A/N: Hi everyone! We made this chapter in an half an hour. WE hope you like it. My bro again gave me some ideas. So without farther ado here's the next chapter.
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The cursing, the temper, the window, and the sango and the mango part II
Kimchi went back downstairs to Kagome was waiting by the door. When they where ready they left. Once there kagome and sango went shopping for clothes leaving kimchi behind. She didn't mind tho. She didn't care for shopping for clothes. She went in a bookstore and looked at all the books. She found a book that she liked and bought it with her share of money. She waited for the others. After they went home. Sango started to wonder about miroku and how was he. 'I wonder if he's all right?' thought sango as she brushed her hair. "Why I'm I even thinking about him" "because your in love with him" said a voice that belonged to kimchi. Sango looked around her room but couldn't find her. She got up and searched everywhere in the room. She even used her skills to find her but no luck. She searched her room a second time but no luck still.
Back in the feudal era with kouga
Kouga was in his cave sitting in the darkest corner. Ever since what happened with Kagome and inuyasha he never spoke a word to anybody. He just sat there staring at the ground. When ginta or hakkaku offered him food he'd refuse it. He never moved from that spot. "He looks like he just lost a battle" whispered ginta to hakkaku "yeah" replied hakkaku. For the first time kouga came back to the cave he looked up at them. His eyes held sadness, defeat, regret, and pain. Ginta bravely asked what was wrong. Kouga only said one word/name. "Inu...yasha". His voice held pain and sadness in it too. "Did he lose a battle with inuyasha" whispered hakkaru "no way. Kouga never lost a battle to inuyasha" ginta whispered back. What they didn't know was kouga really did lose a battle to inuyasha. The battle that meant the most to him. This battle involved Kagome. 'She picked him not me. It's in the past now. It's over. Kouga thought to himself. Kouga forced himself to stand up and walk outside the cave and walk to the bolder. The sun was just setting. He looked up at the sky and images of Kagome flashed though his mind. He felt a wave of tears coming on. 'No! It's over! She chose him not me. I was always second best to her.' A thought went though his mind. 'Maybe she didn't even like me. I said I was only just a friend to her.' Kouga began to cry. The fearless wolf prince was crying. Crying because he lost the love of his life. Kagome was his angel, his love, and his sunshine. Now that she was gone he felt there was no reason to live anymore. His heart was shattered. What Kagome said to inuyasha echoed in his head. "Kagome" kouga whispered. "Inuyasha may have you but he'll never take you away from me" kouga smirked. Kouga was changing and not in a good way either. He stood up, the shadows hiding his face. "I know you're there…ginta, hakkaku" kouga said. Ginta and hakkaku where frozen in fear. Something was wrong with kouga. His voice has changed.
Kouga turned around in their direction and and moved out of the shadows to reveal glowing red eyes. He smirked evilly at them. Ginta and hakkaku tried to run but their legs were still frozen with fear. He slowly walked to them still smirking. "K-k-kouga?" ginta stuttered. "What's wrong with you?" kouga just smirked and flexed his claws. "Kouga?" "Yes" "w-what's wrong with you?" "Nothing but a heartache" he replied in a dark voice. Ginta and hakkaku became fearful of their lives. A miracle happened. Ginta and hakkaku run for their lives. But kouga was right behind them. Kouga caught up to them and tackled ginta to the ground. Kouga put his foot on ginta's back to make sure he didn't run away. "I need you two for my plan. You got two chooses follow my plan and live or if you don't you die. Got that?" ginta and hakkaku shook their heads yes. Kouga took his foot off ginta's back and started to walk into the forest. "Um k-kouga where are we going?" hakkaku asked. "To find dogface and kill him" kouga said with hatred in he's voice. "W-why do you need us?" "I heard inutrasha has a woman named kikyo. Your jobs are to kidnap her and tie her up. After I'm done with dogface I'll come looking for you and that kikyo woman" kouga 's voice would send chills up ginta and hakkaku spine. Ginta noticed this kouga is not the kouga that they knew. This one was full of hatred and was dark.
Back in Kagome's time
Sango was still looking for kimchi. "Ok catgirl show yourself" "ok" kimchi walked out of the closet. "What do you mean 'because your in love with him'?" kimchi just smiled and said, "you can't hide your feelings for him sango. You know you love him but your too stubborn to admit" "I am not-" kimchi just looked at her. "Ok I am in love with him. I don't show it because I don't want to think that maybe he won't accept me." Sango said quietly. "Well why won't he accept you?" "Because he's a monk and I'm-I'm a demon slayer" kimchi looked a bit confused. "He told me himself that he liked me better as a friend then anything else." Sango said sadly. Kimchi was still confused. Just before kimchi could say anything a scream came from downstairs. Kimchi raced down and found Kagome screaming as loud as she could run around in circles until she ran into the wall. "What's wrong?" "My alarm clock is back and it's looking for me" "huh?" kimchi looked at Kagome as if she was questioning her sanity. "Kagome your alarm clock is dead. You killed it." "Yeah you're right" the front door opened and Kagome's family walked in. it was lunchtime and Kagome's mother put the food on the table. Everyone sat at the table. "Pass the spring rolls baka" Kagome said. "I'm not a baka," sota said, "how many times do I have to tell you. Baka!" and he lobbed a handful of noodles at Kagome. Kagome narrowed her eyes dangerously and bounced a bean off sota's head. "Kagome hit me with a bean!" sota yelled "she hit me with a bean! Make her stop throwing beans at me!"
So much for the noodles.
It was getting dark outside and the sun was going down. Painting the sky with pretty colors.
As night came Kagome kept having dreams about alarm clocks after her. While sango dreamed about miroku for some reason. Not that she was complaining or anything. Kimchi dreamed about her family. Shippo dreamed about candyland a world filled with candy. So much candy that you get cavities just looking at it. Kirara dreamed about a nice summer day. The next mourning kimchi woke up to singing. She tips toed downstairs where she found Kagome dancing and singing.
We live in a greedy little world
That teaches every little boy and girl
To earn as much as they can possibly
Then turn around and
Spend it floolishly
Kimchi stood there watching this. 'Since when did Kagome sing and dance?' thought kimchi.
We've created a credit card mess
We spend the money that we don't possess
Our religion is to go and blow it all
So it's shoppin' every Sunday at the mall
All we ever want is more
A lot more then we had before
So take me to the nearest mall
Kimchi rubbed her eyes. Then something happened that made kimchi question her own sanity.
Shippo and sota sang chorus while kirara danced
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
It's such a beautiful thing--ka-ching
Lots of diamond rings
The happiness its brings
You'll live like a king with lots of money and things
'Kirara can't dance! Sota and shippo can't sing! Neither can kagome! What going on? First it was the fridge then the clock now this' kimchi stared at her friends. For some reason this was like watching live t.v.
When you're broke go and get a loan
Take out another mortgage on your home
Consolidate so you can afford
To go and send some more when
You get bored
All we ever want is more
A lot more then before
So take me to the nearest store
Kagome was unaware of kimchi watching her. She kept on dancing and singing. As for kimchi she was planing some thing. Kagome was dancing like there was no tomorrow that is before she ran into the wall a couple times…
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
It's such a beautiful thing—ka-chang
Lots of diamonds rings
The happiness it brings
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things
Sango decide to join the singing and dancing. Except this one take the cake. Sango was singing to a mango and was dancing with it to. 'What the heck?' sango didn't seem to mind that she was singing to a mango.
Let's swing
Dig deeper in your pocket
Oh, yeah, ha
Come on I know you've got it
Dig deeper in your pocket
Oh
If it wasn't bad enough. Sango kept calling it miroku. Kimchi was using all her strength not to laugh. Then sota started dancing hip-hop and so did shippo. Kagome was using celery as a guitar. And sango lost it with the mango that she thought was miroku.
All we ever want is more
A lot more then we had before
So take me to the nearest store
Kimchi was trying so hard not to laugh but she was losing. Sango defiantly lost it was the mango when she told it she loved it and Kagome was freaking out because sota ate her guitar made out of celery. Shippo was screaming bloody murder for some reason. Kirara was still dancing. But they still sang
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
It's such a beautiful thing—ka-ching
Lots of diamond rings
The happiness it brings
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things
Sango was still dancing with the mango. Kagome was still singing and shippo was still screaming bloody murder. Kimchi was watching this with amusement. Kagome started to run around in circles till she would run into walls. Sota was having a giggle attack. But still they sang the rest of the song.
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things
Ka—ching!
Just when it couldn't get better it did. Sota stole the mango, which lend sango chasing him around screaming at him to give back miroku. Kagome was chasing kirara who stole her back up celery guitar. Shippo ran into the wall and started yelling at it. Sango was still yelling at sota for miroku. When she got back tha mango she started to kiss it. Kagome was still after her celery. Kimchi burst out laughing which had everyone look at her. Kimchi got up and stole the mango from sango and she chased her around until kimchi tripped and fell causing the mango to fell to the floor. "Nooooooooooo!" sango yelled as she tried to save 'miroku'. The mango fell and went spat. Sango held the remains of the mango that she thought was miroku. She gave kimchi a death glare and kimchi edged away from her. She grabbed kimchi and throws her out the door. Then she grabbed Kagome and shippo and throws them out the door to. 'This proves that I am the only one that has a mind.' "Hey Kagome! I found your alarm clock!" yelled kimchi as she held up the alarm clock.
Kagome gave the clock a death glare and came over and grabbed it out of kimchi's hands and started beating thecrap out of the alarm clock.
A/n: Sorry for not updating sooner. I had to do my homework.damn homework! This chapter has a few laughs in it.
Faye: what's up with kouga in this chapter
Me: it will be explained in due time my dear friend
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Me: faye will you stop cursing at yourself! It's getting annoying!
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