Hey Hey everyone I'm sorry it's been so long! But I (Chili) am here to bring you another chapter! YAY! Everyone be happy! I actually am chili, you know. Ok so we got like 2 feet of snow 2 weeks ago and there was NO Snow Day! Do you believe that? The roads were so terrible and the busses were late and sliding and it was bad. But we stuck it out and went.

Disclaimer: The school stole my snow day AND my disclaimer…jerks!
Frodo ran to his room and hid under a really big pillow. He wished the ring could make him invisible stead of filling the room with chocolate…but who was he kidding. Rings did not make people invisible. After a few seconds there was a knock on the door.

"Frodo get out here!" Aragorn banged on the door.

"You have company!"

"I'm not expecting anyone," he answered back lying.

"You should be expecting us…" a new voice appeared.

"Ahhh don't let them get me-wait, Gollum?" Frodo asked.

"Yes, it's us. We need to hit the hizzle wit ya G. Can we talk a few words ma man?"

"I suppose, why are you talking like that, Gollum?"

"Don't ask, be happy you don't have to see what he's wearing," Aragorn said disgusted.

"Hey dawg, don't dizzle the style. It's what we like wearing so don't mess, iiyt?"

Frodo cautiously opened the door and poked his head outside. He was expecting the Mafia, so he ran to his window to see if they were still outside. No sign of them. Maybe it was all a dream. He was in his bathrobe and was in his bed under a pillow. He shrugged and walked into the living room.

"Ok, what's up?" he asked Gollum.

"We're in a fix man, we need some money, we don't know what to do wit ourselves. Help us..please help us shizzle."

"I don't have any money."

"Yes….you does." Gollum looked at his pocket and got an evil look on his face.

"Aragorn, please leave us to talk."

Aragorn turned and left the room.

"How do you know about this?" Frodo asked taking the ring out of his pocket.

Gollum charged at him trying to steal the ring.

"They will give us ching-a-ling if we get the rizzle for those nizzles!!"

"TALK ENGLISH!!"

"Give us the ring!"

"Never!"

Frodo suddenly sat up.

"What the- Oh my gosh! The Mafia!"

He ran to the window and peered outside. No one was there.

It's like waking up from a dream in a dream. He thought.

"Hobbits- we're going to buy a play station, want to come?" Legolas bellowed. "I need to stop for some Herbal Essence on the way though."

Pippin, Merry, Sam, and Frodo all ran to the door. In a flash they were at Best Buy picking out a game. Legolas said they had to all agree or they couldn't get one. Eventually they all agreed on a new game called DDR.

"I want to play first!" Aragorn and Sam jumped up and down.

"Ok, you two can go first. Merry and Pippin can go next and Frodo and I third." Legolas made the orders.

After a few hours they had unlocked several songs and were becoming excellent at them. But then End of Century was unlocked. It was Legolas and Frodo's turn to play next and then had no idea what they were getting into.

"Ok, let's try the new one." Frodo was so excited and the game was fun.

They put on the new song and a flood of laughing started. Legolas was a pro at all the songs, but this was a challenge.

"Hahahaha you guys are terrible!" Pippin and Merry were rolling on the floor laughing.

Big letters popped across the screen 'Failed'.

"After a few rounds of this I think I am really hungry. Anyone want anything?" Sam got up to make some food.

"I think we could all go for some pickles," Legolas said smiling.

"And ice-cream," Pippin said.

"Dude, are you pregnant?" Merry looked at Pippin with his head cocked sideways.

Aragorn was sitting in his corner coloring in his I'm a Princess Too coloring book and started giggling uncontrollably. After about ten minutes of laughing he began to get the hick-ups. It took all four hobbits to move him to the kitchen and fill him with a glass of water.

"Ok…so that was pretty weird. About those pickles," Sam opened the fridge.

"WHAT?! We have no pickles! What are we going to do? The world has ended! We're doomed!!! NOoOoOoOoOo," Sam dropped to the floor and started sobbing.

"What is it today with hobbit breakdowns?" Legolas stood shaking his head. "It's amazing I have been able to keep my insanity for so long. I'm shocked I really am."

Ok so maybe it was a short chapter but the balls in Star's field now..mwahahaha

REVIEW or I shall take away all snow days FOREVER!!!