Okay, this is chapter 2, hope you'll like it, and by the way, I'm writing…Okay, to put it for you, meekozy is writing there, did that make stuff more clear? Yes? No? Okay good.

Next chapter will be written by shikaruTo, I think you'll probably get the pattern now.

Bling Bling :

"OI! WAKE UP! WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!" The figure screamed at Naruto. Naruto opened his eyes, first he saw a man with bobbed hair and totally freaky eyebrows, then he saw a mini version of the man.

"Who are you guys?" Naruto cried out weakly.

The man gave a toothy smile, "I am Konoha's noble blue beast slash your fairy godfather, Maito Gai!" The man said gleefully then did a nice guy pose. Naruto raised his eyebrows. "Who's the smaller version of you then?" The younger boy stood infront of Naruto "I am Konoha's Beautiful green beast slash fairy godfather in training, Rock Lee!" The boy said with the same gesture and tone as his teacher.

Naruto stared at the two for a while then sighed, "Even if you ARE my fairy godfather and the fairy godfather's student, can you really do anything about my life?"

Gai and Lee gave a toothy smile and both jumped up. "You are now going to attend at the Ramen festival, here's the invitation and you need a suit." Naruto was startled, "I don't have any good clothes." He said in a weak voice. "I'll give you a good suit!" Said Lee, he picked up a scroll, along with a set of hand seals, then suddenly there was a poof, and Naruto was clothed with baggy pants, bling blings, a side way hat and a jersey.

"Lee! How is he supposed to go to the festival dressed like that?" Gai screamed.

"Well, it's some kind of failure," Lee said, blushing a bit.

Naruto looked at himself. "Damn, I look like some sort of gangster or something." Gai sighed, "I can't reverse your clothes, so you'll have to go to the festival looking like that."

And with that Gai and Lee disappeared leaving a scroll that contains some sort of scroll. "Wtf…" Naruto said under his breath "Today is such a weird day..."

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Night finally fell and his evil step family is preparing to set off to the ramen eating festival.

"Naruto, don't forget to wash the clothes, make the beds, sweep every single floor in the house and wax the leather sofa, brush the wool of the wool sofa too. When I come back, I do not want to see a single spot on the floor you got that?" Jiraiya said as he leaned forward until his face was only a centimeter away from Naruto.

"If I see a single spot, you will not get any food for a week!" Naruto gulped. He was starting to have doubts if the scroll's spells will actually work.

Naruto's evil step family finally left the mansion leaving Naruto alone. Naruto put on the clothes that his fairy godfathers gave him and opened the scroll that Gai left.

"Let's see, clean up house…..Dog, Horse, Bird, Ox...YOSH!" Naruto did the set of hand seals and the mansion immediately became sparkling clean. "Wow!" Naruto's mouth gaped open. Then Naruto looked further down the scroll. "Summon car; Snake, Tiger, Bird, Ram, Boar." Naruto did that set of hand seals too and suddenly he heard a loud thud outside the mansion.

"That must be the car" He said to himself and ran outside. "AAAHH! WTF!" Naruto screamed. What appeared in front of him was a Low rider. Naruto took out the scroll and read it again:

Summon Car: The car changes according to what you are wearing. If you don't like it then go screw yourself.

Naruto sighed and put the scroll in his pocket.

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Naruto sighed again and again. If he rode his car then he was going to get caught for sure, so he decided to walk. While he walked he stuffed his hands in his pockets. The pedestrians looked at him as some sort of pimp or a punk. "What are you looking at?" Naruto scoffed at a beggar kid that was staring at him in awe.

"Watch it, dumbass!" A boy about Naruto's age snapped as he crashed into the boy. "Gomennasai!" Naruto bowed down. The boy had no pupils that were visible to Naruto what so ever and had his hair long down to his waist. Boy, did he look like a girl.

"Just watch where you're going next time." The boy called out coolly, as he kept on walking. Then Naruto saw something flash on the ground. "What the hell is that!" He said as he picked up the flashing object. It was a key card and it read:

Hyuuga Neji,
Hyuuga compounds, Branch house tower room 210
Branch house Family member

"What the hell?" Naruto read the card again. And again. Every time he read it, the word "Branch House" Seemed to stand out more than before.

Naruto didn't notice that something was missing from his pocket.

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At the Uchiha Palace there was an estimation of 6000 lustful fangirls banned from the palace with around 50 commando polices trying to make the fangirls go away. It was no use since the police were being over numbered. Naruto gasped, realizing that there is no way that he can get through. Sigh. I guess I have to go through the back door then, Naruto thought and started walking toward the other side of the palace.

"Where's your invitation?" A bulky looking man said as Naruto approached him. Naruto fumbled through his right pocket and handed the man an Invitation.

"Move along Uzumaki" The man said, Naruto did as he was told. The next person walked up, it was the boy Naruto saw before, Hyuuga Neji, this time he was wearing a suit and a top hat.

"Please show me your invitation card sir." The man said, Naruto was startled, What the Fuck! That asshole treated me this way and that pupil less dude that way just by judging our clothes? Daymn!

"Okay, Mr. Hyuuga, right this way sir." The man said and Neji walked through the door past Naruto.

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Goddaymn. Naruto thought. There was A LOT of ramen. Any kind, there were sweet kinds, bitter kinds, sour kinds, salty kinds, you name it! There were so much that Naruto's head hurt just by looking at the bowls of Ramen appearing in front of him. Then he heard a voice.

"Prince Itachi, your brother is a charmer, a CHARMER! And to think, he's only 12!" The owner of the voice appeared to be Jiraiya who was standing with Itachi. Sasuke was being chased around by other girls aged from 12 to15 years old. While the the older girls were stalking Itachi.

"SASUKE KUUNN!" Ino screeched and glomped Sasuke. "Get off me you ugly blond-witch!" Sasuke cried out. Ino gave a smile that would even freak Orochimaru out.

"AAAHHH!" Sakura suddenly screamed and pointed accusingly at Naruto.

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TBC

Author's Note:

meekozy: Don't you just love cliffhangers? No? Yes? Whatever. ShikaruTo is on her goddamn camping trip and won't come back until next week. Until then, good day.