Raven: Wow, my computer is screwed! The entire screen is like, MAXIMIZED!

Nightwolf: We're too lazy to do much about it though...

Raven: This chapter is solely written by Nightwolf, who has become quite skilled, I must admit.

Nightwolf: Yuppers! So I'm writin' while Raven watches Beyblade until her eyes fall...

Raven: You can't blame me! (sees readers gawking at her) WHAT? If you watch Japanese version, you might just understand I like hearing the voices of Rei's and Kai's seiyuus! I LOVE their voices!

Nightwolf: Riiight. I noticed that Rei's voice in Japanese is TOO girlish. Kai's is okay...and Takao sounds like Naruto! Could it be they're the same seiyuu?

Raven: we never bothered with checking...ANYWAY!

Nightwolf: My next solo fic (happy sigh)

FIC START

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yelled everyone as they fell. Shino poked his head out the window to look and had to suppress a laugh even though it was awfully mean to laugh at his friends' misfortune. In this case...it was a TERRIBLE misfortune!

It was SO horrible, I dare not describe it in words here! Which means I'm just plain lazy. Lol.

Akamaru whined piteously as he picked himself up. "O-Oh dear!" Hinata cried, running forwards. She took out that little lotion-medecine thingy and began to heal the people.

Because this is a wild fanfic world, they healed instantly.

"Thanks, Hinata!" Smiled Kiba when he sat up again.

Hinata smiled. "W-We have to give Shino-kun his birthday present!" She presented a badly wrapped box covered with pink sparkles and neon green kikkai bug shapes.

Shino leaned out and yelled in a stoic fashion. "I apologize for the fall."

"Don't worry about it." Neji grumbled, standing up and dusting him down. Shino was confused but Neji continued anyway. "I think you forgot to break my spleen, since I think that's the only part of my body that I can feel. Don't worry, though. I'm not completly mad at you, Shino."

Sasuke raised his eyebrows as he dusted himself. "why?"

Neji shrugged. "At least he isn't from the MAIN HOUSE! Then I would be holding a BIG serious grudge against him, considering I'm a caged bird from the BRANCH HOUSE!"

Everybody sweatdropped. Kiba, after a pause, asked Shino. "Why don't you want to celebrate your birthday? Is it because it's like Raven's birthday? You know, from Teen Titans?" His eyes got real big as Shino sweatdropped even further.

"What happens on this...Raven's birthday?" Neji asked, shuddering as he remembered the OTHER more sadistic Raven he just happened to know.

"She's destined to destroy the world!" Kiba yelled, his eyes growing wide. Yes, if you watched Birthmark, The Prophecy or either one of The End from Teen Titans, that wouldn't have come as a surprise! If you haven't, sorry for the GIANT spoiler, since the entire Season 4 is based on Raven's birthday!

Anyway, Shino sighed. "I never knew you watched Teen Titans, Kiba."

"Yeah!" Piped up Neji. "I always thought you would watch something like...I dunno..I Love Lucy reruns."

"Do they even play that anymore?" Sasuke asked conversationally.

Shino sighed, figuring he should be polite, at least. "Would you all like to come in and celebrate my birthday that I figured you all would forget?"

"SURE!" Laughed everybody heartily. After much hearty laughing from Kiba, Hinata, Sasuke and Neji, they all waltzed into Shino's house.

(Inside Shino's house)

There were pictures of kikkai bugs everywhere. "Er..don't you have other decorations BESIDES bugs?" Sasuke asked after staring at some statues of kikkai bugs.

"No." Shino replied stoically, heading for the kitchen. Hinata and Kiba were behind him, although they were a lot slower than he was because it was rude to walk in front of the host!

Sasuke sighed and followed Kiba. Neji touched the antennae of a Kikkai bug statue but it fell off as soon as he touched it. oh, shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! He thought frantically. Licking his finger, he dabbed at the end of the antennae with his spit-covered finger and stuck it back on. It wasn't sticking!

"Neji, what are you doing?" Kiba asked, turning back to see Neji standing there and just licking his finger.

"Nothin!" Neji just stuck the antennae into the open mouth of the bug and ran to catch up with the others.

And I'll end it RIGHT HERE!

Nightwolf: Aren't I cruel?

Raven: Sure, sure. After a shocking twist of events, we're moving! Boohoo...

Nightwolf: Soon, we'll post our new address somewhere in our latest update so if you want, you can visit me sometime!

Raven: But if you're a sadistic murderer bent on ending my life, then I assure you, I'll be ready.

Nightwolf: If you guys come, I probably won't be home. Unlike Raven, I have a social life.

Raven: Shut up!

Nightwolf: Sorry it took so long to update! Stupid isn't letting us log on!