One of those Days

I still don't own anything.

Chapter 2: About a million ways to hurt a villain

When we last left our heroes, they were having their share of personal problems. And now Slade has came over in a sane mode. And I was still lonely.

Slade punched in the Titans entry code as he stepped into the lobby.

"Hello!" he called out. "I used the code I stole from you to enter. I'm sorry, but I didn't get anyone down here. Hope I'm not intruding. I just want to talk to you."

But, all he got back was his own echo.

"Oh well. I'll just head up to their living room and leave the fudge there with a note. I'm sure they wouldn't mind." He then began a climb up the stairs towards the living room.

Back in that room, Cyborg was still in his neediness for Jinx mode and Robin was watching a cooking show with the chief in the red hat.

"I hate this guy. I used his recipe for Cajun and it gave everyone an alarming rate of stomach pains." Robin then got a light turned on in his head and said," Television has just given mea very important thought. Cyborg, did you fix the alarms."

Cyborg just let out a heavy sigh and said," No."

"You have to fix those. You're the only one who knows. Besides, what if we become under attack?"

"Robin, cool it. You think troubles just going to walk through the door."

And at that moment, Slade walks into the room weigh his arms spread out.

"Hello, Titans! Who wants a hug?"

The two Titans in there just stared at him in shock.

"What?" Slade asked. He was then knocked right into the wall by a sudden flying kick from Robin.

"What was that for?" Slade asked as he picked himself up from the blow.

"You see Cy! If you don't do things like security check, then we get attacked by guys like Slade!"

This is a misunderstanding!" Slade yelled.

"You bet it is. On you part," Robin said as he wiped out his staff.

"Please don't," Slade begged. But, it was ignored as Robin got him right on the top of his head. Slade then ran away from him, only to get on the head continually by Robin. Robin chased him around the room for about an hour until Robin stopped and put away his staff.

"This is boring," Robin said as he out his staff away. "You were better when you fought."

Slade rubbed his head and said," I can't fight. I had my fighting skills and will to do so taken out of my head during my therapy."

"Therapy?" Robin asked as he raised an eyebrow.

"Yes! I took a five-week therapy trip. I came for forgiveness and to give you homemade fudge," Slade said as he held the box of fudge in front of him.

"It's a trap!" Cyborg then yelled. He jumped up from his chair and fired off a blast from his Sonic Cannon. The blue beam first went through the box, ripping through it and sending the chocolate treats spilling out in every direction. The blast then hit Slade right in the chest, sending him through the door and crashing into the wall.

"Where did you come from!" Robin asked.

"I suddenly thought of something during the time you were chasing ," Cyborg began," Slade made me think of HIVE, making me think of Jinx. He hired Jinx to attack us the first time around. So, while Jinx may still have feelings for me, he is the cause for starting her hatred towards me."

"I have one clue what you just said," Robin said as he watched Slade get up from where he was laying. "But, if it's going to help you kick Slade's ass, keep riding on it."

As Slade got up, he saw the two Titans then walk over to where he was standing. He jumped to his feet and hurried off down the hall. Of course, this wasn't without problems, as Cyborg fired off missiles from his shoulder launchers at him. He leaped over the projectiles as he turned a corner. Just then, he froze in place. Standing right in front of him was Raven, also frozen in shock at the villain just right in front of her.

(if I don't make any sudden movements,) he thought,(she wouldn't attack. Or is that snakes?)

But right then, Raven was the first to react. She wrapped him up in a black energy rope and pulled him right up to his face. It was then he could see her eyes where consumed entirely in black.

"Good to see you," Slade said in a worried voice.

"Don't try to flatter me," Raven said as she hurled him into the wall.

"Are you angry at me?" Slade asked.

"You bet I am. And I'm going to tell you why," Raven said as she now began continually hurling him against the ceiling, floor, and walls. "You intoxicated me with that virus! You made me loss to Terra, of all people! You rip off my clothes that one time! And…well, I just hate you."

"Are you done?" Slade asked as he now saw stars in his eyes.

"One more thing!" Raven yelled as she threw him down the hall and into the far wall.

"How many walls have I been thrown into? I can't remember, along with most of my college years. I think there was chicken," Slade said to himself as he once again picked himself up. Then, he was knocked back down to the ground due to a punch delivered from a gorilla. Slade looked up from where he lay to see Beast Boy standing over him.

"What now?" Slade asked.

"This time your going to pay for getting Terra harmed!" BB yelled.

"I thought you "liked, liked" Raven?" Slade asked.

"I only like Raven as a friend," BB spited out as he blushed.

"You sure?" Slade asked.

"You dare question me!' Bb shouted out as he transformed back into a gorilla, picked up Slade by the collar, and through a wall and back into the living room.

"Is it over?" he asked. It wasn't, however, as now he was once again grabbed by the collar. He then was brought into eye contact with the anger-studded face of Starfire.

"I spoke to soon," he said.

"You nearly killed Robin! Now, you must die!" Star yelled.

"If you care about me that much, why wouldn't you do me!" Robin asked from the Titans doorway.

"Not now, Robin!" Star yelled out.

"Yeah, Robin. You should really think about the lady. It's not all-" Slade was then interrupted as Star yelled," This isn't your part."

She then wiped him out the window ,which shattered into many pieces as his body went through it. He screamed as he fell at an intense velocity, and then he was silenced out as his body plunged into the ocean.

A few hours later, his body washed up on Jump City beach. Lying face up, the single eye shown from his mask suddenly popped open and he walked silently up the sand and too the boardwalk.

(Jackasses,) he thought to himself,( you try to be nice and they try to kill you. Titans haven't changed. Why should I? I can be evil again. Thanks to those Titans, all my bad thoughts are coming back. I can now plot diabolical schemes yet again that are way to overly creative. Yeah. But first… I need a plan."

He then stood in front of the bus stop and just watched the people walked by. After a few minutes…

"Foolish humans!" Slade yelled out causing everyone to look at him, "I am Slade! I am evil again! Not even my therapy could stop my return! I will doom you all! I rule! For I have a plan! A plan that will wipe you all out! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Nut case," someone said as everyone returned to their daily lives and let Slade continue with his laughing.

Slade is back. He is still evil. I am still lonely. I need a real job instead of this announcer gig. They hold me up in a closet. Chapter 3 is coming soon.