Title: Summer of discovery

Author: Joy

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A/N: Oddly the code removed all of the question marks from last chapter as well as most of the commas. Why, I don't know. I saw that it happened to other people's chapter too. I'm sorry if it made it difficult to read. Also as a point of interest, Night Owls from the last chapter is, in fact, the name of a lingerie store in London.

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Chapter 6: The rules by the Weasley twins

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Harry and Ron had poured over different sections of the book they had found in the girls' room. Ron at the moment was tilting his head to the side trying to understand the diagram while Harry made the underwater breathing charms as necklaces.

"Mate I don't see how that would be comfortable for a girl" Ron said pointing out a position.

"Well read why they suggest it and see if there's an explanation" Harry retorted.

"Oh…" the red haired boy was completely red when his best friend looked up.

"What'd it say"

"You read it."

Harry made a shocked face. "Really? I thought that was supposed to be a myth."

"Apparently not, if they're showing you the best way to stimulate it…"

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Ron huffed a minute"We need to talk to the twins."

"Ah…no…you can talk to the twins. But there is no way in hell I am going to admit I am trying to learn how to get their little sister off. I can barely talk to you about it."

The red haired man thought a moment"You know…now that I am over the whole she's a virgin thing… I kind of like knowing you're a virgin too and are attempting to take care of her…make it good for her… not rush things."

Harry blushed and raised an eyebrow; "I'm still not talking to your brothers about this."

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"You're not talking to us about what" Fred said from the door with George beside him.

Harry's eyes went huge. "You…you're supposed to be" he gulped"gone for the next week."

"We were but we are just stopping over" George answered. "What's this all about"

Fred picked up the book from Ron's lap and Harry made a run for it to the bathroom. The twins looked at each other and opened the book. "A little book learning on ladies… what are you thinking" George asked.

"I'm thinking we copied that book from the one Hermione and Ginny have been working on… notice the handwriting."

Sure enough there were notes by Hermione, Ginny and…Mum. "Bloody Hell…why's mum adding things to this sex book."

"What do you mean" Ron asked confused.

"That's mum's writing you dolt…not Ginny's" Fred fused.

Ron's eyes went huge. "Oh my god."

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"So…Harry's hiding cause he thinks we're going to kill him" George asked.

Ron nodded"It freaked me out at first too. But then I saw how much he wanted to take care of her. I guess I figure if she's going to lose her virginity at this age to anyone I rather it be Harry who actually loves her…" Fred and George started to laugh. "Why is that funny"

"Because Ginny has been talking to us for months now wanting to know how to tempt a guy since Harry never initiates" George chuckled.

"Do you know why he won't" Fred asked.

"Because of Theo. He doesn't want to frighten her or force her or in anyway put any pressure on her."

"Good point" George stated.

"Go get Harry. We'll fill you in on the in's and out's of this stuff 'cause you look like you have questions" Fred replied.

"Bill did the same for us" George commented.

"Alright but don't even tease Harry a little, okay? Or we will never get our conquering hero out of the bathroom."

"What" Fred said with his best innocent face.
"Us" George mimicked it.

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"Harry" Ron called knocking at the door.

"I'm not coming out till they're gone, Ron" Harry announced shutting the door in his best friend's face.

Ron knocked more forcefully.

Harry opened the door again. "They can play innocent with you, but I played quidditch with them. I know the stuff they will do 'accidentally'."

As he shut the door again, Ron put his foot out only managing to get his foot injured. "Bloody Hell"

"Sorry" Harry said pitifully.

"Arghh Harry, just listen a minute and don't shut the door on me foot again" Harry nodded. "Ginny has been comin' to the twins asking questions in particularly how to seduce you. They aren't shocked or surprised."

"Angry"

"Not even a little."

Harry stuck his head through the door"How can that be? The lot of you were ready to take my head for being in Ginny's room when she and I first started dating."

Ron shook his head"I was set to have your head. They had confidence in you. They were waiting for it to happen. Remember how they always worked it when the six of us went out it was you & Ginny then me & Hermione"

Harry made it half way out of the bathroom when an earlier comment Ron had made hit the mark. "Ginny went to the twins to figure out how to seduce me this summer"

"Apparently."

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Ron pushed Harry, who looked as if he were a lamb being led to slaughter, into the bedroom. He stared down entirely. If he were a dog he would have been trying to appear as submissive as possible.

The twins chuckled.

"First off, Harry" George began"you have been a friend, a teammate, and a little brother to us for awhile, so this conversation is not inappropriate no matter what you think."

"Secondly" Fred picked up"Ginny showed herself to be very thoughtful and educated when she has come to us. Whatever anxiety we had we dealt with a while ago."

"Thirdly" they said together"we aren't going to kill you for sleeping with Ginny."

"You proceed to cheat on her or anything" Fred said.

"We'll skin you alive before feeding you to Fluffy" George finished.

Harry's eyes went big and he nodded repeatedly.

"Alright boys, lets get down to business" Fred announced. "How to please Hermione and Ginny."

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"Alright" Fred said clapping his hands together. "The rules of sex set forth by the Weasley twins."

George smiled"Rule 1: You must always have permission before you do anything."

"Rule 2: You don't get your jollies until she does."

Ron turned pink due to his inability to stop his 'jollies' from being had.

"Rule 3: You will always make sure she's really excited before you start sticking anything of yours into her - tongue, fingers or cock."

Harry looked absolutely mortified but the twins kept on.

"And Rule 4:" Fred said with a pause.

"NEVER roll over and go to sleep!" they said in unison.

Fred smirked"Follow those four rules to the letter and you will be much better off than a lot of guys your age. Then again if you are doing it with anyone other than the pre-assigned previously mentioned girls; do whatever the bloody hell you want because we'll skin you alive when we find out. And we always find out."

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George smirked at the terrified look in both boys' eyes. "Now to specifics. Let's start with kissing."

"We know how to do that" Ron huffed.

"Not on the mouth Ronniekins" Fred reacted.

"At least not that mouth" George added.

The best friends tensed immediately.

"Look males are real simple. We are very present minded and experience oriented."

"We like good food, good drink, good sports, and a desire to see a woman naked. These are the things that drive us."

Harry looked down. "What is it Harry"

He shook his head"That's not cool." Fred raised an eyebrow. "I've got the responsibility of protecting the world on my shoulders and you are saying my motivations in life are 'eat, drink, and be merry.' Sorry but that doesn't cut it."

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The twins looked at each other with a smile before turning to the boy who lived.
"Harry we are not attacking your character."

"We are commenting on the male of the species."

"We are trying to show that men are rather uncomplicated in many ways."

"The point we were trying to make was men are visually stimulated. We are easily aroused."

"Especially at your age" George stated.

"Girls take more time and care to get turned on" Fred observed.

"Especially at your age."

"We wouldn't be having this conversation with either of you unless we honestly believed you loved Gin and Hermione."

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George crossed his hands in front of himself a few times"Lets start this conversation over. You are our brother and are in love. You will be our brother eventually we are certain and you have handled our sister with amazing love and patience."

"For this reason we will help you make your first experiences memorable and not for the awkwardness that occurred."

"First thing is: you need to relax. The minute things stop being a natural progression, is the minute it will be over. It will never be perfect. Something will happen: an owl will knock, or she'll be allergic to the flowers you brought her, or you will burn dinner but something always happens… You are putting too much pressure on your selves...that is obvious."

"One night when you two are snuggling… an image we don't want to think about mind you… just stop holding yourself back. Keep touching. Keeping kissing…Just act" Fred challenged.

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Fred then flipped through the book until he found a diagram of a couple masturbating each other. "This is a good place to start. You build trust with the other person, make it a process and then one night...its right."

"Any experience with this stuff at all" George asked.

Ron looked tomato red and Harry stared down. Fred huffed"Well I think that Harry is a no and Ron is a yes. Agree or disagree"

"I think that our sister is very persistent and at least the topic has been broached. But you're right on the Ron front."

"Are you going to talk or what"

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The twins did their normal twin telepathy thing and came to a conclusion. "Okay Bill took us aside and walked us through this because the first time either of us were touched by a girl we came instantly. Apparently it seems to run in the family."

Ron looked at his brothers with a huge sigh of relief. "Its okay Ron. Some guys pop off immediately...some guys take forever. We obviously do great with fertility to make up for it" Fred said soothingly.
"Tell us what happened" George encouraged.

Ron shrugged"Hermione and I were snogging, she reach down and kneaded my wrinklies together and off I went. If she knew what happened she never let on."

George looked his little brother over; "You should talk to her about it. Hermione loves you and if you are going to have any sort of success you will need her help."

"Angelina and Alicia were both great about it" Fred commented with a smirk.

"Nothing like having two competitive girls decide to make a game of it." "A game" Harry asked.

Fred was still smirking"Yeah laid us next to one another and then did every trick in the book to keep us going the longest."

"The winners got ice cream or something like that."

"Far too much information for my virgin ears" Ron stated completely red.

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"Harry what's your story? You are more than proper" George asked knowing that they needed to get to the heart of Harry's skittishness.

Harry grit his teeth"Did Ginny ever tell you what I had to do to win her back" All the brothers shook their heads.

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TBC...

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