C (children's confinement center). So enjoy this while it lastsss... ssssssssssssssssssssssss!
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The detectives, perverts? Gasp.
"Well, if you don't like it, then leave you moron." Another voice appeared from the shadows, but the person was no where to seen. Immediately, the detectives went into defensive position.
"Who the hell are you, and where are you?" Hiei asks looking around.
"Why, right here." Suddenly and so quickly a shadow appeared before Hiei, it made a crazed rabid squirrel look slow. Hiei reacted quickly by slicing at the shadow with his katana, but missed because the shadow disappeared again.
"Seems as though our enemy uses her speed to an advantage." Kurama says, his eyes darting around.
"How do you know it's a 'she'?" Sniper asks.
"My Yoko side can smell it."
"Oh. Why am I not surprised?" Kurama seemed a little offended with this comment while Hiei silently agreed and very, very discreetly smirked. As if on cue, the shadow slowly appeared from the shadows, and the lights in the room began to turn on row by row. The detectives looked around taking the time now to take in their scenery of the ghostly room. Gray mist swirled around Hiei's feet, making it look as if the mist was trying to strangle him. Hiei, just to be sure, shook his foot a little bit and the mist instantly dispersed. Kuwabara, on the other hand, was doing the opposite. He began to breathe and suck in the any poor mist that came near him as quickly as he could, getting very weird looks from Sniper.
"The hell are you doing?" Sniper asked with his eyebrows high.
"Well, Shizuru told me that this is good for your lungs!" Kuwabara exclaimed proud of himself of getting a fact right… or not.
"That's not mist you idiot, nonetheless gray/crap colored mist, it's steam that's good for your lungs." Emphasizing his point, Sniper took out a picture of a shower stall with fog, and a giant red arrow pointing to the foggy stuff. "And besides, I don't think mist is steel gray… this is weird." Sniper commented. Giving the carrot top one last glance, Sniper turned away trying to locate the shadow that appeared just seconds before.
"How could she have just disappeared like that." Yusuke asked glancing at Kurama. Kurama looked around a bit more.
"Only a few demons have the ability to disappear at will, such are shadow demons, or demons with tremendous speed, making it seem as though they disappear. Those demons are able to alter other dimensions, and if going fast enough, able to rip through the time-space continuum."
"English please." Kurama got a sweat drop and stared at his fellow stupider companion.
"Shadow demons and demons like Hiei could somewhat disappear."
"Thank you, oh great… nerd." Yusuke instantly regretted that comment having earned a very cold stare from Kurama. "Just jokin' with ya." As soon as Yusuke finished, a dagger launched itself at his forehead. WOOSH! At the last minute, Yusuke did something from the matrix: he leaned backwards allowing the tip of his nose to feel the wind of the blade go by. "Hey! If that went up my nose, I would never again be able to experience the sensation of nose picking!" Yusuke spewed a few more profanities from the where the dagger came from as his friends stared at him with weird looks.
"The sensation of nose picking?" Kurama, Hiei, and Sniper all thought simultaneously getting very weird images in their head. Yusuke took a big breath and prepared for another cursing session but was interrupted by a chilling cackle that by far exceeded the evilness in Yusuke's cussing.
"I was aiming for your head, but I'm sure nobody will complain if the dagger went up your nose." The shadow finally appeared into the bold light. Then for the first time, ever, the detectives noticed that the cloaked figure was short. In fact, the cloaked figure was shorter than Hiei, only by a centimeter no doubt. But that height difference didn't stop Kuwabara and Yusuke, they began to guffaw loudly as if the whole world wanted to hear them.
"Oh shut up you bakas." The cloaked figure said indignantly before lowering its hood. Instantly the laughter stopped when two ice blue eyes stared at him them with no emotion. They stared at her. "Yes I know I am radiant, but please, there is no need to stare." The girl said mockingly breaking the detectives from their trance.
"So you're that… 'destroy-all-of-humanity' girl?" Sniper raised an eyebrow. "She's related to me?" Sniper thought to himself as he looked at the girl standing before him.
"Related? My whole family abandoned me; I'm related to no one." The girl said in a monotone observing the detectives.
"Dammit. Mind reader." Yusuke thought sourly. As soon as Kai's eyes set upon Kuwabara she screamed.
"SACRILIDGE!" She yelled in an old French accent, pointing at Kuwabara's face. The girl, presumably Kai, disappeared and reappeared in front of Kuwabara with a ward in hand. She stuck the ward onto Kuwabra's head and leaped backwards to observe her work. The ward read: Censored and CAUTION! Viewer discretion is advised! Hiei snorted obviously trying to hide his amused laughter, this obviously struck whatever Kuwabara uses to sense feelings.
"Shut up, shorty!" Kuwabara huffed and then turned around to pout with his arms crossed over his chest. When he thought nobody was looking, he tried turning his eyes upwards trying to see the ward stuck to his forehead. "Why didn't shorty get one on his head?"
"Because. He's much more attractive than you… well… at this rate I think it's a safe bet that anybody would be, but whatever." Kai waved her hand dismissing the matter nonchalantly. This just made Kuwabaka- er… Kuwabara more infuriated.
"You know, if it weren't for my honor code, you'd be dead now!" Kuwabara shouted to Kai.
"Really? I think you should just limit your honor code to not making people's eyes shrivel up and die when they look at you." Kai replied smugly.
"YOU…!" Kuwabara shook his fist warningly.
"She's a lot less venomous than the other villains we've fought so far…" Kurama thought as he watched Yusuke attempt to save his poor friend from further embarrassment.
"She seems weak… very weak… I wonder if I'm allowed to torture her before bringing her in to Koenma… It's been so long since I saw someone squirm in pain…" Hiei thought, and smirked sadistically as he looked at Kai.
"So that's Kai… she's so… short. So her dad must have been really short. Really, really short…" Sniper imagined a midget and his mom about to have "it", but then his chain of thoughts broke when deafening sound filled the room.
"SPIRIT GUN!" So the battle has begun. Kai nimbly jumped and dodged the messily aimed spirit gun that had been fired at her after clobbering Kuwabara with a telephone booth she apparated out of nowhere.
"Moron! If you want to hit me, you should shoot at me, not that! That cost money, dimwit!" Kai shouted at Yusuke and pointed to a suit of armor that seemed destroyed by Yusuke's spirit gun.
"Fine, I'll just try again!" Yusuke punched at Kai. "And again!" Yusuke punched again. "And again!' Yusuke punched again, yet missed. "And again. And again, again, again, againagainagainagainagainagainagainagainagainagain!" Yusuke punched faster and faster at Kai, but missed every single time because Kai dodged, or otherwise blocked the punch. "You know! I would appreciate some help!" Yusuke called in distress. No longer had he finished, Hiei appeared right behind Kai and reeled a kick at her back, aiming to snap her spine. But Kai jumped up, and caused Hiei to almost kick his fellow team member.
"Stay out of the way, detective." Hiei said launching himself into the air swinging his sword at Kai. The katana caught Kai's cloak and ripped it off of her body, making her eyes go wide and then narrow.
"Perv, if you wanted to take off my cloak, just ask." Kai scowled as she landed on the ground. Sniper, Kurama, Yusuke and semi-conscious Kuwabara snickered at this comment as Hiei turned a bit red. Yusuke nudged Hiei.
"Whadd' I say before, Jaganshi?" Yusuke laughed. Kai on the other hand, just smirked and crossed her arms over he chest. Under the cloak, Kai wore a black sleeveless shirt with buckles on the shoulders and bottom, and baggy camouflage pants with red converses.
"Are you done yet, because I have a race to destroy." Catching the detectives off guard, Kai managed a kick at Yusuke and aimed a punch at Hiei. Kurama however, saw this coming and leapt back a few feet.
"ROSE WHIP!" Kurama snapped his now whippified rose at Kai, managing to snag it around her ankle.
"Kuso." Kai cursed, as she plummeted to the ground because Kurama tugged on the whip and the thorns sank into her flesh. She shut her eyes tightly, refusing to cry out and put her hands around the whip. Slowly, hissing sounds and smoke began to rise from Kai's hands.
"She's burning my whip!" Kurama thought, "So she must have some fire powers." The fox quickly pulled back his whip, only to damage Kai's ankle further. Taking advantage of Kai's weak being, Sniper allowed the room to glow red, and almost instantly, bulls-eyes began to appear all over Kai's body. One just happened to be on her chest… once again… well done Sniper.
"YOU DISGUSTING GROUP OF PERVERT DETECTIVES!" Kai yelled, and jumped up wincing as she stood on her bad ankle.
"Wonderful. It just had to be me." Sniper thought sarcastically jumping aside to dodge on of his sister's furious punches. Kai continued to punch at Sniper, and when Sniper saw the right moment, he swiped out his gun and pointed the barrel at Kai's forehead. "You move, and I'll pull the trigger." Kai began to cackle manically, her eyes filled with corrupt and madness.
"So naïve, do you really think you'll win a battle with the shadows?" Immediately, the room turned black and all the shadows gathered towards Sniper, wrapping around him body.
"WHAT! I can't move!" The boy struggled in a futile attempt, and Kai kicked the gun out of his hand, scattering it into the far corner of the room. The shadows released Sniper, and Kai reeled a kick at him sending him flying.
"So she's a shadow demon." Kurama pointed out to the rest of the tentai.
"So it seems, but she is something else as well. Shadow demons don't spew fire…" Hiei added.
"Then let's go kick some shadow demon arse!" Yusuke punched his own palm to emphasize the point. Both he and Hiei rushed into battle, but Kurama hung back.
"I'll let them fight and see when the right time is." The fox thought in good point. Kurama kneeled down and patted Kuwabara on the cheek, no answer. The redhead sighed deeply before taking out a flask with thick green goo and poured the substance down carrot-top's throat. Almost instantly, Kuwabara jumped up again with new energy and stupidity.
"Wow Kurama, thanks! I thought I was goner!" Kurama laughed.
"Actually, you kinda were…" This comment led to a very long silence except for the occasional "oomph!", "dammit!", and "moron" followed by much colorful language coming from Yusuke, Hiei, Kai and Sniper. Most of the colorful language came from Kai as she tried dodged all the objects Sniper sent flying at her. Yusuke and Hiei stood aside and watched Kai be chased by numerous objects, including a precious glass dish which Kai claimed to cost a fortune and that if they broke it, they will have their butt kicked from Timbuktu and back.
"I am seriously not going to let them just chase me around like this, I will avenge Sakura's… … stupid death. There. Hey, wait, where's the glass plate?" But Kai's train of thoughts was broken when something smashed onto her head, but surprisingly enough, Kai just blinked and nothing happened. Kurama spluttered. Yusuke's jaw went slack. Sniper just stared, not noticing that a fly just flew down his through until it reached his epiglottis, then he coughed and wheezed and started to have a spasm. But no one paid attention to him as usual.
"Enlighten me, a giant glass plate just made contact with her head, and she's not the slightest bothered or hurt?" Yusuke nudged a stone-like Hiei.
"This is certainly… unnatural." Kurama thought. Kai blinked again and rapped her knuckles against her head which made a really thick thunking sound.
"You could say I'm very hard-headed." Kai commented before disappearing again. The detectives looked around for a second, but they saw nothing. That was, until a yelp was heard from Yusuke. They snapped their heads in Yusuke's direction, but here wasn't there either. Strange.
Meanwhile… "Welcome, tis is my humble domain." Kai bowed deeply mockingly. Yusuke was bound in shadows and he couldn't move at all, save the flabbering his lips were doing.
"What's going on here? Why can't I move? Dammit!" Yusuke fired a deathly glare at Kai, but she merely chuckled darkly and sadistically.
"This is what you get for killing Sakura." Kai murmured after she finished chuckling.
"Well, she was a criminal and she deserved it-…" Yusuke hadn't finished, but Kai had already taken a brutal action. She kicked him the stomach, punched him in the cheek, and then delivered a powerful kick under the chin. Yusuke flew up, and then disappeared.
Kai smirked, "They will never escape the shadow realm…" Kai floated up in the blackness, and also eventually disappeared. As soon as the girl rose out of the ground, she was slashed at by a furious Hiei. Unfortunately, or fortunately in Hiei's case, and the katana managed to land a pretty good slice on Kai's right cheek. Hiei smirked victoriously while Kai put her lower right arm up to her cheek to try and stop the bleeding.
"Rose whip!" This attack caught Kai on surprise and the whip managed to encircle itself around Kai's waist, digging into her flesh.
"Agh!" But before Kai could burn the whip again, Kurama pulled it away, and a spirit gun was aimed at her. However, Kai made a swiping motion with her hand, knocking the spirit gun away as though it were an annoying vampiric garlic. "HAHA!" Kai smirked and disappeared again, only to all of a sudden explode and crash into the wall creating lots of debris. Everybody stared. Hiei whistled innocently pulling back his foot which he had coincidently just stuck out. Then, Kurama got that all-knowing smile of his.
"Nice one." Kurama commented.
"Wha? Wha happened?" Kuwabara asked stupidly looking back and forth between Hiei and Kurama and the debris covered lump on the floor that had been previously known as Kai.
"Baka. She ran. I tripped her. She ran too fast. So she smashed into wall because of the momentum." Hiei drawled giving the idiot a bored look. Meanwhile, Kai lay on the ground twitching with a mouth full of debris trying bore a hole through Hiei's spiky hair with her glare. She spat out the debris.
"Dammit, I'd better just start with the actually destroying and not wasting my time battling with these detectives." Kai thought taking out a small star out of her pocket. The little star was made of gold with the most intricate of designs and swirls on it. In the middle was a ruby embedded into the golden metal gleaming like fresh blood pouring from a wound. "This is the end…" Quickly, the room was shrouded in black shadows and seemingly froze the detectives in place.
"What the hell?" Yusuke thought, "Oh, no, the damned shadows!" The teen tried to go against the black shadows, but was unsuccessful.
"HA! You thought you could defeat me? Well, think again." Kai rubbed her thumb over the red ruby and the whole star began to glow.
"The spirit item!" Kurama thought urgently, "If she finishes the chant, we're going to be doomed!"
"Star of hinabi, hear my cry, rid this world of humanity!" The star began to have a blinding glow. "So harness your powers and feel the power within me, take my powers, and-!"
"Joau Ensatsu Kokuryuuha!"
"What? How can you "dragon of the darkness flame"? That's a noun dammit!" Kai thought, but then realization struck her as the bandages of Hiei's arm unraveled them selves and a dragon appeared. Kai's eyes widened as a giant black dragon of flames rushed towards her. The dark purple eyes of the dragon glowed as it destroyed everything in its path towards its real target, Kai.
"WHAT! HOW?" Kai screamed immediately letting her control of the shadows go, the room turned back into its normal color and the detectives could move again.
"NO! HIEI!" Both Sniper and Kurama yelled, but too late. The dragon rushed at Kai, but she seemed all but worried.
"I'll get you, no matter how much it takes… Lady Luck's just been on your side today, but I swear, I will make you pay." Kai hissed and threw the star at Kurama's head, and the dragon made contact her, or so the detectives thought. Kurama caught the star and then put his arm in front of his eyes to protect himself from the debris. The black flaming dragon collided with the wall, completely obliterating it making dust, debris, year old ramen cups, and spiders fly everywhere and through the hole of the wall, the setting sun was visible. If Kai was obliterated, there was no sign of her anywhere… not even a mark. The dragon tattoo returned onto Hiei's arm and his arm fell slightly limp to his side where it didn't move.
"Hiei, why did you do that?" Sniper yelled. "Youprobably killed her!"
"Would you rather humanity be destroyed? Because if I didn't send my dragon at her, you wouldn't even be here and I certainly wouldn't care." Hiei replied.
"But how did you move?" Yusuke asked.
"That was a combination of psychic and shadows attacks, Hiei probably used his Jagan eye to lessen the control Kai had on him." Kurama said.
"But couldn't he do it too, then?" Yusuke pointed at Sniper.
"Maybe he was too weak." Kurama shrugged.
"TOO WEAK!" Sniper yelled furiously, and the little fly flew out of his mouth with a stunning exit from a near-death experience.
"But so did the girl die then?" Kurama shook his head.
"I don't know… I don't know…"
I had inspiration from a friend when a fly flew into her mouth once. It was actually quite amusing. First, she kind of choked, then started to make scratching noises and gurgled something that sounded like "GGWAFFEERR!" No one really paid attention to her, but I thought it sounded suspiciously like water. Afterwards the rondavu, my friends and I had to run for our lives because we wouldn't get the friend that choked on a fly something, and so she was going to clobber us with the almighty science text book of dooooooooooooooooooom!
Hasta la vista, bakas! (jk jk jk jk jk joking! I couldn't resist. I said that in spanish class once... you could imagine what happened.)
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