AN: Did you guys see the part about Clark's ass. That came out of nowhere the part about Lex telling him to tighten up. I hope u got the joke. My blatant attempt at slashy humor at Lex's expense. Well I still don't own these Characters. But I'm still entertaining them.
It's been awhile sorry I've been having so many false starts with my computer at home. So until I get it up and running I'll bang out a few chappys every now and then at work. I continue not to own these characters a fact many of you would find surprising because I continue to play with them with out permission. I know I know I'm a bad girl.
Chapter 10
Lana ran toward the scream any sane person would have probably run down to the Sheriff station. But Lana was a slayer and being a slayer had nothing to do with sanity. She had learned that in the past year along with the skills to hone her slayer power. It was a natural reaction for her to run toward danger instead of away from it. She could feel the adrenaline surge through her body as she ran.
Her slayer senses were heighted there were vampires about and her date was some kind of weird magical creature who had left he stranded. When she finally got to the alley she saw Phoebe fighting a huge vampire guy. Chris was there to he used his telekinesis to get one of the vamps away from Clark who wasn't faring so well. It became obvious to Lana that he was doing the screaming there were still two female vampires on top of him. Lana pulled one off him and slammed her head into a wall.
Clark was having a bon a fide panic attack. He doubted he'd ever been more afraid in his entire life. Not because some nasty she vamps were trying to bite him it was just the realization that vampires were real. He had always thought vamps were something Vincent Price created for Halloween or something not cold and real and right on top of him.
One of the vamps leaned close and bit him and then she screamed and curse about chipping her tooth on him. That was when the blue and white lights appeared and then there was Chris and some how the vamp that was on top of him miraculously flew into a wall.
And then Lana was there pulling one of the vamps of f him. Clark finally remembered who he was and he threw the trashy she vamp off him with all his strength and he stood just in time to see Phoebe leap high into the air and she seemed to hang there for a moment before she kicked the vampy guy in the face.
Clark watched in awe until then another she vamp jumped on his back and rode him to the ground. She was pretty strong but still no match for his strength. He maneuvered her off of him with the simple flick of a wrist and Lana was above him with a wooden stake which plunged into the vampire staking her from the back. She exploded in a pile of dust right before Clark's eyes. Actually some of the dust did get in his eyes.
Once all the vamps had been taken care of they all looked at each other and said, "We need to talk."
Clark spoke first which surprised Phoebe.
"I'll tell you what you want to know once we get back to my house. Some secrets just aren't safe." He said.
Phoebe and Clark trailed behind Lana and Chris as they walked to the Jag.
"So." Lana said once they got into the Jag and Chris was driving.
"What are you guys?" Lana asked.
"Well I could ask you the same thing." Chris replied.
Clark told Chris how to get to the farm. Once they were got there they stood around for the longest five minutes Phoebe had ever experienced. Then Clark spoke up.
"I'm an alien." He said.
"I knew it!" Phoebe shouted.
They all looked at her.
"Sorry. I get a little excited when I find out I'm right about something. Tonight when you kissed me I had a premonition. See I'm a witch and I get premonitions and Chris is my Whitelighter." Phoebe explained.
"Anyways, I saw a space ship." Phoebe told them.
"So you're an alien." Lana said.
"You don't sound shocked." Clark said.
"Not really that explains a lot." Lana said.
"The freaky occurrences that only you know how to deal with. The tornado and everything else. I just wished I would have known sooner. I would have been able to help. Maybe I can help now." Lana said.
Lana turned to Phoebe and Chris. "I figured you two were magical beings. I just didn't know what kind exactly." Lana said.
"Hear that Chris we're magical beings." Phoebe said.
"Well it beats magical freaks." Chris said.
"And let me guess you're a slayer?" Chris stated as he stalked in a circle around Lana.
"All chosen and destiny. Am I right?" Chris asked. "Yeah how do you know about slayers?" She asked.
"I'm from the future I know a lot of things." Chris said coolly.
"You're from the future?" Lana asked.
"Yep and you know what a thousand years from now we'll still be in love." Chris said.
Lana smiled despite the lameness of the pick up line.
She knew he couldn't really be serious about being from the future nobody had magic that strong not even Willow Rosenberg the witch who cast the spell to make Lana and a lot of other girls around the world slayers.
"Now that we all know what's what maybe we can salvage the evening." Chris said.
"It's getting late I need to go do a quick sweep of the cemetery from the looks of things I'm going to have my work cut for me tonight." Lana said.
"I'll come with you. Lend a hand with the slayage. We'll leave these two alone to finish their date." Chris said as he led Lana to the door. "It's not a date." Both Phoebe and Clark shouted behind them.
Chris orbed Lana to the cemetery. He supposed they could have gone in the Jag but he wanted to leave Phoebe with an escape route in case farm boy wanted a piece. Chris sat on a head stone while Lana waited for some dead guy to wake up and try to bite her.
"That was fun, what do you call that?" Lana asked.
"Orbing. It's a Whitelighter thing."
"Oh cool." Lana said walking forward and examing a tombstone.
"I didn't even know this kid had died." Lana was saying.
"The families sometimes keep funerals hush hush." Chris said.
She scowled over her shoulder at him.
"How come you know so much?" She asked.
"Like I said I'm from the future." He replied nonchalantly.
She turned her back to the grave and faced him.
"Are you serious?" She asked.
"As a heart attack. I'm from the future and Phoebe's not my sister she's my aunt." Chris said in a rush.
"I've wanted to tell you since I got here. And now that you know my secret I feel better." Chris said.
Lana was looking at him like he had just said that he was the Queen of England.
Finally she closed her mouth and her lips curved into an enticing smirk.
"You've got to be kidding me." She said.
"No I'm not." Chris said just as the newly risen vamp grabbed Lana by the hair.
"Oh Lana by the way there is a vampire behind you." Chris said laughing hysterically as the slayer was pulled down by a surprisingly short vamp.
"Asshole." Lana hissed at Chris before she gave the vamp a sharp elbow in the ribs and a painful stomp to the foot.
He released her and she kicked him in the face and proceeded to wail on him further. Chris watched in awe he wondered how in the world could she fight much less stand in those shoes. It had been a while since he'd seen a slayer in action.
He made a mental note to thank that Californian blonde named Buffy who thought up the idea to make every girl in the world with potential a slayer. Chris was having a nice time watching when he was pushed off the head stone. He landed flat on his back to look up at very pissed off and a very beautiful she vamp. She was wearing her human face but he knew nevertheless that she was a vampire.
"Oh great." Chris murmured getting lost in the spell of her hypnotic eyes.
He came to his senses when he heard Lana shout at him and he orbed away from her. He went digging though Lana's purse for a stake.
"I didn't bring one." Lana croaked from where she was being strangled by the newly risen vamp. He used his telekinesis to get the vamp away from her and Lana ran over to where he was rubbing her throat.
"What kind of a slayer doesn't have a stake?" Chris asked as the two vamps became a calvery.
"The same kind of slayer who wears these shoes on patrol. What was I thinking? I guess I just wanted to show off in front of you. See, Chris it's been two years since I got laid and I was just trying to impress you." Lana said.
"We could stick around her and face death or we could just orb out of here and go do it. And then come back later with Phoebe and Clark and a massive weapons arsenal." Chris offered.
"Okay screw scared duty lets get the hell out of here." Lana said. Chris took her hand and he orbed them out of there and back to his room in the Luthor mansion.