When things get crazy
By Almasy11
Chapter Four:
NOOOOO!! Part two
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Zell frantically sprinted into the elevator, jamming every single button he could see. The doors slammed shut just as Irvine and Quistis were about to catch up to him. The elevator stopped on the first level, and Zell jumped out, making a mad dash toward the cafeteria.
"Gotta… Get some… Coffee!" He yelled between deep inhales.
He finally arrived in the cafeteria, spotting a pot of coffee behind the counter. he dashed even faster with Irvine and Quistis close behind.
As he neared the counter, Zell jumped seemingly farther than humanly possible, going straight over the counter, grabbing the piping hot pot of coffee in midair, and chugging over half of the near boiling black liquid before he hit the ground.
Irvine and Quistis came to a screeching halt, as they watched with amusement the child stuck in a twenty year-old body they knew as Zell.
The short blonde landed on his back, sliding a few yards before finally coming to a stop.
"WOW!! THAT"S SOME DANG GOOD COFFEE!" Zell yelled, ignoring the grevious burns he was receiving from the pot, and the coffee all over him.
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Squall was in the infirmary, unconscious on the bed. He had fallen on a scalpel during Kadowaki's exam of his head injury, and he now had another scar perpendicular to the first, making an X on his face.
Squall turned over in his sleep, rolling off of the bed and on to the marble floor.
"AW CRAP!" He yelled, knocked out his sleep.
He decided he probably wouldn't be able to sleep, so he headed into the main room to talk with the Doctor. On the way, he tripped, stumbling and falling on Kadowaki.
"Squall!" The older woman exclaimed. "I didn't know you liked me that way!"
Squall frantically tried to get up, but Kadowaki quickly grabbed him by the cheeks and kissed him, tongue and all.
At that exact moment Rinoa walked in. The raven haired woman gasped, and then smiled.
"This is cool! Now we can have a threesome!" Rinoa squealed.
Squall finally managed to break away, letting out a loud horrified yell as Rinoa jumped on top of them and the two women started stripping Squall.
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Zell stood up, dusting himself off and setting the empty pot back on the counter. High from the caffeine, he started waving his arms in the air, spinning around, and shouting gibberish.
"Ababilababilabadliafala!" Suddenly, as his back was turned to Irvine and Quistis, Zell heard a loud bang, and then it felt like something bit him on the butt. He collapsed to the ground, clutching his butt cheek and yelling something about attacking ninja monkeys and exploding robotic break dancing penguins.
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After a few minutes, Squall was fighting to get away from the two insane women sexually harassing him. Rinoa obviously wasn't the problem, it was Kadowaki, who was now stripped down to her bra and panties.
"Come here Squally! I want to loooove you!" Kadowaki yelled as she pursued Squall, who was now in nothing but his black jeans. Squall jumped up on the bed, which was now pushed against the wall, attempting to kick away Kadowaki.
Rinoa jumped up and grabbed Squall, wrapping both her arms, and legs around him. Squall was sent toppling to the floor, as Kadowaki jumped on him as well.
Just then, Quistis barged in, carrying a wounded Zell. The tall woman stopped dead in her tracks, as she realized what was going on.
Kadowaki and Rinoa stopped as well, the two relentless women looked up at Quistis, who had just dropped Zell rather abruptly.
TO BE CONTINUED…
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A/N: This chapter was short, I know. And It was pushing the PG-13 rating a little bit, but hey, it's all good. C'mon people, and REVIEW!