One of those Days Chapter 3: Board Meetingof Evil!, a teen titans fanfic

One of those Days

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Chapter 3: Board Meeting…of Evil!

Slade has commenced his "ultimate plan" for domination. Five bucks its going to blow up in his face.

Slade's former hideout was once a great piece of villainy. The blast proof walls paint job, and massive machinery pieces that didn't seem to do anything. Yep, it was a great place…Until the Titans came and brought it crashing down. The machinery lay in rusted pieces on the ground, pieces of glass littered the ground, and dust was building on everything. The only inhabitants were now the rats. That didn't stop Slade from coming.

'I wish I could have given this place a little paint," Slade thought as he sat in his dust encrusted chair. "And maybe some drapes. Yeah, some sequenced drapes." He then shock his head at this thought and said," You aren't in therapy anymore. You are evil. You…are…evil."

He then began drumming his finger on the chair's armrest. Dust flew up as his fingers made contact with the solid surface. "Where are they? They were suppose to be here five hours ago."

Just then, he heard footsteps slowly coming towards the door of his hideout. "Finally," he said as he got up from his chair.

In walked a blond haired girl who looked about sixteen. She wore a white tee; a short cut pink skirt, white sneakers, and a handbag.

"Welcome!" Slade then yelled out. "To my hideout! Here, I conduct my plans of-"

He was then cut off as the girl then said," This place is crap. I can't believe I came here." Her face was twisted in disgust.

"Well, Kitten. Its not that me, a terrible villain, can just rent out a hotel. I must do this in secret," he said as his only visible eye darted from left to right.

"Your place is under the Pizza Hut on Eighth Street. The guys just said the nutjob's fortress is in the back and down the stairs," Kitten stated.

"Yeah, I had problems with trying to get a permit for building it. But no, the city thought it would be a negative influence on the citizens. And blah, blah, blah," Slade said.

Just then, in walked two other people. One was a muscular Asian man who was bald. He wore a red and black Japanese fighting robe. The other was a skinny teenage boy with a worried look on his face. He wore an ACDC tee and blue jeans.

"I, Kataro, have come to destroy my enemies!" Kataro yelled out as he went into a fighting pose.

"Not know, Kataro," Slade said.

"I am a master of Kung Fu! You threaten me?" Kataro asked.

"We know you just read magazines and have had no formal training," Slade stated.

"That is a lie! You have heard nothing but lies!" Kataro yelled, shaking his fist in the air. Just then, two martial arts magazines fell out from under his suit. He quickly put them back and gave off a stupid smile. "I just read those for the articles."

"RRRRRight," Slade said.

Kitten then turned her attention to the skinny kid. "And how the hell are you?" she asked.

"I'm Adonis," he stated.

"You? No way. Adonis was stronger and more powerful then you. You look like lifting a newspaper is your definition of manual labor," Kitten sarcastically remarked.

"Hey, I may not look like much, but I am still strong," Adonis stated.

"Then why do you look like a pussy?" Kitten asked.

"It was a combat suit you saw me in that made me look strong, yet I am still the best," Adonis declared.

Just then, the wall behind them then came flying out at them, literally. From the hole then walked a giant robot in red and gold plated armor.

"No!" it boomed. "I am the best! I am the greatest! For I am ATLAS!"

"Yes, Atlas, you're the greatest. Whatever," Slade said.

"I am the best! I am undefeated!" Atlas yelled once again.

"Someone shut him up," Kataro said.

"I am mighty! I am-" Atlas was then cut off as his eyes went black and his body slouched over. Out then walked Adonis with a pair of AA batteries in his hand.

"I never knew he ran on this," Adonis said.

"At least you're good for something," Kitten remarked. Adonis shot a mean look at her as he jammed the batteries into his pocket.

"All right, everyone cool it. It's time we start this meeting," Slade said.

"Where's the donuts?" Kataro asked.

"What?" Slade asked.

"Fool! The fighter Kataro can not start a meeting without a proper ingestion of round bakery goods!" he yelled.

"I used up all my funds renting this place back as it is," Slade said.

"Then I will not help you!" Kataro yelled.

"Fine. Then don't help me take over the world and have a part in my NEW WORLD ORDER!" Slade yelled.

"And how do you suppose to do that?" Kitten asked. "This place is a mess and you probably don't have a plan."

"I do have a plan for my NEW WORLD ORDER!" Slade yelled. He then lifted up a large poster board with something on it in crayon.

"Did you pay a five year old to do that?" Adonis asked.'

"No. It was I. I just did this in two minutes. It is for my NEW-" Slade was cut off again as Adonis then yelled, "Say it like that again and I turn Annoyance Bot over here back on."

"Okay. Okay," Slade said," Moving on, I plan on, as seen in this picture, I will use a large magnet to pull a meteor called Midas 22 to Earth. It will hit the polar ice caps, causing a global flood! Unless the world pays me…One hundred million dollars!"

Everyone just rolled there eyes as Kataro said," Slade, they did that Goldmember."

"Right. But this is better," he then wiped out another poster," this time, we find the Ark of the Covenant and unless its powers of godly proportions on the populace!"

"They did that in Raiders of the Lost Ark," Kataro said.

"This one you will love," Slade said as he wiped out a final poster board," this time, we get the United States to declare war on Canada in order to summon Satan and destroy the world!"

"Now you are just ripping off all the good movies," Adonis said.

"Yes, for you have seen my presentation," Slade said as he cracked his knuckles.

"There's more? Oh no," Kitten said.

"Oh yes. Behold!" Slade stated as a part of the wall then moved up to reveal a hidden room. Inside were a huge Plasma TV, DVD player, and about a hundred DVDs.

"What?" Kataro asked.

"Don't you get it? Movies have better ideas then myself or anyone of us. We will copy their moves, utilize them, and finally destroy the Titans. Then, and only then, can my super plan be put into play!

"Isn't this copyrighting?" Adonis asked.

"What they wouldn't know wouldn't hurt them," Slade said as his eye darted back and forth across the room. "So, are you in?"

"If this will help us beat the Titans, then yes," Kataro said.

"As long as I get my hands on that bitch Starfire and get Robin, so am I," Kitten said.

"I will destroy Beast Boy with your help. And I speak for Atlas when I too say yes,"

"Just one question," Kataro said.

"Yeah?" Slade asked.

"Shouldn't there be more here?"

"Yes, well, I originally was going to have a team of Red X, Brother Blood, Blackfire, Trigon, and Terra, but them, along with the rest of the villain community, hate me. So, I chose you guys. Being seen in only one episode, you are clearly pathetic. The Titans will never suspect you."

"That's good moral," Kataro said.

"Wait. If Kataro has Robin, I have Starfire, Adonis has Beast Boy, and Atlas has Cyborg, then what about Raven? Are you going to fight here?" Kitten asked.

"I'm the leader! I am not putting myself in danger! Her opponent will be acquired later," Slade said.

"One more thing," Adonis then said," shouldn't we go somewhere else to do this? This place looks unstable."

"No way. This place is like a rock," Slade stated as he walked over to the wall and knocked on it three times. That was a bad idea, for the entire fortress came down on them. The Pizza Hut, its food inside, the kitchen appliances, the workers, and the costumers then followed that.

"Okay!" Slade's muffled voice then cried out from the rubble. "Maybe we should get a new hideout."

Slade is preparing to launch his operation. Will the Titans be able to hold it out? Will I be able to keep this job into the next chapter? Find out in Chapter 4!

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