Kazza's Disclaimer - this is a fanfic for fun only. There is no intention to infringe upon anyone's copyright nor to make any profit.
Henry's Disclaimer - I didn't ryte this. It was a draggin! Honust!
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This ficlet is set in the 'Reflections' storyline.
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Somebody's In trouble
By Kazza
2nd February 149-
To Her Supreme Majesty Queen Marie of France
Your Majesty,
I regret to inform you that your esteemed son, His Royal Highness Prince Henry, has been required to read this letter in my presence. Your Majesty will understand why when the enclosed original letter from your son is read.
His Highness is excelling in daydreaming and uses the daily excuse of 'King's just pay someone to do it' to avoid attending to his studies.
We are endeavouring to educate His Highness, however his attitude does appear to be in need of adjustment. Your assistance in the matter would be appreciated,
Yours in faith,
Father Xavier
Dear Mother,
I am still alive. It is a mirrycle. Please reskue me before old stuffie britches feeds me to the dragin in the sellar,
Love
Henry.
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8th February 149-, Paris
To Father Xavier, ------ Boy's School
Dear Father Xavier,
Thank you for your kind letter.
I am sure that given time he will adapt to his new school. I have written to Henry and asked him to be a good boy,
Sincerely,
HM Queen Marie of France.
Dear Henry,
You promised you would be good. Please be nice to the priests and do your work like a good boy,
Your loving Mother.
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15th February 149-
Dear Mother,
Last night two boys was eated by the dragin. Pleese send the Royal Jard to help me smash it,
love
Henry
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23rd February 149-
To Father Xavier, ------ Boy's School
Sir,
Yesterday we received an appalling written message from our son. It is your duty to ensure that His Highness is informed of the difference between 'were and was'.
You have our permission to use whatever reasonable means to ensure he is well educated,
HM King Francis of France
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21 March 149-
To His Supreme Majesty King Francis of France
Your Majesty,
I am pleased to inform you that His Highness's education is progressing at an admirable pace. His Highness has developed a liking for his mathematical tables and has made great improvements in his grammar. ---------- Boy's School is proud to have such an enthusiastic pupil,
Yours in faith,
Father Xavier
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22 March 149-
Dear Father and Mother,
Can I come home now? Pleese? Old stufie britches is meen and nasty. He made me make my own bed.
One day he evun made me help pick up the prayer books after morning prayers.
And then he made me feed the prayer books to his dragin! Please send lots of Jards.
Love,
Henry
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2 April 149-
To His Royal Highness, Prince Henry
Henry
You are hereby ordered to stop telling lies about Father Xavier and dragons. You shall also not refer to your tutor as Old Stuffie Britches.
Failure to meet this instruction will meet with my severest disapproval. Am I understood?
You are ten years old now and should know better.
HM King Francis of France
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16 April 149-
To Their Supreeme Majesties
Your Majesties,
I regrut to enform you that Prince Henry was eaten by a dragin today. Please send Jards to get him out of the dragin.
Father Xaver
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To Father Xavier, ------ Boy's School
24 April 149-
Father Xavier,
The bearer of this letter, Captain Arnaud of the Royal Guard, has our personal instruction to deal appropriately with our son in the matter of the letter enclosed. His Highness' behaviour is inappropriate for a member of the Royal Family.
We ask that you give Captain Arnaud your full co-operation,
HM King Francis of France
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Dear Father and Mother,
Captain Arnaud came to school today.
I am very sorry about the letter. I did not mean to be bad.
Please send me a pillow to sit on,
Your son
Henry
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To Father Xavier, ------ Boy's School
10 May 149-
Father Xavier,
We understand from Captain Arnaud that you tried to intervene on behalf of our son.
While your sentiments are noble we remind you that he is our son and that your assistance in such matters is not required.
HM King Francis of France
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To Father Xavier, ------ Boy's School
10 May 149-
Father Xavier,
Thank you for being so kind to my son. I am sure that he will continue to attend your school.
HM Queen Marie of France
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30 May 149-
Dear Mother,
Must I come home? I want to stay at school. It is so nice here.
Love
Henry
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The End
Henry's Disclaimer - I didn't ryte this. It was a draggin! Honust!
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This ficlet is set in the 'Reflections' storyline.
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Somebody's In trouble
By Kazza
2nd February 149-
To Her Supreme Majesty Queen Marie of France
Your Majesty,
I regret to inform you that your esteemed son, His Royal Highness Prince Henry, has been required to read this letter in my presence. Your Majesty will understand why when the enclosed original letter from your son is read.
His Highness is excelling in daydreaming and uses the daily excuse of 'King's just pay someone to do it' to avoid attending to his studies.
We are endeavouring to educate His Highness, however his attitude does appear to be in need of adjustment. Your assistance in the matter would be appreciated,
Yours in faith,
Father Xavier
Dear Mother,
I am still alive. It is a mirrycle. Please reskue me before old stuffie britches feeds me to the dragin in the sellar,
Love
Henry.
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8th February 149-, Paris
To Father Xavier, ------ Boy's School
Dear Father Xavier,
Thank you for your kind letter.
I am sure that given time he will adapt to his new school. I have written to Henry and asked him to be a good boy,
Sincerely,
HM Queen Marie of France.
Dear Henry,
You promised you would be good. Please be nice to the priests and do your work like a good boy,
Your loving Mother.
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15th February 149-
Dear Mother,
Last night two boys was eated by the dragin. Pleese send the Royal Jard to help me smash it,
love
Henry
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23rd February 149-
To Father Xavier, ------ Boy's School
Sir,
Yesterday we received an appalling written message from our son. It is your duty to ensure that His Highness is informed of the difference between 'were and was'.
You have our permission to use whatever reasonable means to ensure he is well educated,
HM King Francis of France
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21 March 149-
To His Supreme Majesty King Francis of France
Your Majesty,
I am pleased to inform you that His Highness's education is progressing at an admirable pace. His Highness has developed a liking for his mathematical tables and has made great improvements in his grammar. ---------- Boy's School is proud to have such an enthusiastic pupil,
Yours in faith,
Father Xavier
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22 March 149-
Dear Father and Mother,
Can I come home now? Pleese? Old stufie britches is meen and nasty. He made me make my own bed.
One day he evun made me help pick up the prayer books after morning prayers.
And then he made me feed the prayer books to his dragin! Please send lots of Jards.
Love,
Henry
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2 April 149-
To His Royal Highness, Prince Henry
Henry
You are hereby ordered to stop telling lies about Father Xavier and dragons. You shall also not refer to your tutor as Old Stuffie Britches.
Failure to meet this instruction will meet with my severest disapproval. Am I understood?
You are ten years old now and should know better.
HM King Francis of France
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16 April 149-
To Their Supreeme Majesties
Your Majesties,
I regrut to enform you that Prince Henry was eaten by a dragin today. Please send Jards to get him out of the dragin.
Father Xaver
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To Father Xavier, ------ Boy's School
24 April 149-
Father Xavier,
The bearer of this letter, Captain Arnaud of the Royal Guard, has our personal instruction to deal appropriately with our son in the matter of the letter enclosed. His Highness' behaviour is inappropriate for a member of the Royal Family.
We ask that you give Captain Arnaud your full co-operation,
HM King Francis of France
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Dear Father and Mother,
Captain Arnaud came to school today.
I am very sorry about the letter. I did not mean to be bad.
Please send me a pillow to sit on,
Your son
Henry
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To Father Xavier, ------ Boy's School
10 May 149-
Father Xavier,
We understand from Captain Arnaud that you tried to intervene on behalf of our son.
While your sentiments are noble we remind you that he is our son and that your assistance in such matters is not required.
HM King Francis of France
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To Father Xavier, ------ Boy's School
10 May 149-
Father Xavier,
Thank you for being so kind to my son. I am sure that he will continue to attend your school.
HM Queen Marie of France
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30 May 149-
Dear Mother,
Must I come home? I want to stay at school. It is so nice here.
Love
Henry
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The End