When things get crazy

By Almasy11

Chapter two:

Squall Overworked.

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Squall pulled into the parking lot, stepping out of the garden car and heading for the exit. He knew he should go to the infirmary, but Cid was most likely getting madder by the minute. Walking out of the parking lot, Squall was surprised by a very anxious looking Irvine running toward him.

"Where ya' been, Squally boy?" Irvine said in his southern Galbadian accent.

"Well... Uh, I fell. Yeah, that's it, I fell. See the bandage on my head?" Squall mentally slapped himself for not coming up with a good excuse.

"Hey, maybe if I shot you it would feel better!" Irvine yelled while pulling out his pistol and waving it around in the air.

"... ... ... Or not." Squall replied.

"Well regardless, Cid's pretty ticked that you've been gone all day. I think I'd go try to come up with a good lie if I were you." Irvine said informatively. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go shoot Sefie." Irvine tipped his hat, twirled his pistol, and then turned and jogged away.

"Galbadian hick..." Squall rolled his eyes and started toward the elevator. Calmly walking up the stairs, he stepped in and pressed the third floor button. With a ding, the elevator arrived at the third floor.

Squall walked into his boss's office, being met with instant yells and angry curses.

"Squall!!" Cid screamed "Where the hell have you been!? I swear to God I'm going to kill you if you were just trying to dodge work, you lazy son of a (bleep)!" Cid had obviously lost his mind or something.

"I'm sorry headmaster, I fell and hit my head, and I passed out." Squall showed no signs of intimidation.

"That's a (bleep) lie!" Cid argued feverishly. "Just for that, you have to work overtime tonight, plus you have to do what's left of my paperwork too! That'll show you to slack off!"

"Cid please, I was-" Squall didn't have time to finish his sentence before Cid interjected again.

"Shut up and start working! And don't call me Cid! Call me 'His most serene highness' you idiot!!" Cid screamed, and then walked out.

Once Cid was gone, Squall growled and screamed back "Arrggh... BITE ME MOTHER (bleep)ER!!!!" Squall plopped down in the chair, grabbed a pen, and started working, grumbling as he went.

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"BITE ME MOTHER (bleep)ER!!!!" The students heard through the loud speaker. Apparently, Squall had bumped the button that turned on the intercom. Luckily, Cid was on the elevator at the time, so he didn't hear it.

In the library, Rinoa burst out laughing. Sure, it was bad that Cid was such a jerk, but Squall had a strange way of reacting.

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Zell was in the cafeteria, drinking coffee as usual.

"Gotta.. drink... Coffee!!" He yelled the last word as he shook uncontrollably, almost spilling his coffee.

Suddenly, Zell's coffee cup seemed to explode, causing Zell to jump out of his chair.

"AAAAGGHHH!!!" Zell stopped screaming when he saw that it was just Irvine, who had shot his cup.

"Heh, sorry bout that Zelly-boy. I just got a sudden urge to shoot things." Irvine smirked, as he sat down at the table with Zell.

A waitress came, pouring Zell another cup of coffee.

"Pour the coffee! Hurry! Do it! Get away! Get away from my coffeeeeee!!" Zell grabbed the cup and took a large gulp.

"Friend, did you get any sleep at all last night?

"N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no. I was too busy thinking a-about c-coffee!!" Zell twitched.

"Hey! Maybe if I shot ya'! That would help, right?"

"N-n-n-n-no. Don't shoot me until I drink a million cups of coffee!" Zell cowered in fright.

"Zelly, if you drink a million cups o' coffee, you won't need me to shoot ya' bro." Irvine pulled out his pistol and shot a window. This caused an overly nervous Zell to jump under the table and cover his head.

"AAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!" Zell screamed, and sat back up and kept dirnking like nothing had happened.

"H-h-h-h-hey, d-do you think it's hot in here? I mean, I don't um, I mean- yah yah, I don't- I don't wear Jeans. I uh hah and the- when the-" Zell was really wired. Irvine narrowed his eyes, and replied with a frown.

"ANd i uH- abi-abi-abi-abi-abi-abi-abi-abi-abi-abi-abi-abi-abi-abi-abi-abi-abi-ab-iaai-a-bia-bai-b- I SIT BY A BOAT!" Zell said excitedly.

"Ah yeah yeah I know! I- and the- he's the- And then- But I- hahahahahaha!" Zell continued his annoying gibberish.

"Dude... How long has it been since you ingested anything other than coffee?

"Ah-ah-ah-aha-ha-aha-ahaa-haaha-aha-haah-a- about a week." Zell's eyes widened, then narrowed, then widened, then narrowed again, as if he was high one second, and depressed the next.

"Zell, you really should eat something." Irvine put his hand on Zell's shoulder.

"coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee

coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee." Was zell's only response.

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It was around eight, and Squall had finnaly finished all the paper work Cid gave him. After a few silent curses, Squall stood up, and headed for the elevator. Just as he was walking into the elevator, he tripped, rolled inside, and smashed his head against the B1 button, which aggravated his earlier injury, causing him to temporarily go blind.

"Aw (bleep)it!!" The elevator came to a stop, at what Squall thought was level one. So he slowly stepped out, holding his hands in front of him to feel his way to the infirmary. Since he thought he was on level 1, he didn't realise there was a flight of stairs right in front of him. Tripping, he fell forward, then rolled down the flight of stairs, landing on his side. This ironically resembled that time in the G-district prison when Rinoa kicked Irvine down the stairs.

"Oh God!! I think I broke a rib!" He shouted. "My eyes burn! ... I can't breathe!" He slowly got up, realising he obviously wasn't on level one. Slowly making his way back into the elevator, his vision slowly came back.

"Uughh... Glad that's over." He grabbed his side painfully and pushed the level 1 button, arriving at his destination. He eventually made his way to the infirmary.

Walking through the small door, he realised Dr.Kadowaki wasn't alone, Selphie was there too.

"Squally!" She squealed. "The Squallinator! The Squallmeister! Squally-dually-ding-dong!" She started making up stupid nicknames. "Squally mo mually bananafana fo fually! The big S! The Lion-guy!" Squall and Kadowaki were both annoyed at this point, but Selphie obviously didn't catch the hint.

"Squally-poo!" She continued "Commander Squally!"

"Selphie, that's enough." Squall walked over to the examination table and motioned for Kadowaki to come over. She asked him what happened, he told her, and she started examining and treating his wounds. Selphie was silent, and al seemed well.

After a few minutes, Selphie suddenly broke the silence again.

"HOT PANTS!" She squealed.

"SHUT UP!" Squall and Kadowaki said simultaneously. Selphie sat down and did as she was told.

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Quistis was slumped in the corner of her jail cell, trying to figure a way out of her predicament. It was no one's fault but her own, she knew that good and well now. She turned head when she heard a sound, that's when she saw it, the gaurd was asleep. She slowly and quietly stood up, spotting the saw hanging on the wall next to the gaurd.

Quistis slowly opened the cell door, grabbing the saw quickly and stepping back inside, closing the door behind her. She lifted the saw to the one of the bars on the cell door and went to work

Within ten minutes, she had cut her through the rusted door, stepping through, walking past the guard and out of the jail. Never once did she realise the ignorance of what she had just done.

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A/N: Well, that's the end of the second chapter. How was it? Don't forget to reveiw people.

Oh and don't forget to prevent a litter, have your pets spayed or neutered!