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Notes, Letters, and Other Forms of Writing
Chapter 7
Feb 20 xx Morning
Ron's Scrap of Parchment
Boy's Sixth Year Dorm
Dear Piece of Scrap Parchment,
Yeah yeah, I know this is basically like a diray but if you don't tell anyone, I wont. Thank you. Now listen, I've been dying to tell this stuff to someone ... but I can't so I'm going to write it all down.
Hermione - Mione, my best friend is so amazing, but I don't want her to just be my friend, I want her to be my girlfriend, but sadly she isn't and there's nothing I can do. But! There is things other people can do to help me. Like McGonagall. She partnered Mione and I together for the Transfiguration assignment and she wants it done in three days. That means we have to work together for long amounts of days to get this project completed on time.
McGonagall did this on purpose, it's all part of her master plan to help get me and Mione together. Odd huh? Yeah, when she first came up to me and told me how she had had enough of our stupiditiy and she was tired of watching the years go by without us admitting our feelings. Apparent she, Snape, and even Dumbledore had been waiting for us to get together since first year ... they're all a bit crazy. But if they're willing to help me, I guess it doesn't matter.
So yes, now I have Snape, McGonagall, and the Head Master of Hogwarts on my side. I don't know what they're all going to do yet. All I know is that McGonagall is trying to get Hermione and I to spend a lot more time together.
I wonder what Snape has in store for us ... knowing Snape the way I do, I doubt it'll help me to much. Actually, it kind of scares me to know Snape is 'helping' me. I'll probably end up losing three hundred points for Gryffindor by the end of this. I don't even think he's helping. He said he's had enough of all this stupid love dung. He said he wanted Mione and I to date so he could stop watching us fight and act like idiots around eachother, then he took ten points from Gryffindor, he said it was for making him watch five years of all our dumb 'Ron/Hermione' moments in class.
That man has gone crazy! Maybe going after the Dark Arts job and never getting it has turned his mind a little off. I don't know, but I do know that Mione is knocking rapidly on my door right now screaming 'RON WEASLEY! DO NOT DO THIS TO ME! I WILL NOT LET YOU DO THIS TO ME! WE HAVE A PROJECT DUE IN TWO DAYS! SOMETHING THAT WOULD TAKE A NORMAL STUDENT A LITTLE LESS THAN A WEEK! AND WE ONLY HAVE THREE DAYS! YOU WILL NOT LET ME FAIL THIS ASSIGNMENT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? NOW GET YOUR BUTT IN THE COMMON ROOM - NOW!' So I think I might get going. I'll write on a scrap piece of parchment when I've got time again.
Bye,
Ron
