Wow I liked that chapter. Well the part about her brother is only HALF true...I've liked him since he was in sixth grade but that's beside the point. He hates me with a burning passion so I try not to dwell on him. OH YEAH! The next chapter is by ME. (Chili) So fasten your seat belts because this is going to be one wild ride.

Disclaimer: This disclaimer was eaten by a lion. Services will be held on Thursday July 15, 2004 at Lincoln Park Zoo. Bring cheese for the mice and bananas for the monkeys. Please stay away from the snakes.
Frodo had just finished his shift and after getting dried off he walked to his 2003 Mustang SVT Cobra 2-door convertible. It was his favorite color- red. He just loved driving down Michigan Avenue going 130 mph. He went directly back to the condo to find Aragorn and the four hobbits playing Playstation 2 in front of the T.V.

"How'd you get home Sam?"

"You took so bloody long getting dressed that I called Merry and Pippin to come get me on their way home. That was hours ago. What took you so long?"

"Oh, I umm rescued a dog and I had to make sure it was ok," he lied trying to make something up so he wouldn't have to share the gold ring with anyone.

"You're a terrible liar Mr. Frodo," Aragon said.

"Yeah well I'm not lying. Maybe I'm a terrible truth-teller."

Frodo went to Legolas' room. He wanted to take a closer look at the ring and he knew Legolas wouldn't be home for another half hour. He had some difficulty getting onto the bed but he managed. He took the ring out of his pocket and put it around his finger.

"What the-"

Frodo was suddenly surrounded by a room full of chocolate.

"Mmmmm."

He took the ring off and all the chocolate disappeared.

"How ruuuude!"

"FRODO YOU HAD BETTER NOT BE IN MY ROOM!" Merry shouted.

"I'M NOT! Wait...We share a room you oaf!"

"Well I better go down for dinner. Legolas should be home any minute now."

As Frodo walked down the hallway he heard the others talking about what to do this weekend. It seemed there was a unanimous decision to go to the zoo. Of course he wouldn't mind going there and Legolas loved the zoo so he knew that that's where they'd be going.

"Frodo what do you think about going to the zoo tomorrow?" Pippin asked.

"OH THE ZOO! I WANNA SEE THE CACTUS THINGIES!" Aragorn screamed.

"Dude....no. A cactus is not an animal but next weekend we can go to Arizona," Merry said.

"...promise?" Aragorn had his teary eyed expression on his face which never worked.

Merry crossed his fingers.

"Of course."

"You're crossing your fingers aren't you?" Aragorn asked.

"Yep."

"Awwww come on!" Aragorn went on whining.

"The zoo sounds cool, Legolas will be happy to see the gorillas. They're his favorite," Frodo said.

The door opened and Legolas walked in. He had his business suit on and he put his briefcase on the chair by the door.

"Ok you guys HAVE to learn how to lock the door. This is Chicago for goodness sake!"

"Hey Lego," everyone said.

"Didja bring dinner???" Pippin asked.

"No we're eating in tonight."

"But-but-but whose gonna cook?" Pippin asked.

"Anyone but me," Legolas answered.

Everyone turned their heads in Sam's direction.

"NO! I always cook! It's not fair!!!"

"Life isn't fair," Merry said.

He and Pippin walked over to Sam and grabbed him by the elbows. They picked him up and carried him into the kitchen. Meanwhile Legolas went into his room and Frodo turned on the T.V. His favorite show was on- The Real World.

"Who has been in my room???"

"Uh oh..."

Aragorn got up and started to dance in circles.

"You're going to be Legolized, you're going to be Legolized."

Frodo turned off the T.V. and walked over to Legolas.

"It was me. I was vacuuming your room and I sat down for a break."

"MY room never needs to be vacuumed. Remember that Sir."

"I'm sorry Lego no need to get into a pizza puff!"

And with that Frodo went back to watch his show. Aragorn had stolen the T.V. though and was now watching the Powerpuff Girls. Frodo went to his room and turned on the stereo.

"Greaaat..."
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The next day everyone filed into Aragorn's Ford Windstar and got ready to have a fun filled day at the zoo. Suprisingly Frodo was driving instead of Legolas.

"Are you sure you don't want to drive?"

"Yeah, this car crimps my style."

"There's something...different about you Leggs," Pippn noticed.

"Oh, I put my hair into cornrolls this morning."

"What? No braids? I liked the braids," Merry commented.

"Well I have the braids every other day of the week and I want to have FUN today."

Frodo drove down the the Lincoln Park zoo where they split up into two groups and decided to meet for lunch at noon. (A/N: I'm listening to Linkin Park which reminds me of the zoo which is where this idea came from) Aragorn, Sam, and Frodo all went to see the barn animals first. Aragorn wanted to feed a goat so they bought some food and went to the petting zoo. He was feeding a little baby goat when a HUGE llama came up and attacked him.

"Ahhhhh HELP HELP!!!"

"Oh hold on Aragorn!" Frodo yelled.

Frodo hopped the fence and ran towards Aragorn. He thought it would be a piece of cake to rescue him but a bunch of ducks got in his way and started attcking him.

"MR. FRODO!" Sam screamed.

He too hopped the fence and shooed the ducks away. He picked Frodo up and placed him on the other side of the fence and ran back for Aragorn. He jumped onto the back of the llama and rode him away while Aragorn ran to Frodo's arms.

"Sam, you're my hero!" Aragorn said.

"Eh, it was nothing."

A zoo keeper came over to the three and pointed to a sign. It read: Men Beware-Do NOT feed the llamas in this pen.

"I wasn't-it came-oh forget it. Let's go."

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