Hey guys! It's been such a long looooong time. But that is because of football and homework and if I don't stay on top of things and fail, which I came close to doing, then I get punished. So since it's been awhile here's a recap.

Last time on The Fellowship in Chicago: Frodo heard someone in his room. Read on dear fellows.

(By the way, if you like Gollum and Eowyn I apologize ahead of time. Just...read and find out why.)

Disclaimer:-Grima takes the disclaimer and uses it as eyebrows-CH: I left a cliffhanger just for you.

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Frodo slowly walked toward the door to open it, well, because the hero of a story always goes into the haunted house or dark alley. He turned the knob and peered through the crack. Aragorn was sitting on the floor playing with some Barbies, but there was a dark figure behind him.

"Barbie...will you marry me?"

"No! Eww you have cooties!"

"Aragorn look out!" Frodo screamed.

The hooded figure had his arms raised and something held tightly.

"Huh?" Aragorn turned.

"Hello Grima." Aragorn smiled and waved.

"Oh...uh...is Eowyn here by chance?"

"Nope why do you ask?"

"We have a...card game planned."

Frodo rolled his eyes. He knew Grima and Eowyn liked eachother. He closed the door and walked into the kitchen.

"Sam...food...now..."

"Mr. Frodo, sir, you barely touched your breakfast."

"I wasn't hungry then. I'm hungry now."

"Just go off to your room and I'll fetch you when I'm done."

Frodo casually wandered to his door and remembered the disturbing images of Grima, Aragorn, and Eowyn playing Barbies and...cards. He re-though his plan and went into Legolas' room.

"Finally I can use my ring!"

He slipped the ring onto his finger and his feast appeared. A good 15 minutes had passed before he was full and realized there were chocolate stains all over Leggie's bedspread.

"Oh, fruit loop."

Frodo heard Sam knock on his door down the hall and say, "It's done, Mr. Frodo."

Frodo went to the kitchen. He was so full he could barely move.

"Here y'are, sir, warm just as ya like it."

"I'm full Sam, I'll eat lat-"

Just then the door shut. He knew Legolas was now home and on his way to his room.

"CHEERIOS!!!" a scream heard all over the world pierced the silence.

"Merry—Pippin—get in here NOW!"

Merry and Pippin who had been watching Baywatch the entire time, rose and walked somberly towards the screaming.

"Whoa-what happened here?" Merry looked at Pippin.

"I was with you the whole time moron!"

"Who did this?" Legolas asked.

No one answered.

.:crickets chirping:.

"Fellowship meeting! In my room!" he finally said.

Gandalf appeared out of nowhere and was about to sit when he saw the mess and stood back up.

"Leave." Legolas said. He was infuriated. So Gandalf walked out of the apartment.

Frodo, Sam, and Aragorn all walked to Legolas.

"Holy whack-" Sam started.

The room was very clean, but there was chocolate all over his bed and he didn't know it was chocolate or how it got there.

"Grima had to go to the bathroom but Aragorn locked the key in there so he used your bed instead." Frodo thought up a reasonable lie.

"How??! Grima's not here!"

Grima had crawled out the window after hearing Legolas come home. He believed anyone who looked THAT good should not be able to live.

"You four hobbits fess up." He turned to them.

"Hey what about Aragorn?!" Sam tried sharing the blame.

"Aragorn is King. He is potty-trained!" Legolas refuted.

Pippin stepped forwards, looked at his friends, started to cry, and ran.

"Pip!" Merry ran after him.

Frodo felt guilty now and took half a step when Sam said, "I did it."

Legolas looked at Sam with disgust.

"Clean it up-" Legolas scolded "-with your tongue."

Sam leaned over the bed and stuck out his tongue. He thought to himself..."it's just chocolate...chocolate. Not anything else. Choc-"

He abruptly stood up and smiled. "I'm magical!"

"You sure are Sam." Frodo nervously giggled.

Legolas sighed and walked to the living room and sat down.

.:What a day:. Legolas thought to himself.

At work, Legolas had been taking his lunch break when he heard a thud at his door. He opened the door to find someone face down on the ground.

"Are you ok sir?" he kindly asked.

"I wasn't smoking po- oh hey Legolas!" He said as he turned over and stood up.

"Hey...Gollum? May I ask why I am blessed with a visit from you?"

"Why you gotta be all up in ma biznazz, hoe?"

"You did NOT just call me a hoe, sir."

"'N what if I did? Whatcha gonna do about it, foo-?"

"Why are you talking like that?"

-slap- "I challenge you to a dual!" Gollum stood ready to fight.

"Gollum, I really don't think you want to fight me."

Gollum charged at him with a knife that he grabbed from under his baggy pants. Legolas took his bow and arrows out of his desk drawer and aimed.