One of those Days
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Because I still need a job, here's chapter 8. I really hope nothing good happens to them.
Chapter 8: The most intense training in under an hour!
The Titans were back in the tower, sitting around the kitchen table. Their goal was to formulate a plan on how to stop the newly formed team of villains. However, with the city still being rampaged by the dragon, they had better think something up fast.
"Okay team! If we are going to find some help, we need to reach a decision!" Robin yelled as he banged his fist on the table.
"How can we when all the choices we have suck?" Cyborg said.
"Its better then your idea of saying we're sorry."
Hey! It would help us and them at the same time."
"Can we just get on with this? I'm sick of this as it is." Raven then said.
"Okay, so we have reached one last possibility. And that is our last members, Beavis and Butthead."
The team then just gave him very angry glares.
"What?"
"Are you high or just incredibly stupid?" Beast Boy asked. "The last time they were here-"
If you don't know about this, then see Robot Chicken on Adult Swim!
"-Damn advertisement. Anyways, they nearly got us killed and ate all our nachos."
"They also made rude comments about my figure," Starfire said. "Honestly, they're more disrespectful of woman as you are, Robin."
"That was not needed," Robin said. "Okay, so we have now ruled out Beavis and Butthead, Titans East, and the L.A.P.D. We could of gotten those cops hadn't it had been for BB's stunt during Cinco de Myo in the city."
"How was I suppose to know goats weren't allowed in the subway. And who would leave out cases of beer and fireworks?"
"Forget the past. The only thing we need to focus on is the future of our city, and maybe even the world." Raven said.
"But what can we do?" Cyborg asked. "We got our asses handed to us by losers, a dragon was released, our reputations are probably damaged like you wouldn't believe, and I am going through a love crisis which no one seems to care about! How are we going to get through this!"
"Wait!' BB then yelled. "I just remembered something important that could have saved us three hours ago. I meet the Master some time ago. She informed me of their plans of using moves in order to train them."
"I get it now. All the battles had something movie like qualities. The Empire Strikes Back, Mad Max, The Matrix: Reloaded, and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." Robin said.
"Don't forget Raven's Lord of the Rings moment. I still can't believe you thought that would work . The Balrog wasn't a dragon." Cyborg said.
Raven then shot him backwards into the wall with a shot of black psychic energy. "I know that. BB, hurry along before I kill Cy."
"Okay, she said that if we needed help, then we should come see her."
"That would be helpful. Heck, we need as much aid as we can get." Starfire said.
"Even though I wish I never would this, UI think we better go." Robin said.
"All right! Road Trip!" BB yelled.
But, instead of wasting valuable production time with a flying scene, everyone cuts over to the Master's temple. It was a building of Asian design as seen by the pointed out roof corners and structural design. The outside was made a sturdy wood that was painted red and gold. The top of the roof had a spike that was also gold and sitting on a golden ball.
"That felt like it went by in two seconds." BB said.
"Well, that's the power of my T-Sub with jet engines! And some help from the animators," Cyborg said.
"Come on. Let's get this over with," Robin said as him and the team walked up to the door. He gave it a hard knock as the door's then spread inward and opened. Walking out of the shadows came the Master in a red kimono and using a gold staff to help her walk.
"Hello, Master," Robin said.
"Are you a jerkoff or something! Bow to your master!" the old woman yelled.
"Sorry," Robin said as he bowed low. Just then, the Master's foot made contact with his chin and sent him flying backwards into the ground.
"Didn't I tell you to always trust your gut instinct!" she yelled at the collapsed Robin.
"Sorry to disturb you: Raven began as she looked at the ass kicked Robin," but we have a problem."
"I know. The loser villains got stronger via movies and are destroying your city. I know, I warned the green guy here."
"I know. We need your help," BB said.
"And why should I help you?" she asked.
"Because you agreed to do so," BB stated.
"I did. But, I was testing you. I really knew it was too late. So, up to this point you are at a lost. You can't get help so you turn to me. However, I am like those loser villains as I have only appeared in one episode. They are so what my family and it would be wrong to kill family, no?"
"What the hell are you talking about? We just need help," Raven stated.
"I still need help with my oracle work. All right, I will help on one condition. I get access to all your funds and will come with you to any commercial stunts, premiers, etc."
"Whatever. Just help us. You know why?' Cyborg asked. "because if we go, then what are people going to watch?" He then freezes and looks around. "Other then the other fine programs on Cartoon Network, of course."
"What training do you need?"
"This may seem odd, but we need to learn how to fight in the time limit of an hour," Starfire said.
"You're in luck. My new plan is in and it promises fast results in that time limit. So, drag your unconscious leader into my domain and we will begin." She then led the Titans into her home as Starfire dragged Robin behind her.
The team entered a room that had wooden walls painted red. The room was large, but only contained a velvet chair and a TV. The back wall had five doors on it.
"What are those for?" Robin asked as he came too.
"You're training. The rooms are separate for certain Titans. And since you came out of La La Land, you can go first," the Master said.
She led Robin to the first door, which was yellow, and opened it up. Inside was just a blank room that had a single light in the middle. Hanging a five feet of the ground was a PlayBoy on a string.
"Porno!" Robin yelled happily as he reached for his belt. But, he didn't feel it.
"In this test, you must get your dirty magazine just using your skills," the Master said, holding his utility belt.
"All right," Robin said as he raced to the wall to run up it. But, he instead slid down the wall and feel to the ground.
"To make you suffer more, I greased up the walls."
"What kind of sick place is this!" Robin yelled out as he jumped for the magazine.
"Cyborg. You are up," the master said as she closed Robin's door and led him over to a blue door. Inside was a sunset painting against a background and a wooden pool on the floor.
"I want you to stand on the pole on one foot and with your arms stretched out," she commanded.
As Cyborg did so, he then asked, "I've seen this a thousand times. What does it do?"
"I don't know, but it's cliched and it works. Now stay like that," the master said as she closed his door and motioned over to Starfire to follow her over to a green door.
"In this room, you must fight off temptation."
"Do not worry. No man can tempt me," Starfire said proudly.
"Who said they were men?"
The Master then opened the door to reveal a room with three women in dominatrix clothing.
"Fresh meat," one of them commented as she cracked her whip.
"Wait a minute!" Starfire yelled as the Master closed the door behind her.
"I love this job!" she yelled as she waved over Raven to a purple door.
"Think you can take this?" she asked as she opened the door up to reveal a dark room.
"Whatever," Raven replied as she walked into the room. Just the, the room was flashed in lights. She then saw that she was on the set of…..BARNEY (dun, dun, dun!)
"Hi kids!" the annoying purple dinosaur yelled.
"Not this!" she yelled as the Master slammed the door on her.
"And what oddity do you have planned for me?" BB asked as he came to a red door.
"The best." The Master said as she slowed opened the door. "You….must….clean…my SUV!"
She then threw open the door to show a massive vehicle illuminated in a spotlight.
"I do hate this things for killing the environment, but I can handle this," BB said as he walked into the room.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't want you to clean one. You have top clean m other thirty as well!" she yelled as more of them were illuminated. She then slams the door in the face of a now crying BB.
One hour later…
The Master jolts from her chair after falling into a deep sleep. What woke her was the sound of many doors opening. She gets up from her chair look into the faces of Titans who were now disturbed and confused.
"So…much…dirt," BB mumbled to himself as he held onto a dirty rag.
"The terror. The terror," Raven said as her hands shake uncontrollably.
"I can't feel my leg," Cy said as he hopped around on his only upraised leg.
"And I thought Robin had pervert issues," Starfire said as she rubbed her ass.
"Why couldn't I be in your room? I couldn't reach it. So far," Robin said as he started to cry.
"Did everyone had fun?" the Master asked. Everyone replied with a group glare.
"Good, then you may leave." She said.
Everyone then snapped out of their messed up faces and stared in shock at her.
"But that didn't do anything for us!" Robin yelled.
"Right, I just did it to torture you guys," she said.
"Why?" Star asked.
"Because I hate you."
"I get it," BB said. "I see your plan. Reverse psychology. Make us think it was torture but it was a lesson. We don't need training,. We have the power in us."
"No, I really was-"
"BB's right. We can fight this on our own. You know Master? You really are a pretty good oracle," Raven said.
"Riiiiight. That was my orcalness. I thought you that."
"All right team!" Cyborg yelled. "We have a mission! Time to show our enemy what we're made of!"
"Yeah!" everyone screamed as they ran out of the Master's house, with Cyborg hopping after them.
"They are all going to die."
I hope so too! Chapter 9 is coming soon!