When Things Get Crazy

by Almasy11

What happens when Squall gets clumsy, Cid gets mean, Selphie makes up nicknames for people, Irvine shoots things, Quistis throws tantrums, and Zell makes a pledge to drink a million cups of coffee? That's what I asked myself, and this is the result.

3. Chapter 3

When things get crazy

By Almasy11

Chapter three:

NOOOOOOOOO!!

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It was the next morning, Quistis was back in Garden, Irvine was up and shooting things, Squall had already knocked down over half the equipment in the infirmary, Selphie had been yelled at exstensively, Rinoa was crying, and Zell still hadn't slept.

Squall walked into his office, plopping down in his chair and swiveling around to face the window. That's when Cid barged in, accompanied by Xu.

"Leonhart!!!" Cid yelled

"WHAT!!!!!??" Squall screamed back.

"Why aren't you working yet!!!??" The old man continued the pointless argument.

"I AM WORKING!!!!" The commander replied.

"WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING HARDER!!!??" Was Cid's reply.

"YOU SUCK!!!" Squall yelled while grabbing Cid by the collar and back with his right fist, accidentally elbowing Xu in the face, sending her stumbling backwards through the third level window and into the spinny thing.

Cid and Squall immediately dropped what they were doing, and stood with their mouthes agape at what just happened.

"OH (bleep)!" They both yelled at the same time.

"Okay, Squall, I'm going to turn around, walk away, and we're going to pretend this never happened."

"Good idea." Squall replied as Cid walked out.

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Rinoa was in the cafeteria, getting breakfast. She hadn't eaten yet, so she was moderately hungry.

"Yes! I want that, and that, and that, ooh! And one of those!" She yelled at the cafeteria lady.

"Okay, that will be 25.95." The woman replied.

"What!?" Rinoa yelled. "Are you serious!? 25.95!? That's outrageous!"

"No..." The woman corrected. "Actually it's very reasonable. CONSIDERING YOU ORDERED HALF THE CAFETERIA!!!!!!"

Rinoa stepped back in shock, no one had ever talked to her that way. Her father gave her everything she wanted, and so did Squall. She never got told NO, and she for sure never got yelled at. Her bottom lip began to tremble, and her eyes got watery.

"You... Yelled... At... Me?" She managed to get out in between sharp inhales. "WAAAAAHHH!!!" Rinoa balled. "No one's ever yelled at me!!" She fell onto the floor and started hitting herself in the face. "I hate myself!" She continued wailing.

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Zell walked silently through the training center, his eyes so wide that they looked like saucers. He had his arms wrapped tightly around him like he was cold. He wouln't be cold if he was drinking coffee, but he was out of money.

"Coffee... Coffee... Coffee..." He slowly mumbled. The caffeine rush was actually wearing off. Suddenly, someone grabbed him from behind, putting a rag with chemicals over his mouth and causing him to pass out.

Zell woke up somewhere dark, oh no wait, he was blindfolded, and gagged, and his wrists were tied together. Someone suddenly pulled him to a standing position, and pulled off the blindfold and gag.

He recognised the place as the B1 level of Garden. It was Quistis, and behind her was Irvine.

"What the frickin' hell am I doin' here!?" He yelled between twitches.

"Zell, just in case your eyes are too bloodshot to recognize me, this is Quistis, and the idiot trigger happy texan standing next to me is Irvine. Re-mem-ber us?" Quistis treated Zell like a retard.

"Quistis, I may be slightly dumb, and I may be high on caffeine, and I may be a pothead, but I am NOT RETARDED!!!" He nearly screamed.

"Good," Quistis started. "We need to talk to you. I'm worried about you Zell, you need to stop drinking coffee."

"NEVER!!" Zell yelled loudly.

"Well," She said, turning to Irvine. "He's not cooperating, looks like we'll have to neuter him." Quistis pulled out a small handle looking thing, and walked up to Zell, who's eyes were even wider than before. She pressed a small button on the handle, and a long slender blade came out.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Zell screamed so loud that the town of Balamb could probly hear him, as he struggled to get free. Suddenly, he snapped the cloth his wrists were bound with, apparently through caffeine-enhanced strength, and made a break for the door.

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A/N: I know this chapter was kinda short, but oh well... I won't be updating again until I get ten reveiws.