A/N So, I broke down and got the Full Metal Alchemist game for PS2 despite it's luke warm rating. So far so good, but… er… there is a certain Final Fantasy feel about the powerups they leave lying around in er, randomly strewn chests. I can imagine what Ed would REALLY think about them. Well, heck at least it isn't a garment grid.
FIGHTING PRETTY
Ed picked up the earring delicately with the tips of his fingers, as though it might spontaneously transmute into something dangerous. "You… Have… Got… To …Be… Kidding!"
Roy just leaned back in his chair and smirked. "Not at all. That will increase your dexterity by two whole points!"
"I DO NOT WEAR EARRINGS!"
Al picked up the silver bangle and cocked his massive head amazed. "They make these in my size?"
"Accessorizing is a GIRL thing, " continued Ed. "Ok, I can see putting an array on a glove or a belt buckle or something, but I don't even use arrays. This will just make me look, er, pretty." Ed looked over the collection of necklaces, bangles, earrings, rings and broaches. "And just what I need is something else for someone to yank off me in a fight. Who the heck came up with this?"
Just then Armstrong came in, jingling and glittering with every sort of jewelry anyone could imagine. He put a tiara on the table "Come see my latest design!"
A/N Oh god, I'm procrastinating bad. I've got housework and to write that essay on parenting I promised. So what am I doing? Writing fics.