One of Those Days
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HAHAHA. It's the last chapter. The Titans are finally going to lose! I can move out of the cardboard box they kept me in! Oh Happy Days!
Chapter 9: I don't get it
Jump City was finally under control. The streets remained empty. Cars remained where they had originally parked. Not a human voice was heard. And to Slade, this was his crowning moment. In the middle of the main road stood him, Kitten, Kataro, Adonis, Atlas, and Malchior.
"Look at it! It's all ours! It's finally all ours!" Slade yelled.
(I don't get how the city is still intact), Malchior thought spoke to the others. (I did a number on this area, and for some reason it is still okay.)
"That did trouble me in the past. But hey, it's all ours."
"Who cares?" Adonis asked. "No one is here. You let them go."
"How can the great Kataro rule over a city deprived of those worthy of being slaves! It just doesn't add up!"
"Atlas is the greatest!"
"Come now! We have conquered a city! We should be proud!"
"And what of the rest of the world?" Kitten asked. "With this as your idea of victory, a city that magically rebuilt itself and no one in it, then obviously you have bigger plans!"
"Umm. Well-" Slade was cut off as Kitten said, "You idiot. You haven't a clue as to what to do next."
"Atlas is the greatest!"
(Being in that damn book was better then this.)
"You call yourself a villain!" Adonis yelled out. "What kind of a villain doesn't have world conquest on his mind!"
"Atlas is-"
"If you don't shut up, I am turning you into a blender!" Kataro yelled.
Everyone then started to yelled at one another until Slade yelled out, "I have a new plan!"
"It better be good," Kitten said.
"It is the greatest!" Slade yelled.
"Fine."
"It is the king of all plans!"
"Well then?" Kataro asked.
"It makes all other plans-"
"Will you just tell us what it is!"
"Fine. No one can take suspense anymore," Slade said. "The plan is…we bombard the airways with NUMA NUMA!"
"That isn't evil. That is just annoying," Kitten said.
"Exactly!"
"Atlas rules!"
Then, everyone went back to arguing about new insidious plans and some other stuff that no one really cares about. This went on for about a good ten minutes until…
"You know, Slade. You really need to be in better control of your team."
"Oh, great," Slade said to himself as him and the others turned around. There were the Teen Titans, all set for battle.
"Here we are Slade," Robin said. "Its time to end this."
"Come on. I have the power. I have the best team ever."
"Look, we beat them once and we can bet them again," Beast Boy said.
"For your information, we have gotten much stronger since we last met," Adonis said.
"Atlas rules!"
"Is he still alive?" Cyborg asked.
"We are all alive and have acquired great power from our training," Kataro said.
"It was just a bunch of movies. I'm just surprised Kitten didn't watch and porno and try to do you," Starfire remarked.
"You take that back bitch!"
"She's right you know." Raven said. "I mean, everyone here is out of place, what with the assholes and hundred foot jackass. And I mean you, Malchior."
(That is it. It's go time!)
Slade's fighters then lined up and got into fighting stances. The Titans did the same. The two groups then stared watch other down in one of those stare down moments that make no sense and just are really there to build up the suspense.
"Are you're sure your plan will work?" Starfire quietly asked Robin.
"Positive," Robin replied.
Then, the team of evildoers then charged at the Titans. In response, the Titans then stuck their arms out to the left and right as Robin spread out his arm.
"Form Voltron!" Robin yelled.
Just then, as the evil team cam up to the opening of a street, a huge eighteen wheeler then came barreling in and ran over all of them before crashing into a nearby building.
The Titans just stared on in complete disbelief at the most random and impossible feat that had happened.
"What the hell was that?" Raven asked.
"Was that part of the plan?" BB asked.
"If it was, then I am a genius," Robin commented. "I think there alive."
Just then, from where the villains where, there came the sounds of groans.
"I say that's a big 10-4 good buddy," BB said.
"But who was it?" Cyborg asked.
Just then, the door of the truck then opened up with a kick from a purple shoe. And, through some weird occurrence, out stepped-
"Jinx!" Cyborg happily yelled upon recognizing that purple clad girl who had stepped from the truck and ran over to her.
"Good to see you again, Cyborg," Jinx said with a smile. Then, she was suddenly grasped in a fierce hug by Cyborg.
"Jinx, I missed you so much! Where have you been!" Cyborg asked.
"I'll tell you if you stop trying to break me in half," she said.
"Oh, sorry," Cy stated as he let her go.
"Okay." Jinx said as her breath finally returned to her. "I really was lost after HIVE fell. Later on, word came of those guys coming in and trying to take over this turf. I decided to come in and run them over in a truck."
"Why a truck?" BB asked.
"Why not a truck?" Jinx asked.
"Okay, we get it. She used a truck. I'm just glad your back," Cy said. He then turned to the others and nervously said, "Oh yeah, I should of told you-"
"We know, you're in love with Jinx," Robin said.
"How did you know?"
"Its obvious," Starfire began," just as BB loves Raven."
"The secrets out now," Raven said.
"Can we just go and beat up Slade?" Jinx asked.
The others turned to face Slade, who had now gotten up on one foot and balanced with his arms.
"HAHAHA! Fools! I am a master fighter! I will beat you with my awesome kung fu! You will-" He then tripped over and everyone could hear the sound of something breaking. "AHAHAH! My leg! I broke my leg!"
"This is pathetic," BB said as the others walked over to him. Robin then knelt down and lifted up Slade by the neck. "Know that we have you Slade, I think its time to see who the real man behind the mask is."
Robin the placed his hand on the mask and pulled it off to reveal…
"Harry the Hypnotist!" everyone yelled out in shock.
"Wait a minute" Robin said as he felt the rim of a mask on the face. He pulled it off again to reveal…
"Bob Sagat!"
"Your joking,": Raven said as she pointed to another mask line that Robin again pulled off to reveal another face.
"Louie Anderson!"
Another mask…
"Barbara Strissan!"
Another mask…
"David Slack!"
"Whose that guy?" BB asked.
Finally, Robin pulled off the last mask. And in place of face, there was just a steel face, a voicebox, and two mechanical red eyes.
"He's robot?" Starfire asked.
"No!" the voice from the box cried out. "Over hear." The Titans then looked to see only the arm of the body move and not anything else.
"You're living in the arm?" Robin asked.
"Yes! I had to find a place where I could live from easily."
"That is the gayest thing ever," BB stated.
"Gay? GAY! It is the way of the future I have the power to rule all!"
"Let's end this," Cy said as Robin let the body drop and placed a bomb on it.
"I am Slade! No one can stop me!"
The team walked away as Robin wiped out the detonator.
"I will kill you all! Fear my cuticle power! I am-"
Those were Slade's last words as the bomb ripped through his body and trued kit to ash.
"You know what? I learned something today. I learned that love is a powerful weapon," Cy stated.
"I also learned that you should tell someone how you feel even if you get scared," BB said as he put an arm around Raven.
"I also somehow learned to respect women and not demand sex from them, even if you are a super pervert," Robin said.
"Oh, Robin," Star said as she swiftly kissed him.
"Those lessons made no sense," Jinx said.
"We know," Raven said. "But, we have each other and our lives ahead of us. For now, let's enjoy that."
The End.
"Wait a minute! This ending sucks!" Cy yelled.
"You got that right," BB said.
"And you know whose fault this is? It's the writers!"
"Hey, Cy-"
"Not now Robin. They always make up these stupid things for us to get into. And for what? They never get a point out. And they always have to make us into retarded episodes were we look like jackasses and they get all the hype."
"Maybe you shouldn't say anything bad about the writers," Jinx nervously says.
"And what could they possibly do?" CY asked. And then he blew up for no reason.
"That's what you call the power of word." Bb said.
"New plan. We put Cy back together and go to Denny's!" Robin yelled.
"Hooray!"
NO! Why did this happen! I hate you all!
(And now we need a new announcer because the old one just jumped out of the window.)
Hope you enjoyed that bit of fresh air. The plunge into another new story is coming soon.