Hey everyone! How's it all going? Well I'm (chili) writing the next chapter during the 2004 Olympics so that is where I got my inspiration from! Hope you all like it but if you don't too bad. You should all know that Paul and Morgan Hamm are in this. They are from the Men's U.S. Olympic Gymnastic Team and they are AWESOME!

All reviewers are totally tyte! GO REVIEWERS!!! rah rah rah ok...so im not a cheerleader nemore. If nething im like the opposite now-oh well READ.

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"Well since you're being tracked down by the Mafia for some odd reason we should go on a little vacation!" Sam said.

"That's a great idea Sam, where should we go?" Merry walked over to Frodo and Sam.

"Let's go to Wisconsin!!!" Legolas said as he joined the others.

"What in the hell would we do there? Pet a cow??" Aragorn said. He was still sulking in front of the TV.

"No we can do many things. Go fishing, tubing, watch the Packers whoop the Bears ass once again since there is a Bear Packer game, or even just chill on a farm."

"Legolas do you personally know anyone that lives in Wisconsin?" Frodo asked.

"Of course I do! You'll have to meet them. They are the most talented people I've ever met."

So the fellowship decided to go to Wisconsin. They all went into their rooms and began packing for the trip. Legolas had finished in a matter of minutes because he was so organized. He walked over to the hobbits room and watched them to see what they packed.

Frodo packed an afro comb, bubble gum, his beloved ring, hobbit sized pants, some fairly clean shirts, and lastly his favorite book by Bilbo Baggins.

Sam packed all that was necessary. Food, clothing, herbs, swimming gear, and even a fold away rain jacket-just in case.

Merry was found struggling to zip his bag. It seemed he had shoved all of his belongings in it.

Pippin however only had one thing in his hands. Hobbit weed. It's all he needed.

"Pippin don't you want some...oh I don't know-CLOTHES?" Legolas asked.

"No I got everything I need right here."

"But what I'm trying to say is what are you going to wear?"

"Clothes. Duh."

"Ok how are you going to wear clothes if you don't bring any?"

"I've got it covered, Leggs."

Legolas sighed and walked over to Aragorn who was still sitting in front of the TV which happened to be off.

"If you're going to watch it make sure it's on."

"I had to turn it off."

"Why?"

"....SHE came on."

"Why do you watch MTV if you don't want to see her?!"

"I wanted to see that new video by Ashlee Simpson! She is so awesome."

"Come on get packed. We're leaving early tomorrow morning."

"Whatever."

"YOU KNOW I HATE IT WHEN YOU SAY THAT! SSSTTTTOOOPPPP!"

"Whatever."

The hobbits got up early that morning and all four walked into the kitchen to find Aragorn dressed and walking around.

"What the-" Frodo started.

Sam covered Frodo's mouth. "You can't say that. Young people read this you know!"

"Oh um right."

"Coffee anyone?" Aragorn asked.

Pippin jumped and ran straight towards the coffee.

"Pip you don't even like coffee." Merry said.

"I can't believe my eyes!"

"But you have to throw up every time you drink it and we're going on a road trip so chances are-"

Pippin started gulping the coffee down as Legolas came into the room. His jaw dropped in awe. Frodo walked over to Legolas and closed his mouth.

"Thanks."

"Anytime."

"Well let's hit the road shall we?"

Everyone got in the car and drove off to Wisconsin. They were almost there and over all it had been a good ride. Until-

-BLEHH-

"I told you Pippin. Didn't I tell you? I really did." Merry boasted.

They pulled over to the side of the road and the hobbits got out. Aragorn stayed in the car to keep Legolas from going crazy.

"COWS!" Merry screamed.

Frodo, Sam, and Merry ran after the grazing cows. Pippin followed after he was done throwing up.

"Come on everyone we've got a little more to go and we'll be there." Legolas screamed. He had calmed down enough after Aragorn cleaned the backseat. Everyone ran to the car and after about 10 more minutes of driving they pulled up to a house.

"Ok you guys stay here I want to make sure they're ready." Legolas said as he walked to the front door. He rang the doorbell and a slender man opened the door.

"Paul!!! How's it been?"

"Oh it's been good. How are you I haven't seen you in ages!"

"It's all good. Where's Morgan?"

"He's inside fixing up lunch. Come on in!"

Legolas waved his hand to motion everyone to bring their bags inside.

"Morgan, Paul, this is Pippin, Merry, Frodo, Sam, and Aragorn. Everyone this is Paul and Morgan Hamm." Legolas introduced everyone.

"It is a pleasure to meet you all." Paul said. He showed everyone to their rooms and allowed them to settle in before Morgan had lunch ready.

Frodo dug through his bag and put his ring on. He was soon engulfed in a room full of chocolate. He began eating till he couldn't eat anymore. Suddenly there was a knocking at the door. Frodo took his ring off and hid it.

"Frodo you have guests!" Morgan yelled.

Frodo walked to the door to find the Mafia waiting for him in the living room.

"AHHH."

"Mr. Frodo you owe us something," the leader said calmly.

"Man am I glad this is the living room."

"Leave Mr. Frodo alone! He's done nothing wrong! LEAVE!" Sam said.

Since the others were out in the back having lunch there was no one but Frodo, Sam, Morgan, and the Mafia. Morgan walked out of the kitchen.

"Mushrooms anyone?" Morgan offered appetizers.

Pippin came running into the room, grabbed the plate, and ran back outside.

"That little man eats a lot." Morgan said.

"Mr. Frodo we want our ring." the leader said.

"Well I don't have it. I umm gave it to some stranger."

"If you are lying I will hunt you down."

"Hobbits NEVER lie!"

Sam shot Frodo a confused look. He knew very well hobbits lied, drank, and stole.

The Mafia left and Frodo and Sam went outside for lunch.

"Why aren't you eatting?" Aragorn asked Frodo.

"I'm just not hungry."

"He just had a-" Sam started.

Frodo looked at Sam and started shaking his head no.

"-very big breakfast..."

"Well, we best be on our way. We got a Packer game to go to!" Legolas stood.

Everyone got back in the car. Frodo ran quickly to get his ring.

"TOUCHDOWN PACKERS!" the announcer yelled.

"Ok the Bears haven't made ONE point yet. They suck!" Aragorn said.

"Well we knew that." Pippin said.

"PACKERS WIN IT!"

Everyone cheered as Favre did his little dance in the endzone.

"That was an exciting game." Merry said.

"Packers always win...why can't the Bears win for once?" Sam inquired.

"Cause the Bears suck and the Packers shall rule all! MWAHAHAHA!" Legolas answered.

"You're a Bears fan Sam?" Frodo asked.

"Well we are from Chicago.."

"That's it don't talk to me! Good day!" Frodo turned away from Sam.

"But-"

"I said GOOD DAY!"

So everyone walked out all the time ignoring Sam who was muttering in the back.

"Stupid little....Friggin.....Packers suck....grrr."

"WE HEARD THAT!" everyone yelled.

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