Chapter 2

(Sorry! I said this was a one-shot! But, it's not!) Ok...I'm sick, I need to get the turtles back to normal, and I have to clean up the lair. But I can't! I can't do that! It's Sunday! Master Splinter will be home tomorrow! I'M GOING TO DIE! Where's Leo? He's drunk! He'll let me borrow his swords and kill myself! Noooooo...I don't want to kill myself. I still have to get married and have kids...I want to have at least two. NO! No, no, and no again! I can't talk about that now! What am I gonna do anout the four idiots in the living room, the whole lair, and myself? My temperature's up to 104 now...oh, no! April was lying down in Master Splinter's bed. She couldn't do anything else but just lie there and pray to get better by tomorrow. RRRRRRRRRING! April walked over to the phone. Her head started to hurt every time she took a step. "Hello?"

"Hello." a familier voice answered.

"Casey?" April sounded suprised.

"Ah,"

"Good! It's you!"

"But--"

"Listen, I need help down here!"

"I have to tell you something!" the voice seemed in a hurry.

"Not now! I'm in a huge crisis!" April tried to yell but couldn't.

"I need to speak with Leonardo."

"Since when did you call them by their real names?"

"Since I met them."

"O-k...but listen to me!"

"Not now April, I need to tell Leonardo something!"

"WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK!" now she could yell.

"..." the voice stuck to silence.

"Oh...my head! Ow!"

"Ah...April?"

"Hold on! Tell me in a minute! I need your help! Saturday, I came down to visit the turtles, right? So, I found out that they had been drinking wine thinking it was grape juice, so they got drunk! Follow me?"

"Ahhh..."

"Good! So what happened was I was trying to break them out of the habit by trying to hide the bottle. Sunday morning I went to see if they were back to normal! They weren't! They ripped the lair apart trying to find the bottle! Once they did, they finished, and bought new ones! So now I have to break them out of the habit, clean up the lair, before Master Splinter comes home tomorrow!" April explained her story tring to talk 200 miles a second!

"But--" he was getting annoyed a little.

"I can't do that! I now have a 104 temperature! Please come down and help me! PLEASE!"

"I will be right down!"

"Thanks! And oh! Don't tell Master Splinter about this! I don't want him to think that I did it!"

"April?" he asked.

"Huh?" she answered.

"This is Master Splinter."

"Oh snap!"

"Yeah. I'll be right there!"

"But--your not supposed to come home until tomorrow!"

"I know. The reason why I called was to let Leonardo know that I was coming home tonight."

"Tonight?"

"Yes."

"Man, I hate this! I wish I never came own here on Saturday!" April started to whine like a little kid.

"April?" Master Splinter asked.

"I mean, why couldn't God make Casey come down here?"

"I don't know..."

"Then he would be sick and I would be fine!"

"April?"

"What?"

"I'll see you in a few minutes." Master Splinter said.

"Really?" April was shocked.

"Yes! What did you think I said before?"

"I thought you already hung up the phone."

"So why were you still talking?"

"I was talking to myself."

"O-k. Hang up the phone."

"..." there was no answer.

"April?" Master Splinter asked into the phone.

"..."

"She hung up on me."