One of those Days
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Chapter 6: The rip-offs have you
Robin…served. Cyborg…heart broken. Two heroes down and only three to go. Maybe then I can get a decent job.
Beast Boy peeked his head out of his door. He looked left and right down the halls for trouble. He listened with an attentive ear for any yelling. He had been in his room for an hour since Starfire had her fight with Robin. Judging by the sound he heard, it was determined that Robin had lost. And now, he was in a state of hiding out in his room. This was since whenever Starfire was having a bad day, you should really stay away.
Of course, he could safely say that ground zero was clear.
"Finally!" he yelled as he jumped out of his room. In his hand was a copy of Final Fantasy VII. He then ran towards his destination: the living room. He was ready to put the disk in the PS2 and get ready for what took him three years to do. After collecting all the secrets and the Omega weapons without using a guide, he was finally going to confront Sephiroth. His heart was pounding with excitement as he entered the living room. He raced over to the console and put his finger to thew power.
"What are you doing?" Raven's voice then asked from nowhere. BB froze and turned his head to his side. In front of him was Raven standing over him. In her hand was a copy of Final Fantasy X.
"I am going to play my game," BB said.
"No, I am. I was here first."
"I didn't know you played that."
"I have had it for four years. I finally have everything and I am going to defeat Sin."
"Well, I am going to fight Sephiroth, who is the superior FF villain."
"Who cares? I am going to play!"
"No way!"
The two got in each other's faces and looked mean glances at each other.
"I like FF too, but I have been waiting for this moment for a long time."
"Well me too."
"But, I wasn't aware of the fact that you liked FF."
"There are things you don't know about me," Raven said.
"Try me. Even if this conversation is getting nowhere," he said.
"Well, I think you're funny and nice! Plus, I saw you naked one time and thought you were hot!"
"Oh yeah! I think you're smart and really charming. Also, I saw you naked by accident too ad I thought you were sexy!"
"Is that so? Well, I really like you then if that the case!"
"I really like you too!"
The two of them the just stopped until they realized at what they had done. Their bodies remained frozen. Their faces just remained stuck in that wide-eyed stare. Just then, the couch was engulfed in black energy and split in half.
"Raven-" beast Boy began. But, he was cut off as Raven materialized into the room and disappeared from sight.
BB plopped down on the remains of the couch in order to think. He had just spilled the beans to Raven in the oddest form possible. A fight about video games never led him to do that. He did care for Raven a lot. He also felt those feelings build up inside of him for a long time. At some points he felt like letting them go. And now, he confessed them to Raven through the oddest form possible. She told him she liked him too. Still, she could be confused and hurt. He should talk to her. Then again, it might make things worse.
(This sucks. Why the hell did this happen to me. Curse you FF!) BB thought to himself.
Just then, the big screen then all of a sudden turned on. On the screen was an old Asian woman with white hair and holding a staff.
"You." She said. "Where is Robin?"
"Can I help you?" BB asked.
"Where is Robin?"
"He's not in. Is this urgent?"
"You bet your ass it is! Listen…actually, I need to meet someone. Come down to lot at Broadway Avenue in downtown in the next twenty minutes."
"And why should I-" "Because it is for the sake for everything!" she interrupted before the screen turned off.
BB then played this over. A secret person, a cry for help, and the fate of the free world where what the old woman had pretty much summed up. Finally, something huge that involved him.
"I have to talk to Raven later! This is huge! And it let's me use those clothes I've been meaning to wear."
Twenty minutes later…
The lot on Broadway rarely saw much activity. It was just a concrete space surrounded by buildings to the north, south, and east. It contained only some benches and a garbage bin, along with randomly placed poles. It was quiet. It was nothing really special. Not the place one would expect a fight scene.
Just then, through the west entrance, entered Beast Boy. Of course, he was in very different clothing. He was wearing a black button down shirt and black khakis. He wore a black cassock coat, black shoes, and black sunglasses. He was also wearing a stupid smile on his face.
(I also wanted to do this) he thought as he looked around the area. Then, he saw the back of the old woman on one of the park benches. He walked over to the bench and sat down beside here.
"I was wondering when you would show up." She said as she turned her to head to him. "And why are you in those clothes?"
BB took off his sunglasses and said," I thought it set the mood. You know, it's like that movie-"
"Yes, I know. God sakes, you think everything's a movie." She then withdrew a piece of candy wrapped in paper and asked, "You want some?"
"No." BB said as he watched her put it away. "Actually, sure."
"You said no first."
"That was until I realized that it was the kind I like."
"Too bad."
"Give me the damned candy!"
"Do you want the candy or my information?"
"What do you mean?"
"We have choice, my friend. The candy is the wrong choice. The info is the right choice. We have to think over our choices. You were going to make a wrong choice for you are stupid. Do you understand me?"
"I take it you are the Master who thought Robin really advanced martial arts due to the fact that you're prophesizing really stinks."
"That I am. I tried the Oracle job for the Matrix movies, but didn't get the part. But, they were wrong. I would have made The Matrix Revolutions more then a sup par sequel. It would have been a half-decent movie."
"Frankly, that would be impossible."
"Whatever. Moving on, I need to tell you something of great importance. Slade is evil once again. He has launched a new plot to destroy you teammates."
"It took him three hours? We just beat him up that long ago."
"He took therapy and you knocked him out of it. He has know recruited a team of enemies to destroy you. Good news, they were the ones who only made it on for one episode. Bad news is that he is using movies to train them."
"Is that it? No worry. I have pretty much seen every last movie in existence."
"Even so, you're powers may not be enough to save us. They are stronger then before. What scares me is that the copyright laws would have gotten Slade arrested. This doesn't make sense. Still, you and your team should prepare of the worst."
She then got up from the bench and said," Well, it's about time I leave. However, if you need help in anyway, you know where to find me."
"I don't need help," Beast Boy said as he got up and stared at her.
"You really should think that over," she said as she walked over to a door in front of her. She opened it and stepped inside.
Beast Boy watched the door closed behind her. Just then, He heard the sound of birds cawing and footsteps approaching. He turned around to meet the source of it. He looked at a guy who was wearing a black two piece suit, black sunglasses, and combed back hair.
"Mr. Logan," he began," surprised to see me?"
BB put on his sunglasses and said," Not really, Adonis."
"So, you knew who I was despite my chance of clothing. Bravo."
"Why are you here?"
"Slade has given me at defeating you. I am very excited to say the very least. I could be offered a shot at papering in another episode."
"So what? You're a skinny guy. Even without my animal morph, I can take you down easily.
"Well, the good thing about being me…Is that there are so many me's.
Just then, BB looked around him to see duplicates of him reappear, each saying the same sentence.
"This is new," BB said.
Just then, two of the clones charged at him. He transformed into a tiger and swiped at both of them. Three more then came in, which he easily swatted away with a swing of his claw. One then kicked him in the side and knocked him away. He quickly transformed into a Rhino and charged into a group of them, sending them flying in all directions. He then turned into a raptor and swung his tail around to get rid of them. As for the other clones, all they were doing was just running around in random paths and circles. Then, in came Aqualad.
"Wow!" Aqualad yelled annoyingly. "There are so many bad guys. I'm going to help BB, and become a member of the Teen Titans, and this is since no one cares about Titans East. I am going to be pretty and popular and-"
Out of nowhere, as a service to every last fan on the planet, an Adonis clone stuck his hand into him. Aqualad was engulfed in black matter and turned into an Adonis clone.
"Thank you." The newly created clone said.
Beast boy was still holding off the clones from their assaults. He then changed into a gorilla and punched one of them in the face. He then grabbed the foot of one of the clone's attempted kicks and threw him away. BB then changed into a wolf and bit into the arm of another copy, spraying his blood onto a few others. Just then, he was knocked right into a bench due to a hard uppercut from one of them. The bench splintered into many pieces as he landed on the ground. BB transformed back into his human form and ran to his side to grab a conveniently placed pole that he pulled out with ease.
"That wasn't as hard as it seemed," BB said as he spun the pole around.
"Hey! We don't have weapons!" one of the clones yelled.
"So what? I'm the hero." BB yelled as he batted one of the clones in the chest with his new weapon.
BB then whacked one of them in the head with it. He then swung it into two attacking clones. This was followed up with him swinging along the ground, tripping up three more clones. He then quickly swung it into the chest of another clone that appeared to behind him. The clone was sent flying into a wall and slummed against the wall.
As he lifted his head, he then muttered the rod, "More."
Just then, a few hundred more clones entered through the side entrance.
"We forgot, but what kind of calzone do you want?" the lead clone asked.
BB continued to bat away the clones that kept coming towards him. He then threw the pipe into the arms of another clone. He jumped into the air and dropkicked the guy away, grabbing the pipe when it was knocked from the fighter's grip. He then quickly batted another clone away and knocked another away with the side of it. Then, just as a hoard of the clones circled him and quickly closed in, he did that cool thing were the guy swings around on it and kicked them aside with his feet and I really suck at trying to describe it. As soon as he finished this, he threw his pole into a row of Adonis's. Of course, at this time, a swarm of them then jumped on him, knocked to the ground. More then soon followed, as the pile grew bigger.
"It is inevitable, Mr. Logan." The clone on top of him said.
"What is?" BB asked.
"I don't know."
BB screamed then as he transformed into a T.Rex and sent the other clones on him flying into the air. They quickly got back up and prepared for combat when something very strange happened. BB's T.Rex morph then changed into a giant cat with orange and black fur, a gold mane, and a row of teeth. The other clones froze at what they were seeing. The transformed BB then roared at them and ran off through the west entrance.
"Should we have stopped him?" one of the clones asked.
"I had no idea what to do. What was that thing anyway?"
"Obviously you have never seen a liger."
"Shut up! I don't need remarks. I was just expecting him to fly."
Just then, a phone went off in one of the clone's pockets. The clone with it took it out and flipped it open.
"Hello."
"Was it a success?" Slade's voice asked over the phone.
"No. He did something completely different."
"His knowledge of movies is impressive. He has proven to be dangerous."
"Indeed."
"No matter. I have sent Kitten to Titans' Tower for our finally attack. Who cares if one got away? We will soon be triumphant."
Slade appears to have the upper hand. Thank God! I was sick of this job. Chapter 7 is coming soon.