Hello it is us! Me (Star) and Chili are bored so we are going to write this chapter together. (but not like that) Yup. Also, I would like to add the reason that Chili wrote about being attacked by a llama. See, she was attacked by a llama as a small child. It was a very traumatic experience. She can never look at a llama again the same way.
Disclaimer: asdf is the first four letters you learn on a keyboard. In other words, we don't own lotr.
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It was a warm and sunny day in the windy city, about eighty degrees, perfect for going outside or bike riding or doing nothing if you so pleased. It was a perfect day for doing anything but standing outside in a long sleeved uniform waiting to open the door for snobby rich people. Which was exactly what Aragorn was doing.
He sat down miserably and dwelled in his own self pity. A passerby dropped him a quarter. That made Aragorn more depressed.
Suddenly, a long black stretch limo pulled up in front of the hotel. Aragorn stood up quickly dusting off his uniform. The driver got out and opened the door for the person inside. Out stepped a blondish haired woman wearing practically nothing.
Aragorn cleared his throat. "Um, the Playboy building is that one." He pointed to the building next door.
She looked insulted, and flipped her hair. "Don't you know who I am?"
"Um.... One of the bunnies..?"
"NO! I'm pop sensation Britney Spears! Bow down and worship me!"
Aragorn thought hard. "Don't you sing that song about the genie in a bottle?"
"No!" Britney was angered at the thought of her rival, Christina.
"Ohhh, you're the one on that Newlyweds show on MTV, right?"
"No!!" Britney liked Jessica Simpson even less. And Aragorn was really starting to get on her nerves. "Look, just open the door for me so I can go change into my $900 Gucci mini skirt."
"There's a Gucci store over there."Aragorn pointed. "I really like their handbags."
Britney was really starting to wonder about him. "Open the door for me!" She commanded.
"What if I don't wanna?"
Britney took out her flip phone. "I'm calling the manager!"
Aragorn spit at her.
"Ewww!!!" She shrieked and dialed the number furiously. Soon the manager came out red faced and angry, yelling at Aragorn.
"I'm sorry Miss Spears." The manager apologized, opening the door for her, shooting a dirty look at Aragorn. "It's so hard to find good help these days."
The door shut. Then opened again. "By the way," the manager said, "you're fired."
"But..but...."
"You can turn in your uniform tomorrow." The door closed.
"You can't fire me, I quit!" There was no reply. Then it hit Aragorn that he had no job. He burst into tears and ran all the way home.
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"Do you have any twos?"
"Go fish."
"Do you have any kings?"
"No, go fish."
"You have any nines?"
The hobbits were all sitting on Legolas's bed playing Go Fish. Legolas was still at work, and all the hobbits's shifts were over. Sam was just about to hand over his nine when he heard the door open and slam shut.
Merry screamed and ran to get his gun. "Ahhhh! It's the landlord! We're two months behind on rent!"
"No, it's just Aragorn." Sam said, peeking around the corner.
"Oh...."
"What are you doing home?" Frodo asked. "Shouldn't you still be at work?"
"I got fired."
"Here's something to cheer you up." Pippin said, pulling six tickets out of his pocket. "I got us tickets to the Britney Spears concert tonight!"
Aragorn screamed and took his ticket out of Pippin's hand. He shredded it to tiny pieces, set the pieces on fire, then flushed the ashes down the toilet.
"I take it you're not coming then..."
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At two in the morning when Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin and Legolas finally got home from the concert, they found the condo dark.
Aragorn sat in front of the TV in his boxers, sipping a beer and watching late night Infomercials.
"I think we should get one of those." He said drunkenly, pointing at the TV.
"Aragorn, no one really needs a self-propelled rocking chair." Legolas said, turning the TV off.
"I do." Aragorn got up, swaying from side to side.
"I think you better go to bed, Mr. Aragorn.." Sam said.
"Ok, but I don't seem to remember where my bedroom is..."
"I'll help you Mr. Aragorn." Sam said, pulling him down the hallway.
"Poor Aragorn." Frodo said, shaking his head. "First he gets fired, then he misses out on the concert."
"It serves him right for insulting Britney Spears." Pippin said defensively.
Merry raised his eyebrows at him.
Pippin turned slightly pink, mumbled something about having to feed his fish, and quickly ran away.
Fordo looked at the clock and gasped. "I better go to sleep, I have to work tomorrow!"
"Me too!" Merry exclaimed and followed Frodo.
Legolas was left alone to his own thoughts at the kitchen table. "Hmmm, a self-propelled rocking chair would be nice..."
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Hehe. The Playboy building really is next to the Drake Hotel, I have a poster of them in my room. (ps- Never mind about us both writing this chapter, this one was written by Star.)
First one to review gets a self-propelled rocking chair!
Disclaimer: asdf is the first four letters you learn on a keyboard. In other words, we don't own lotr.
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It was a warm and sunny day in the windy city, about eighty degrees, perfect for going outside or bike riding or doing nothing if you so pleased. It was a perfect day for doing anything but standing outside in a long sleeved uniform waiting to open the door for snobby rich people. Which was exactly what Aragorn was doing.
He sat down miserably and dwelled in his own self pity. A passerby dropped him a quarter. That made Aragorn more depressed.
Suddenly, a long black stretch limo pulled up in front of the hotel. Aragorn stood up quickly dusting off his uniform. The driver got out and opened the door for the person inside. Out stepped a blondish haired woman wearing practically nothing.
Aragorn cleared his throat. "Um, the Playboy building is that one." He pointed to the building next door.
She looked insulted, and flipped her hair. "Don't you know who I am?"
"Um.... One of the bunnies..?"
"NO! I'm pop sensation Britney Spears! Bow down and worship me!"
Aragorn thought hard. "Don't you sing that song about the genie in a bottle?"
"No!" Britney was angered at the thought of her rival, Christina.
"Ohhh, you're the one on that Newlyweds show on MTV, right?"
"No!!" Britney liked Jessica Simpson even less. And Aragorn was really starting to get on her nerves. "Look, just open the door for me so I can go change into my $900 Gucci mini skirt."
"There's a Gucci store over there."Aragorn pointed. "I really like their handbags."
Britney was really starting to wonder about him. "Open the door for me!" She commanded.
"What if I don't wanna?"
Britney took out her flip phone. "I'm calling the manager!"
Aragorn spit at her.
"Ewww!!!" She shrieked and dialed the number furiously. Soon the manager came out red faced and angry, yelling at Aragorn.
"I'm sorry Miss Spears." The manager apologized, opening the door for her, shooting a dirty look at Aragorn. "It's so hard to find good help these days."
The door shut. Then opened again. "By the way," the manager said, "you're fired."
"But..but...."
"You can turn in your uniform tomorrow." The door closed.
"You can't fire me, I quit!" There was no reply. Then it hit Aragorn that he had no job. He burst into tears and ran all the way home.
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"Do you have any twos?"
"Go fish."
"Do you have any kings?"
"No, go fish."
"You have any nines?"
The hobbits were all sitting on Legolas's bed playing Go Fish. Legolas was still at work, and all the hobbits's shifts were over. Sam was just about to hand over his nine when he heard the door open and slam shut.
Merry screamed and ran to get his gun. "Ahhhh! It's the landlord! We're two months behind on rent!"
"No, it's just Aragorn." Sam said, peeking around the corner.
"Oh...."
"What are you doing home?" Frodo asked. "Shouldn't you still be at work?"
"I got fired."
"Here's something to cheer you up." Pippin said, pulling six tickets out of his pocket. "I got us tickets to the Britney Spears concert tonight!"
Aragorn screamed and took his ticket out of Pippin's hand. He shredded it to tiny pieces, set the pieces on fire, then flushed the ashes down the toilet.
"I take it you're not coming then..."
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At two in the morning when Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin and Legolas finally got home from the concert, they found the condo dark.
Aragorn sat in front of the TV in his boxers, sipping a beer and watching late night Infomercials.
"I think we should get one of those." He said drunkenly, pointing at the TV.
"Aragorn, no one really needs a self-propelled rocking chair." Legolas said, turning the TV off.
"I do." Aragorn got up, swaying from side to side.
"I think you better go to bed, Mr. Aragorn.." Sam said.
"Ok, but I don't seem to remember where my bedroom is..."
"I'll help you Mr. Aragorn." Sam said, pulling him down the hallway.
"Poor Aragorn." Frodo said, shaking his head. "First he gets fired, then he misses out on the concert."
"It serves him right for insulting Britney Spears." Pippin said defensively.
Merry raised his eyebrows at him.
Pippin turned slightly pink, mumbled something about having to feed his fish, and quickly ran away.
Fordo looked at the clock and gasped. "I better go to sleep, I have to work tomorrow!"
"Me too!" Merry exclaimed and followed Frodo.
Legolas was left alone to his own thoughts at the kitchen table. "Hmmm, a self-propelled rocking chair would be nice..."
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Hehe. The Playboy building really is next to the Drake Hotel, I have a poster of them in my room. (ps- Never mind about us both writing this chapter, this one was written by Star.)
First one to review gets a self-propelled rocking chair!