Rules To Living With Kitsune's
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but insanity. . . And insanity does not include YYH, so, in result, I don't own YYH. So, please, don't sue me.
Author's Note: I hate this. . . I go to bed, and POOF, here's a new fic idea, and I have to write it down right THEN. . . grrrr. . . It's getting old. And why am I writing this in the first place? I'm not supposed to be writing right now. . .-sighs- Oh well, I have a sudden streak of imagination. . . How annoying.
Summary: Diary Fic. Kurama explains why he has a hard time living a normal life. There are things he simply can't do.
Well, I'll be quite blunt with you. When you have a kitsune spirit living in your head, there are some things you simply don't do. One of them would be watching a film about hunting. I did that once. It wasn't a pleasant experience. Especially when they brought out their "prey". Seeing as my teacher then didn't like me very much, it was, to my regret, a fox. I still remember the dogs that were running every which way. The poor thing never got five feet away before they attacked it. And the "hunters". . . They acted as though it was respectable, what they'd just done. I went home and retched. Well, anyway, the point is, you just don't do it.
There are quite a few things you don't do. You don't go into your mother's bedroom, especially if she has a lot of jewelry. Never, ever, EVER, get a dog. That is hell. But, I suppose I'm babbling. I'll let you know who I am. I'm Shuuichi Minamino. My friends call me Kurama, since that's also my name. But, so is Youko Kurama. I'll explain, since you must be confused. Shuuichi is my human name, but I'm not a human.
I'm a demon in a human's body. I'm not going to go into my past, since it's not exactly something I'm proud of. But I know work for Spirit World as a Spirit Detective. I'm not going to explain that either, other than saying that there are three worlds, the Reikai (spirits), the Ningenkai (humans), and the Makai (demons). But, the point remains. I'm not human.
I really should stay on topic, shouldn't I? Simple things that normal people do every day, such as cooking breakfast, quickly turn into disasters. Well, I'll be back. Right now I have to go do one of those simple things. . . and hope it doesn't turn out wrong.
Kit: Wellllll. .. That's short. And he babbles. . . Why am I writing this anyway?
Suna: Because, Itsun is being annoying.
Kit: Yeah. . . but. . . I HATE KURAMA'S POV!
Itsun: -snickers and hides it in cough-
Kit: Are you ok? You sound sick. . .
Suna: -gives disbeliving look- (to readers) Think I should tell her that he's making fun of her?
Kit: What was that Suna? I couldn't hear you.
Suna: -shakes head in amusment- Nothing. Nothing at all. . .