Disclaimer: I mailed the disclaimer with the complaint to the Parker Brothers.

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The next night everyone was sitting at the kitchen table. They were bored out of their minds.

"What do you want to do?" Frodo asked Sam.

"I don't know, what do you want to do?" Sam asked Pippin.

"I don't know, what do you want to do?" Pippin asked Merry.

"UGH! I'm getting so sick of you hobbits always being bored!" Legolas screamed.

"Let's play Monopoly!" Aragorn shouted.

The whole gang looked up at him and decided anything would be better than sitting around bored.

"Ok," Merry said.

"Lord of the Rings Monopoly???" they all asked.

"Sure why not, we can all be ourselves!" Aragorn exclaimed.

"Hmm Ok. Here's Legolas Leggie, here's Frodo Fro Fro, here's Aragorn, and- umm there isn't a Merry, Sam or Pippin. So either pick Gandalf or Galadriel."

"This game is made for six Aragorn...you only read five members. Someone is missing." Merry said.

"There's no Pippin? But-but I'm like the star of the whole thing!"

"I want Galadriel!" Merry shouted.

"Guess that leaves me with Gandalf," Pippin said.

"Well then who do I get?" Sam asked.

Aragorn quickly picked up a player and threw it at him. He wiped his hands on Frodo as soon as he could.

"Ewww I do NOT want to be Gimli! He doesn't even do anything besides ogle Legolas!"

"Such a gross mental image..." Legolas said as he covered his ears. The game soon got underway and everyone was doing poorly except Legolas, who as a successful man had almost every property.

"Ok...I rolled a 10. Will you move me ten Merry?" Legolas asked.

"One...two...three...four...five...six...seven...eight...nine...OH COME ON!"

"Free parking again? Hmm how nice!"

"Ok, my turn." Sam said.

"Four. Mmmmhm. YES! I landed on Mount Doom!! BOO YA!!!!"

"Just wait a minute boy; you don't have enough money for that." Legolas argued.

"So I'll just mortgage off my other properties and use that money to buy Mount Doom."

"That isn't allowed!" Pippin screamed.

"Yes it is, and I am doing it."

"Not fair, I quit." Merry threw down his money and ran into his bedroom.

"It is perfectly fair." Sam said.

"I'm going to look it up in the rules." Aragorn said.

So Aragorn got out the rules and started reading.

"This could take awhile..." Legolas said. He got up and opened the fridge. "Yum, taco dip."

Everyone gathered around him to share the snack. Merry came out of his room and joined in.

"I don't like the olives, you want them Merry?" Pippin asked.

"Sure put them on the side."

"I don't like the beans, they make me gassy. Do you want them Frodo?" Sam asked.

"Uh no thanks."

"There is absolutely NOTHING about it in here." Aragorn said.

"That means it's legal. LEGAL I TELL YOU!" Sam argued.

"No it means we're putting the game away right now." Merry said.

"Here's what we'll do. We can write a letter to the Parker Brothers asking if it is a legal move. If so then we'll play that way. If not then we won't." Legolas said.

"I'll write. I have the neatest handwriting." Aragorn said.

"You can barely write your own name down!" Frodo fought. "I'll write!"

"No we are going to email it." Sam pitched in on the argument.

"What are we going to do...?" Merry asked Legolas as they patiently waited for the hitting, punching, and kicking to end. "We need-"

"A diversion," Legolas answered.

"Yes Legolas, a diversion."

With that, Merry grabbed his life guard whistle.

"Everybody CALM DOWN!" Merry screamed at the top of his lungs. "Legolas, a little help here!"

"Elves do not yell..."

Suddenly Aragorn stopped and walked to the television. He turned it on and jumped on the couch. He flipped through the channels and landed on MTV. A blonde haired, big boobed woman was singing..

Oops I did it again...I played with your heart-

Aragorn yelled as loud as he could. Silence fell. In the distance you could hear a pin drop.

"What? It's Britney Queers." Aragorn told everyone. They were staring at him in awe. "Ok here's what we are going to do. We'll play bloody knuckles to decide how we play." Pippin suggested.

"No I can't get my knuckles bloody-the sharks will eat me when I'm saving someone at the beach!" Sam said.

"Hey, you wanna solve this or not?"

"You want the truth?"

"That would be nice, yes."

"I couldn't care less either way!!"

gasp "I am SO shocked!"

"Sam-Pippin, are you two done with your quarrel or do we have to sit here listening to you argue?" Frodo asked.

"Here's the dealio. You will all guess a song that you think will be on the radio. If the song is on, you make the ultimate decision," Merry said.

Everyone turned to him with a very confused expression on their faces.

"I pick Everytime sung by Britney Spears! That song is haunting me.." Sam said as he jumped up and down. He was sure he would win. Aragorn darted an evil glare at him.

"Ok, Leggs?" Merry asked.

"Uh Slow Motion by Juvenille."

"I want My Immortal by Evanescance," Frodo called.

"Confessions by Usher." Aragorn said as they turned to him.

"Umm...geez uhhhh hmm." Pippin thought hard about his pick. "Hoobastank, The Reason."

"That's the one I was gonna pick! Darn ok...let's see-Ocean Avenue YELLOWCARD ALL THE WAY! YEH!" Merry shouted.

crickets chirping

Merry walked over to the stereo and turned it on.

UH I like it like that she workin that back i dunno how ta act slow motion fo mae-

"Looks like I am the winner," Legolas said.

"Stupid gloater.." Sam whispered under his breath.

"The new rule is there will be no mortgaging to buy properties when you don't have enough money in the first place."

This chapter was actually based on a fight between Star and my sister (Magical1). We were going to email the Paker Brothers but got distracted. I'm sure we'll do it one day or another. If you think this is/isn't fair then when you review please state your opinion. Thanks!